| Well, phone game is sort of rough. You can run it like you would a normal sarge, but that comes off a bit odd when you're not in a party environment. I suggest either breaking out your best Juggler impression, or talking to her like you would your friends.
You: Hey, how's it going?
Her: Not bad... Who's this?
You: How's your cat?
Her: I don't have a...
You: My cat's all sick-ass. Don't know what's wrong with him. He's been throwing up and stuff. I think I should take him to the vet, but I'm not sure I can afford vet bills right now. And they'll want to neuter him. Cruel.
Her: Um... Who's this?
You: Huh? Oh, it's Ruffles. So what would YOU do? I mean, it's a cute cat, I don't want to see him all coned and stitched and stuff, and I don't think I can afford some three hundred dollars in vet bills, y'know?
Her: Blah blah blah.
You: Yeah, I guess that would work. Hey, when we meet up for New Years is there a wardrobe thing I should be aware of? I mean, I don't want to come dressed like Julio. Last time that happened, there was a fistfight.
Her: Um... Who is this?
You: Ruffles. So, dress code? Tuxedo-shirts ok? I haven't worn my tux-shirt in ages.
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