| This is great, I dunno why I do it by I have a way of cheesing this chick along out of boredom....BUT! I need to capitalize on this eventually, so give pointers after this wonderful correspondance ends.
Liz is a 19 year old chick from Romania that has a picture posted online of her leg hanging out a car window. It's not really that hot or sexy....I think it's kinda stupid.....so I proceed to tell her.......
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Dear Liz....
Your leg is ugly!
1. Don't even ask where I get the rest of this from.
uhh, is that an attempt to flirt, and you suck? or are you serious? your strange
2. This is one of those chick things where they supposedly leave you (two options). This cunt style defense cracks me yet pisses me off at the same time. I try to ignore it and get a point across.
If you want to show off your leg you have to point your toes down.....no one wants to look at your feet! Either way I mean if you wanna be a priss and keep looking go right ahead or take my advice it doesn't quite matter. Maybe you'll get some guy on here that likes to suck on toes or some god awful like that. (laughing)
3. Said enough so far.
wow, you're quite the ass. is that why you emailed me? to say that stupid comment? don't waste my time
4. (cracking knuckles)...yep...she's digging me.
I'm not an ass, I'm a (realist). I mean if you want some half cooked deal about your leg being hot then you need to get some guy that's interested in sucking on your toes-definitly not my thing....in fact I found the picture totally offensive....I think you should delete it.
5. I keep getting more and more bold, it doesn't really matter where this spins to me. The point is I'm trying to test how far my personality can go with miss hams hanging out the car window.
i don't care what you think of my leg or my feet. so go ahead and be offended
6. Now of course throughout this I have certian doubt that any of this will bring a smile or a response. But all I know is she's still eating at my table. So I must not have gone far enough.
So you take pride in your ugliness? Wow as long as women make a stand I guess that's all that matters. I'm telling you the house looks better, you should delete it I mean this is your reputation and .
7. I know she's thinking....(and what???!). loving it.
who the hell are you anyways? why do you care to email me out of no where and try to insult me? thats pretty lame. you must have nothing better to do. not surprised though, no wonder youre divorced.....and im not ugly by any means, why dont you ask my boyfriend
8. First of all if this was lame to her then why does she keep responding? Is she attracted to this? Maybe cocky ass isn't a crock of shit after all people.
Okay what's his phone number? I mean all I have is a leg to work with here.....I mean he wouldn't get mad at me would he? I mean I don't wanna add insult to injury if I wanted to insult you than I would'ove told you I thought there was a ham hanging out of the car window or something.....geez. I'm just trying to help why are you pinning all this aggression on me for your mistake?
9. Pretty much I use logic and bring this chick back down to earth from her waivering emotion highs and lows. Wonder how it felt.
hahaha, my mistake. this is really funny, question, why'd you email me? like seriously, whats the point? you don't know me at all...and i have so many other pics up on my site, not just my leg
10. haha...this is really funny. Now she's trying to show me some form of value but STILL not listening to my advice. Typical young girl talking here.
Well I mean if you have other pictures why not post THEM! as your main photo......I mean what's the point with your leg and ? man just a second
11. I mean it makes sense right?
why not post them as my main one? i dunno.....cuz my leg is random, and i am random. and so are you for emailing me! and you never answered my wuestions. did you even attempt to look at my profile and see my other photos?
12. Man if we were in person I could have her in my pocket I'm sure.
Why would I wanna look at more....what i f you took huge pictures of your feet or some ! hehehe I couldn't cope with that hun. just a second I have to see if you're medusa or something....
13. Hey you never know...
medusa? yeah thats really original. and what about you? you have absolutely NO PICS UP! you douche
14. she thought it was original. how cute.
Douche?? What are these weird romanian things you're telling me? Listen in america it's, "handsome" not douche. You got on here to practice your english didn't you??
15. yep.
practice MY english? douche...douche bag, got it yet?
16.heheh..I got something for her
nope I have no idea what you're talking about. That's some word you made up while downing absynthe huh?
17. I love this....it's like a dogfight online.
no i didn't make it up...its said "doosh" like "swoosh"
18. Alright....this chick isn't a blonde and I'm sure as hell going to capitalize on her for that one.
you mean :swoosh: like dracula's cape swoosh.....or like a jet plane going by swoosh?
19. This has got to get the Romanian thunder goin.
anyhow we banter on like this forever and then I cut her off. She starts talking about having to get a tattoo tommorrow and she needs rest so I tell her to get a fried chicken leg tattooed above her heart and part ways. This experience has been funny for me, but now I need to realize I haven't transitioned at all in the correspondance....what have I done wrong? Personally-as I look back I see that I didn't jump the gun when it was pulled. Any thoughts?!
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