So there are 3 girls in the caf, an 8, 8.5 and 2. I go up to them and start gaming the 8 and 8.5, and get tons of responses and IOIs. Unfortunately, I got them from the 2 as well. And being the "physically dominant cow", she was blocking the other two out. What do I do?

That was a rhetorical question. Here's what I did.

She was telling me about her schedule while I was brushing her aside, and I picked up on one thing. "I'm taking French for the 6th year!"

How perfect.

So I says to her, I says, "Ah oui? Je parle le francais, mais un petit peu seulement." (Really? I speak a bit of French.)

While she responds with whatever, I remember how to say some key words I learned last year. So I respond, "Tu est gros et laid." (You are fat and ugly.)

In the end, she walked off and the 8 and 8.5 had no idea what I had said. I was home free.

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Ignorance is Bliss

fat girls have hot friends too man.
should been nice to her
even fat girls are DHV sometimes

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Do what you love...

yeah the thing is, it worked out with her semi attractive freinds after, we timebridged and stuff

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Ignorance is Bliss

funny, but what if she called you out on that shit? you could had a disaster, im glad it turned out ok for you. be nice to everyone cause you never know when you might need them(warpigs have hot friends).