| Hi There My PUA Brother's In Crime,
A trick I'd like to share with you all. It's a Psychological game that's fun, and girls dig it. Try it... it's easy and it works.
You: Hey so there a story I want to tell you, and based on your answers to some questions, I can tell you a lot about your personality.
Jessica Alba: Okay!
You: Ok, there's a man and a woman madly in love. But due to chance, the two are separated by a river with flesh eating pirahnas. The woman loves the man dearly, so she sees a guy in a rowboat with a sign that says $10 for a ride to the other side. But when she offers the guy $10, he says I just raised it to $20 since I know you need it really bad. So the woman is pissed, and she goes to town to make the extra $10... the only way she knows how. She sleeps with this horny old guy for $10. She then pays the rowboat guy $20 and gets to the other side. When she sees her man, she tells him about everything she did to be reunited with him. He pushes her away and says he's disgusted with her and never wants to see her again.
Now, list from 1-4 who you like the most and then the least.
Jessica Alba: 1. the woman, 2. the man, 3. the row boat guy, 4. the horney old guy.
You: Okay, well this tells me what your priorities are in life. The woman represents love and romance, the man represents ethics and morals, the row boat guy represents money and ambition, and the horny old guy represents desire and lust.
Jessica Alba: Wow that's neat! Take me home, oil me up, and make sweet Jamaican love to me!
Okay, okay... so I was exaggerating that last part. But I hope this trick helped. It's called the science of Kokology and there's a Japanese Psychologist who studies this stuff. If you guys have any similar DHV tricks, please share.
Respectfully,
M
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