This all started with a girl I met online. I sent her a message on plenty of fish, just like teasing and so on, and got her number.
The reason this way report is particularly interesting to me is that it was essentially my first real "date". All the sex that I have had prior to this one were social circle lays, so I was pretty inexperienced to say the least. (Although she later went on to say that it was the best day she'd ever been on - yay!)
Starbucks
So anyway, we arranged to meet at Starbucks after talking for a bit on the phone. I arrived first and got water, being the cheap bastard I am. She arrived shortly thereafter after I was already seated. I immediately set the tone of the date by telling her to get a drink and meet me where I was already seated.
I did this because I thought she might expect me to pay for her. I wanted to make it clear that wasn't going to happen, but that wasn't a complete asshat anything.
She sent down and we got to know each other. For my first experience, I was very calm. She actually appeared very not nervous to, which surprised me because I knew that she had been on a lot of dates either. I later found out that she decided to smoke some weed in her car just prior to coming in to calm her nerves, which I find pretty hilarious.
I found her extremely receptive to my stories. I think this had to do with the fact that I outrank her on the looks scale by a couple points. I have a feeling that I could've set anything and she would have the same reactions. I don't mean that in a cocky way, just as a way for readers to glean as much information as possible from this. If you are better looking than the girl, you will (obviously) have a much easier time.
She turned out to be quite talkative, and things are very playful and easy going between us. I suggested that we leave after about 20 min. and we went to the park.
The Park
Aside from the hug I gave her at Starbucks, this was the first real kino. As soon as we were out of the car, I immediately grabbed her hand. We had a lot of fun here playing on the playground and so on, given that this was a few months ago I don't remember too much of the experience.
I just know that the initial playfulness was continued and there is some various touching going on.
After the park, we ventured to a local cafe.
The café
It was a bit odd here, to be honest. I leaned back and played calm and collected, but the bad part was so did she! Watching us both across the table, it looked like we're in a business meeting or something.
I remember at one point she mentioned that she was into "writing music." What she meant by this was that she had once written love lyrics for a past boyfriend. ONCE! That's how strange and inexperienced we both were. And me, in my confused state, let her get away with this. I should've made fun of her a LOT here.
Anyway, when we went up to pay the cashier she asked us if the check was together or separate. I felt slightly anxious doing this, but I said separate as I mentally agreed to before. She didn't at all seem upset about this.
Question: if you're the type of PUA that doesn't pay for a girl, do you always feel a little nervous not doing it? I feel like I'm breaking some stupid unwritten rule of society when I do this, even though I feel rather strongly that I shouldn't do it.
After this we went to a cool little place that I think I'll be using for days for a long time. The Eagle watch.
Eagle watch
This is where I went for the kiss. She later said she was extremely impressed with how I did it, so I'll go into some detail here.
Luckily for me, this area was completely secluded. There was no one but us. I walked with her, hand-in-hand, up to the precipice of the elevated platform that was the Eagle watch.
I made some small conversation here. We are both looking out over the lake when the conversation naturally died down. After a few seconds of beautiful silence while witnessing all of the nice things around us, I said "hey guess what". She turned to look at me, and I kissed her. (Later that night when we were texting, she said I got a major bonus points for that)
It was a slow, closemouthed kiss at first, which gradually got more voracious as I went on. Soon enough we were making out and having a fantastic time.
Looking back, I probably could've gone farther, but oh well – it was my first real date!
Next we went to the movies.
The movies
As luck would have it we were actually really early to see a movie. I thought that this was a really bad thing at first, but it actually turned out to be good. The movies we were going to was located inside a mall. We just walked around and looked at things most of the time.
Occasionally we were secluded, we would make out more. I was also grabbing her tits and inner thigh at this point.
Finally our movie started, and we found ourselves inside a theater. I had my arm around her and I could've went inside her shirt to grab her breast (as she later told me she wanted me to) but the movie was actually really good.
We finally drove back to the Starbucks where her car was parked. Here got really hot and heavy.
The car
Before she got out, we started making out. It was really intense. I went up her shirt and started playing with her tits. Unfortunately, neither of us had a good place so we weren't able to go any farther. I halfheartedly mentioned the park, but that didn't go very far either. She said "I shouldn't.." and so on.
I know now that if I had been more persistent, I probably could've banged her right then and there and the lit up parking lot. Oh well, live and learn.
I did get some bonus points by telling her she didn't get out of my car really fast I was about to lose control. She said "I've never been kicked out of someone's car before" and a cheeky tone. It was fun.
That was the first date. As this is getting long, I'll just skip to the action in the second date along with all the pertinent details.
Second date and f-close
I'm going to get down and dirty here. Basically, we went to the park again, except at night. Pretty boring overall. Made out some, some more boob action, tried to play with her pussy but she said "not yet.."
All the fun started when we got back in my car in the dark parking lot. We were the only car there.
We started making out again. She let me rub on her crotch from the outside of her pants. I pulled her hand towards my cock. She resisted. I pulled again, and she complied. I tried to get her to do more, but she wasn't down for it.
Thank God for freeze outs!!!
I immediately stopped everything, and started driving. She said "hey I want to sit by you!" I raised the divider between us in my car and she slid over. After some more petting I told her to take off her belt. She came up with a lame excuse that she hadn't trimmed in a while. I still like the line I gave her.
"I am a man, do you think I give a shit?" She took her belt off immediately. I started fingering her. Later she would remark that it was "all over" once I got my hand in her pants. Good stuff.
We are still driving at this point though, and I couldn't very well fuck her while driving! (THAT would have been feat!)
Through some magical act of God, we drove by a housing addition that she lived in when she was a kid. We found ourselves in front of her old house that she grew up in, which added substantially to the "dirtiness" of the act. I loved it.
Her old house
This is where all it happened, in a fairly well lit street in a neighborhood she used to live in.
We were in each other's pants almost immediately. Eventually I came up with the brilliant ( haha) line, "have you ever given road head?"
She said no, that she hated giving head. Unfortunately for her, that's one of my favorite things. I persisted until it happened. She eventually complained that her back was hurting, and I suggested we moved to the back seat. She complied.
Every virgin fiber of my backseat knew what was going to happen at that point. It was written in the stars. She was giving me head while I was fingering her. Again, another oh so classy line for me: "turn around, we'll have more fun that way."
"I don't want to be easy," she muttered in between slurps of my cock. I told her about how I didn't even believe in the concept of "girls being easy" (which is true, actually). It worked.
She then said, "we need a condom." Like a rabbit from a hat, I pulled one out of my pocket. She made a comment about me expecting it to happen. I said nothing, and on top of her.
Afterwards, I insisted that she seduced me, ("in front of your own house, no less!") And blamed the entire thing on her.
I'm gonna couple more lays in my car since then, so I suppose the floodgates have opened.
This was probably about six months ago, and she's been a great fuckbuddy. Always willing, no drama, doesn't text all the time or anything.
Conclusion
This is my first lay report. Please let me know what you think - especially about the amount of detail included. I felt like it it was kind of long, but there's a lot of good stuff here.
Peace!
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