So last night was just like every weekend at ASU huge parties and hot bitches. So one of my buddies in another frat invited me to his huge blow out party. I showed up and was bumpin and grindin with so many women my dick started to hurt lol. So after the party i rolled back to my place and had this girl who was all over me come back to my place ( i live in a fraternity house). This girl was a freak and i found it hilarious when she was calling me Mr. Mcclellan (my last name) when i was railing her lol. Anyways this girl kept on telling me to do anything to her as hard as i want. So i went to work for a good 20 minutes or so. Than after i finished all over her of course, we both decided to go outside.

This is were my story becomes freakin hilarious. At this point i told myself what would tucker max(the baddest man alive) do. She needed to go to the bathroom so i told her it was down the hall. As soon as she went in the bathroom i threw on my pants put on a tshirt and booked it out of my house. I did not want to get stuck with this girl. I than found a cab a minute later and decided i would make a trip to a different girls place. So i had the taxi take me to this girls apartment. The funny thing is that i hooked up with this girl and her roomate before on the same weekend!(anyway thats another story). So i end up banging this girl for probable 15 min or so. At this point i was so tired i ended up passin out with a huge smile on my face.

Anyways i just want to say that i freakin love college and that anything things is possible. If i knew in high school i would be doing this shit i wouldnt believe it.

Well i just wanted to hear what you guys thought of the story and if you had any stories that were similar?

Wow, that's equally hilarious and awsome. So what did the first girl say after you ditched her? Who cares I guess.