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PostPosted: Sun Apr 03, 2011 10:20 am 
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Its Saturday night again and i'm getting ready to hit the clubs in Sydney. Tonight my friend and I decided to go somewhere we've never been before and we ended up going to Oxygen nightclub on Pitt street.

As usual I had pre-drinks at a cheap $3 drink bar and as you'd expect drank myself to the point of not being able to walk straight or even feel my lips.

I got to the club around 10:30pm and to be honest it was pretty shit. Nothing special. Regret paying the $20 entry fee. Until i noticed this chick dancing like there is no tomorrow. She was crazy. I wasn't really attracted to her at first but one thing lead to another and find myself trying to hide a stiffy in the middle of the dance floor.

First thing she said to me on the dance floor was "You are hot and you know it!" lol i knew it was on. now i dont do anything special, i dont concentrate on any of these pick up artist techniques or watever it is you guys do when u meet a chick. I just dance and be myself. In a club its all about your appearance and if you are good looking or not. You cant really speak or tell jokes or show your personality because of the loud music.

Anyway we danced for a while. Then she asked me to buy her a drink but i made up an excuse that my friend has my wallet lol. So she bought her own drink and as she was drinking it she grabbed a piece of ice from the drink and stuck in down my pants. I was like wtf did you just put down there it feels pretty nice. then she asked me to put an ice down her pants and i did it and fingered her a bit while i was at it. she started moaning and i had to remove my hand as security were starting to get suspicious as this was happening in the middle of the dance floor.

I told her that we should go have a seat on the couch. She lead the way and took me to an empty place in the club near the toilets and pulled down her pants. I was behind her and she bent down for me. Spewing that I didn't have a condom on me....but in the excitement of the moment i had sex with her doggy style for about 2-3 minutes before i pulled out saying that i need to go buy a condom and we'll continue. By the way at that exact moment a security guard came and saw us pulling up our pants but he didnt say anything at the time because he must have just thought that we were both re-arranging our underwear at the same time and that it was a coincidence.

So off we went in search of a convenience store to buy some fucking condoms!! Couldn't find any close by so we decided to to just have a fuck in a nearby shopping centre lol. She bent down again for a doggy style fuck and it was amazing. I came inside of her as well. Thankfully she told me she is on 'the pill' whatever the fuck that means. So i blew my load inside her, she sucked the extra cum of my dick, i pat myself on the shoulder and walked back to the club.

As i stood back in line to get in the club i found her behind me. I got let into the club by security but she got rejected!! hahaha

GREAT Night!
Excellent Root!
Just be yourself and dance!
Look good!
and you'll get a root!

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 04, 2011 1:16 am 
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nice LR but sounds like she was dtf from the beginning so good job on spotting her. And if u really dont know what the pill is then im telling u someday ur gonna wake up finding out you have a bastard of achild


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 04, 2011 1:57 am 
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I came inside of her as well. Thankfully she told me she is on 'the pill' whatever the fuck that means.
lmfao

For some reason I have this weird feeling you'll be seeing her again in 9 months.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 04, 2011 3:43 am 
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Haha. A good reminder to keep a condom in my wallet.


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 04, 2011 6:44 am 
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ALWAYS KEEP IT WRAPPED.



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PostPosted: Mon Apr 04, 2011 8:33 am 
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Dont be silly wrap your willy....or you could pull a mgyver and use latex gloves, a waterbottle, siccors and some elastic bands

A bit sad she didnt get back in, did you get her number? you might have just passed up a Fbuddy

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 04, 2011 11:03 am 
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Should probably get yourself checked out lol, forget pregnancy worries


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hmm u guys are freaking me out... lol and yeh i got her number. texted her the next day and she's definitely DTF.

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