so i was involved with this girl for years back in high school, we both wanted each other pretty badly, we would talk about fucking and shit, so anyway we seperated sometime during mid to late high school and 3 years later she friends me on Facebook. his girl and i wanted each other but NEVER got a chance or made the move to hook up, i don't even remember why. we would jus hang out in the same spot every weekend and soon started talking every weekend and shit. so i was thinking on some negs on this HB9, trying to maintain that same relatonship so we can pick up right where we left off. i was thinking
"You look so different!" as an opener, it's neutral, could be good, could be bad, what do you guys think? and she also use to be a blond but she has natural brown hair, just never realized it. and then she would repsond with something like "how? or good or bad?" whatever something like that and i would say "good, but i sti'll liked you as a blonde! " idk though. tips would be much appreciated! -Rye

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"You're so money and you don't even know it!"

I'd go with something like, "I'm surprised (or not surprised depending on how you want to remark on her personality) that you're really a brunette!" She'll want to know why, because she's gonna wonder what sort of behavior made you think she was really more of a blonde, if she was ditz, or something like that. Or if you said not surprised, then she's gonna think that maybe she wasn't fun enough to be a blonde. Great neg for hot women, they get so self conscious over hair colour. From there you can play it however you want and even say that you would have pegged her as a red head, or black haired before a brunette and come up with some joking reasons. If you get an opening you can always toss in something about whether the carpet matches the drapes if you can get away with it without being too crude or interested. Remember to act indifferent as to whether you get to sleep with her or not, you're just giving her hell for being so stuck on hair colour.