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PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 12:05 am 
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I'm not a virgin, but I'm not exactly pro either.

I met this girl that's far too aggressive for what I'm used too. She also more into oral, so my inexperience raises some questions:

1. Should I trim down there?

2. im not sure if shes a swallower or spitter or not. do I ask? what do I say before I climax?

3. afterwards does she expect to kiss her ( i dont mind)? do i get her a paper towel or something? offer water?

any comments on what to expect or what should be expected of me would be appreciated.

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I'm in kind of the same situation as you, not a pro, but not a virgin either.

1. I personally do, it looks better i.m.o, + it must be nice not to get a bush in your face if she manages to DP you.

2. If shes sucking you and you're about to come, just tell her you're about to come, if she goes faster but keeps her mouth there, go for it, shes basically the one with your dick in her hand so she can direct the stuff any way she wants. Don't think it will be much of a problem.

3. Guess this differs from girl to girl, if you want her to drink some water before kissing her just say "I'm getting a glass of water, want one?". + gives her a small amount of time to think about what a fabulous fuck you were.

I guess you could also just ask "want a towel?" if you see she needs one or is waiting for you to do something.


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I use the courtesy tap. Works fine.

"I'm getting a glass of water, want one?" Works great. It shows that you're courteous enough to offer, and you're not a discusting fcuk since she knows that you dont want to kiss your own semen ;)


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Couple different things you can do. Always keep your shit clean shaven. Not nesicarily bald, you just don't want her choking down any hairballs. the rest depeneds on how dirty you are and the postion you are in.

1. Let her know right before you nut and she will promptly move. Then you toss your baby batter in her hair.

2. She will pull you out, give you a handy and let you unload a map of Hawaii on her chest.

3. She swallows like a good egg. Get her a glass of water and a toothbrush.

4. She doesn't swallow, goes to kiss you, and snowballs you. Watch out for these girls, they are trouble.

5. She gags and spits it all over your stomach.

Just always be curtious, cause you want her to do this multiple times.


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Just always be curtious, cause you want her to do this multiple times.
hahaha! that made me laugh quite abit lol!

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yeah dude def trim, if anything it makes you cleaner and 'appear larger'..

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Just always be curtious, cause you want her to do this multiple times.
hahaha! that made me laugh quite abit lol!

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yeah dude def trim, if anything it makes you cleaner and 'appear larger'..
Me too... And the part about unloading a map of Hawaii on her chest... rofl.


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haha, kinda on the same topic.

i had a girl going down on me the other day and she said
"you're lucky i'm doing this, i normally don't do this unless i'm in a relationship"

i said:
"you're lucky i'm letting you"

her:
"why"

me:
"cuz i normally don't let girls do this"

she giggled and continued vigorously, haha.

she was trying to make me feel privaleged (a sort of shit test), and I threw that in the garbage as i was getting a BJ, whew, I'm just glad she didn't get mad and bite.


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1. I would say at least trim because I dont think many girls want to go down on a guy who is all natural down there. I personally have trimmed and shaven, but i do prefer shaving.

2. Tell her right before your about to bust a nut and then it is up to her what she wants to do with it ;)

3. I wouldn't worry about it to much, It will all just kinda flow. If you want to make it interestingthough, instead of a towel go take a shower together.

Just don't overthink it and you will be fine :)


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Shave Shave Shave. I do it every 3 days. Would you rather have a girl who is shaved or one who has a huge bush? Girls pretty much ask themselves the same question about us. I know I would flip out if i had a girl with a bush.


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How exactly do you go about shaving your balls? ANd what do you do about the hair?

The idea of putting a razor on my balls is kind of frightening. Dipping them in hot wax isn't much better either.


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How exactly do you go about shaving your balls? ANd what do you do about the hair?

The idea of putting a razor on my balls is kind of frightening. Dipping them in hot wax isn't much better either.
Ive been shaving for a long time now. I use clippers. Put it on a 1 or 2 setting and basically just have a "5 o'clock shadow" down there. I have hair on my legs as well so i wouldnt want to go completely bald cause that would look just strange. Clippers with the guards on are nice because there really isn't a chance of cutting myself.


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I'm not a virgin, but I'm not exactly pro either.

I met this girl that's far too aggressive for what I'm used too. She also more into oral, so my inexperience raises some questions:

1. Should I trim down there?
I'm a chick, so here you go. Please Trim. I don't necessarily prefer totally shaved because there's always some 5 o'clock shadow down there chapping my top lip.
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2. im not sure if shes a swallower or spitter or not. do I ask? what do I say before I climax?
She knows what to do. Either say "I'm coming" or "I'm getting close." She'll prepare for takeoff.
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3. afterwards does she expect to kiss her ( i dont mind)? do i get her a paper towel or something? offer water?
look, it's always nice kiss her. Guys go down on us ALL the time and then come right back up and swallow our faces.

It's nice if you ejaculate outside of her mouth to get her a hand towel. She'll probably either go to the bathroom and clean up, rinse it out, whatever. If she's looking like she's got a funky taste in her mouth, by all means, grab water for the both of you. You can also grab some gum, pop a piece in yours, then do the "polite thing" and offer her some as well.

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I'm a chick, so here you go. Please Trim. I don't necessarily prefer totally shaved because there's always some 5 o'clock shadow down there chapping my top lip.
I made the mistake of not being preapred one night and was all natural. The girl really did not look like she was enjoying it. I trimmed up the next night and got one of the best bjs of my life. :) She appreciated it.


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1. Yes, especially if you expect her to do the same... otherwise your just being a hypocrite. I mean seriously I don't want to be picking hair out of my teeth if I go down on her... so why should she.

2. NO DON"T ASK! LOL This is a ridiculous question regardless of what she does that's really up to her and it really won't matter. That being said I personally get offended if a girl doesn't swallow. But that's just me. You might want to say something like "i'm going to cum" that is usually self explanitory. Or you can be like, wait let me pull out... and shoot it on her face/eye that's classic... then be like oops i'm soo sorry, let me get you a tissue so you can get that out of your eye

3. Lol... I love how you put "I don't mind" hold up there cowboy, don't be so eager to taste your own pudding. Why would you give her a paper towel? To wipe the inside of her mouth out? ridiculous. Water? She's just had a drink. Just give her a hug and tell her how great it was, how she's amazing, shit like that you know lies. If you didn't get her off it isn't a bad idea to return the favor. Always keep the customers happy you know.



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Awright man, here's my advice:

1. I personally shave my balls every other day, so when I get a blowjob, she gets a Cockmeat Sa'amwich!
When you do shave your junk,remember that you barely have to put any pressure on the razor,and just let it glide over the hair, and repeat this as many times as necessary until all of the hair is gone,if you do this regularly, the skin down there will toughen up and over time you can even "Dry-shave". I leave the hair on my legs, but I do shave my ass and for good measure I also use depilatory cream just in case I "Stubble up"

2.When you're close to cumming, you tell her so if she does swallow, you can let her do her thing!(I personally like to get em' to suck my dick again after I bust off and get all of the sperm outta there, but some women do, some don't but you won't know unless you try it. My issue is that I tend to cum a lot and I even had some chick suckin' me so hard that when I did "unload the cannon", cum was dripping outta her nose and and over her face. It was at that moment I couldn't remember what attracted me to her in the first place."

IF SHE DOESN"T SWALLOW, you are to yank your dick outta her mouth and right before the last possible second ask em' where do they want it. (I like to aim for their hair, you know, save em' on protein rinses and I figure it's a win-win situation for both of us, but some chicks get all pissed about goo in their do, so you gotta ask em' so you can find out "Under her pits or on her tits",on her back or on her crack" make her tell you so you don't do something stupid like just blowin' your load anywhere and hitting the dog! (Don't laugh, it happened to me once, this HB8 had a fuckin' Pomeranian which is a long assed name for yappy fuckin' rat in my book, and I was getting ready to bust off and he got out of his kennel and was barking his yappy fuckin' head off at the bedroom door just as I was planning to unload both balls on his master's ass! Needless to say, my plan went seriously awry when: a)I was blowing my load in that direction, b)That was the direction the dog was in, and c) the dog had his mouth wide open...the night did not end well, and no good for either of us came from the end result!) :D

3.If she expects a kiss...? Well, that mainly depends on you, my friend and let me elaborate.........
You are the PUA! Fuck what anybody else thinks!(No disrespect to ZIP) As for the aggressive...Once she enters the bedroom with me, Her ass is mine!(As well as her mouth, pussy and Tits too! UNLESS she says stop, cause I'm not catching a rape charge! At which point I Iceberg (Freeze-out) that ass until I get my way) And even though I don't use Gunbitch's Method to attract,I DO agree with his teachings to an extent once I am in the bedroom with them I literally "Make the ho say no", or"no more" once I get em' to bed! I even told this fucking gorgeous stewardess that she was gonna "have to buy her pussy a cast when I was done with her!" I take CAVEMAN technique one step further in the bedroom, and I'm a pretty big guy, so I'll throw her down on the bed and rip her panties off and make her almost scared that I'm going to maul that ass! I don't leave marks, but I do leave memories. If you do plan on swapping spit with her afterwards, the glass of water thing is one I use, but I take it one step further and bring a towel and some mouthwash (I recommend Scope) too.

If you don't wanna kiss her ass then don't. Or use one of my favorites:
"I just don't feel like it" or the ever popular "Let's just lie here and cuddle" oh, they eat that up when you triangular gaze em' right after a good hard fuck!

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