It's the two weeks before the academic school year is over for university students and a group of friends and I were slack lining (basically it's tight rope walking + to give you guys an idea
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTJb98aOuJ0).
Well it's the perfect activity when set up in the center of campus to attract all sorts of different people. *Note* girls often have much better balance than guys when starting off.
Well, a group of my friends and I were taking turns on the lines as well as showing each other various kung fu, par kour, capoeira and tricking moves when I spot this well dressed and confident hb8 approaching very slowly. I noticed a slight glance in our direction and a smile at me. Naturally, at this point my attention was on her at this point.
I jumped off the line, and walked up to her.
Me: Hey, I know you're probably not used to being approached by strange guys and that you're probably heading home but, Would you be a fashion major?
Her: Yes!! Wait, how did you know that?
Me: Well, You're dressed very well, and I usually only see people dressed that classy when I'm in DAAP (fashion school among other things).
Her: No smile, so what was that thing you were on?
Me: O that? it's called slack lining - it's like tight rope walking and anyone can do it, Especially girls.
Her: Really? why's that
Me: I don't know girls just usually have better balance than guys. Would you like to try?
Her: No thank you, besides I'm really busy right now.
Me: Is that so? Would you mind if I walked you to your car? After all this is Clifton, and it's not really safe to walk off campus alone around here. Safety first!
Her: *laughs* Look, that would be great. But don't go all chivalrous on me. I'm quite capable of looking out for my self and opening my own doors.
Me: I wouldn't dream of opening doors for you.
Her: why not?
Me: Well, I'm only interested in women who can stand up for themselves. While I don't mind the job, I'd prefer to not have to be there to protect and take care of her 24/7. I mean come on, it's the 21st century.
Her: Smiling - and finally mirroring my body language.
So we walk to her car, which turns out to be in teh campus garage and we do the small talk, so what do you want to do in the real world. What do you do for fun. And she told me some hobbies which i can't quite recall. So we got to her car, and we were standing towards the trunk. I was leaning back on the trunk and she was facing me.
Anyways, She asked me what I like to do when I'm not walking across tight ropes (it was toned like a neg)
Me: well you know, I like to watch how people react and observe what people, specifically men, do wrong when they engage with girls
Her: really? that sounds interesting. You know I've noticed that there are a lot of men out there who have absolutely no clue when it comes to women.
Me: You're telling me, some times.... I like to help them out.
Her: some...times...??? Well aren't you mr. nice guy?
Me: Nope... I'm Mr. Brightside. Mr. Nice guy got the day off.
her: Laughing... (ok, horrible korny joke.. I know)
Her: so what else do you like?
Me: well, I like writing and poetry
Her: Wow, you like poetry!?!? I've got to hear some.
Me: well I would but see, I have a rule...
Her: what's that?
Me: I never recite poetry in car garages
Her: Hey.. You just made that up
Me: yes... But it still stands, Would you like to go see my absolute favorite place on campus?
Her: um, sure... but you have to share some of your poetry to me.
It was at this point, I motioned for her hand - which she gave me and we walked to the east side of campus in which there is a giant set of man made waterfalls (cool thing is that, very few people know about it because there are no colleges on that side of campus)
We got there, and she was in a mode of total excitement because the are is extremely breath taking even by my standards + i found out she's also real into art and traveling.
At this point, we sat down on the edge of the waterfall kicked off our sandals,
Me: okay, you came with me even though we just met, and I'm a man of my word.
I recited to her: several instant seduction patterns mainly the lock box and the rose garden. To which she seemed absolutely and turned on. But Kino was very light. She picked up on the somewhat sexual undertone. And admitted that she hadn't had sex in like seven months.
After about 30 mins... I got up took her hand and began walking back to my friends.
Me: okay, I know i shouldn't be keeping you when you have so much homework but I won't let you go with out at least trying to walk across the band.
Her: I'm afraid I'll fall
Me: Well if you fall, I promise I'll be there to catch you and I won't let you hit hte ground.
So we get back to the lines... and I walked over pushed my friend off the line.
(we have an established rule of putting new people on the line no matter what)
This is where my kino picks up a lot.
I help her stand on the line, and i'm holding her waist at this point. And she's having a lot of trouble.
Her: do you have any advice?
Me: sure, first stand up real tall, keep your core and butt real tight.
She gets a better, but I helped her walk across the line which is a great feeling.
So now, I let her try to balance on her own. Naturally, she falls. To which i catch her in my arms. Kinda locked eyes at that point.
She gets back up and tells me to hold on to her why she gets stable.
Growing bolder, i let my hands slip down to her thighs and butt. to which she made the remark.
Her: Do you do this with all the girls who try this
Me: yeah, I like to help people perform better
Her: Yeah right, you just like touching hott women all the time.
Me: well, I don't want to touch ugly women all the time.
Me: besides, I'm an hott guy anyways, i deserve someone as pretty as I am.
Her: you're very cute.
It was at this point, on the line that I moved in and kiss closed her.
(meanwhile, my friends are just staring, wide eyed. They're not PUA's)
Um.. there was some other stuff in there that i didn't write down... but it wasn't important.
I walked her to her car 3 hours after she said she had to go... we exchanged numbers...
....
Got a text message from her stating that she couldn't get my *poetry* patterns out of her head, and that she was shocked that I made so much eye contact with her and that it was intoxicating. We texted the entire evening. Before she asked if she could see me again.
Me: Well if you'd like, you can come over tonight?
Her: come over for what?
Me: Well, I have the first season of How I Met Your Mother. Lucked out here
Her: I love that shows, Is that all?
Me: well, I was thinking also there would probably be some hugging and some kissing, see where it goes.
Her: I'd like that.
She came over, and I remember we made it through two episodes before I kissed her. and from there she was on top of me faster than I could say, LEGENDARY.
I will admit that unlike other closes I was a bit nervous to ask her if she did oral. It was a personal qualm, that girl had spent her lifetime standing up to men... How do you tell a person like that to kneel down. But, I was very attentive to her and my god she had one of the best oral techniques i've ever felt.
All together, i had known her for about seven hours. I think I lucked out a bit because she was leaving in two weeks for an internship in washington d.c.
CHAT
..........destroy those feminist types. I have 
