Warning: This post is only to be read by the ones with humor.

PUPPY LOVE

Ok i finally seduced my first female dog. I said wuzzup gurl. She replied in a romantic howl. Saying lets fuck. As soon as i heard the word i was in!
I was poundin the shit out of her and all you heard was wimpering. My neighbor then came out and hosed us down, but there was nothing i could do i was stuck. And when i say stuck, i mean stuck. By the time i was done she was crawling on all fours. The next day when we were playing fetch i heard her gossipping about our wonderful love filled night. Before i knew it i had her and her other two dogs all in the same bed. Man, was it fun. I finally fulfilled my long wanted fantasy. But wait theres more to come. After a long night of love making we came to a conclusion, that man and dog aren't just best friends. . . But lovers as well. But the story doesn't end happy they then asked me to go down on them, at first i refused, but they barked me into it. So after hours of tongueing i regurgitated massive hairballs with humongous ticks and ended up with lime disease. Plz don't make the same mistake i did, practice safe sex.

If you want this amazing experience to happen to you
Here's a little secret.

Go to your local pet store and purchase an item called a doggy whistle give a few blows and there's no possible way for them to resist. They'll come running.

Please, just laugh, it's funny and you know it.

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Slap that ass and ride da wave in...

Dude, no.
Never again.

You don't understand.
I'm a visual man.
You tell me a story... I can see that shit.

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You can learn and learn and learn all you want... but until you go out and use it, it doesn't mean a thing.

lmfao

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Slap that ass and ride da wave in...