| I don't often write lay reports unless something can help others, really. Hopefully some of this can
Background to this is that I've now met up with her twice and the logistics haven't been great, she's in London and I'm in Kent...
Bumped into Alastor one time with her so he can tell you if she's attractive by a community standard. I like her anyway!
First two dates went really well, but I've done the dating thing TOO well and she likes me more than just a fuck buddy :-/
She's driving to my house so it's on. In my head. Turns out 'it's' not on, but she is. FFS!
We get a little touchy feely at mine before we go to grab a DVD. She spots an amazing Fearne Cotton lookalike and I'm heartbroken, as she is amazing! I (semi) joke about wishing PoF13 isn't with me so I could chat her up. It works out well actually as I explain that she's on my laminated list, and we get talking about each others laminated list and who is on it and why etc. It gets the conversation transitioned nicely actually. You guys should try it
We get back to mine and eat, do a bit of snuggling to a DVD on the sofa etc... I've already explained about my 'skin fetish' as my mum calls it, that I've had since I was a baby. It's a comfort thing for me but it does allow me to fondle women 'under the radar' ;-p as we're cuddling I'm fondling her breasticles. That's a fucking green light to me.
We start kissing and I try to escalate. The horny state being emitted from my little brain is cancelling out the logical state from my large brain. I want my dick wet. Not with her blood though.
She gets up to go to the toilet... Now I'm unaware whether this is in Undercover Sex Signals or not, but it should be. That's another green light.
She comes back in the front room and she doesn't seem miserable. It's on. I call the elephant in the room out; I got that from my wing, Dynamo. I ask how heavy she is, and her coy 'shut up' gives the game away!
She snuggles into the exact same position that she left, but I don't give her the same responses that I did previously. Fractionation... I've just thought though... Could be classed as a freeze out? Meh.
When I next try it, a little while later (don't hate, Saw is a good film!), she is responsive again. But again cuts me off when I try to get her trousers down. FUCK.
Actually, I'm bored of the games now. I'm also horny. Bored AND horny! I stand up, take her wrist and lead her to the bedroom. She keeps telling me that she's not coming to my room. I just read her body language, it's like one of those loudmouth drunks who are trying to start a fight whilst allowing their girlfriend to pull them away. She doesn't mean what she's saying.
I'm in my room, no fucking about... Or so I think! Kissing slow and passionate then horny ALWAYS gets what I want (I'll write a short tutorial on the perfect first kiss if anyone is interested?). Well it doesn't here... I try taking her stupid fecking jeggins off and she stops me again. I'm not the type to go caveman in that sort of situation, it's a bit rapey tbh.
But she's still grinding on me and we're still kissing. Passionately. I make a bold move, based on my horniness. I take MY trousers down and whip Vlad out. I push her head downwards and this becomes a Lay Report and not a Field Report...
Morals of the story;
-Laminated lists can transition well
-Escalate like a motherfucker
-Dont listen to her words so much, read her body language
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