So i got a GF now and i am very happy with her
Friday night:
3 people my gf knew died in a snowscooter accident, a good friend of her… which lives 2 hours away from Oslo (my city) had to take a plane to northen Norway the next day for the funeral. I didn’t argue about it, this poor guy could take my place for Friday night. Poor dude really… and I like him… he is cool. So Friday night at my girls place was not an option. However, I am in an open relationship. The remaining problem is that I fuck other girls… but she doesn’t fuck any dudes! Now many people still believe open relationships can’t be real. Let me tell you it ‘s BS. It does work out… so far… but we can make it better for sure! I am allowed to fuck girls… but I am not allowed to “make love” with girls. You see the difference.
My best wingman is myself. So I dress up, really fucking nice. Red super slim fit jean from Diesel, slim fit white shirt, a orange/red/yellow with fancy print and a flashy dark blue dress jacket and some crazy boots. My goal was to dress nice, in order to get opened that way. My GF works as a hairdresser and many of her friends are make up artists, fashion consulents etc… so I clearly got some good advices from them. I also add a little bit eye liner under my eyes. The reason is that my eyes get more… sexual that way. Better EC. It’s sick. My new haircut is also killer! With some blonde stripes in my hair… with some nice sidecuts… looks great.
So I am heading to a gaybar. One of my favorite places. The vibe there is sexual, no lame amogs, lots of hetero chicks, free drinks If I am willing to talk for 5 mins with some fags. One crazy dance floor and a hell of cozy lounge area.
I get in… it’s dead. Only guys there. This is the terrific thing about gayclubs… sometimes there is only guys there. I get outside for a smoke. Some gaydudes starts hitting on me, commenting my clothes. He starts getting into sex talk. Since I am so open about sex, I start talking about asslicking and anal orgasms. Bad move… He is into me. However…. He got a hell of a cougar friend.
I talk to her for a bit. I ask her if she likes young dudes. She answer : “yes”. Then I keep my eyecontact for a bit. Then the gaydude starts talking about me: “That dude is awesome, I love him”. Then We talked more about sex. “Enoying sex just because it’s good… etc …etc…”. We high five each other. But sadly the cougar disappeared.
I get on the dancefloor. There is a group of girls there with some gaydudes. The funny thing is that… I got sick gayvibes… and I groom well and have a good posture. I am now very attractive from distance. I am also very cute lolz. The girls smiles to me. The good thing about gayclubs is that the girls are not afraid of engaging any contact. That’s because they think you are a fag. Girls are afraid of approaching due to the simple fact that they are afraid to get rejected… or to approach the wrong dude, and end up with a stalker. Well, guys they think are gay, are no harm for them in that case.
So I smile back… and we get closer and closer to each other. I grab her hand, spin her around and pull her into me. I start touching her back, slowly… and ligtly. Our faces moves closer and closer to each other. She tries to kiss me… but I pull back… and I start sucking her neck, and I use my dirty little trick: Suck her neck, and lick it like it was a clit. Triggers a few good vibes. She asks me if I am gay, I answer: “Are you really obsessed with what people are…? Find out yourself!”
She got the idea. I get into a pillar and lean in. She starts bending over and grinds her ass into me. Her ass is fucking nice. She got a hell of a body with a cute face and some darck hair. I enjoy it. I start touching her inner tight. I grab her hand…and spin her around… then smash her into the pillar and bam!!!! make out... from there. She starts putting her hand under my shirt… touches my skin. I put her hand on my knee as a compliance test. If she removes her hand… it’s off… if she keeps it there… I will make her touch my wiener. She did complie and I put her hand on my cock while I breath slowly around the area of her ear. I then pull her into an isolated corner nearby… behind some seats and beside the DJ stall… I put her hand in my jeans (after removing my belt of course)… she grabs my cock, I pull it out and she starts wanking me. Then I came after a while… well I cum actually incredibly fast in public..… she had her fingers full of cum, and guess what? She cleaned her hands with my shirt. What a jerk. We went out for a smoke. I then got the privilege to answer the usual questions girls ask when they really wanna get laid:
“Were do you leave?”
“what are you doing after being here”
I answered that I didn’t know. Didn’t care about getting laid really. Her female friends starts secretly touching my back. She is into me. I asked my girl if she was hetero… nah she was bi… cool! Well care actually…
She asked if I was single…. Ooooops… I told her about my open relationship. Okey she clearly got different views on relationships… that’s fine. But indirectly calling my girlfriend a slut for being part of an open relationship was just lame. I tell her to fuck off., in an angry tone. I actually yelled a bit…
I get inside again. There I see the dude that I met with the cougar, he starts hitting on me… I couldn’t get out… I couldn’t get away from him…. Had to find an excuse!!!! Ah yeah!!! “I gotta go to the bathroom”
I called my GF (phonecall). She is fine. I told her about the night… she laughed. I told her about the lame bi chick. She was glad I reacted that way. I told her I shaved my ass… and cock. A gay dude… starts looking at me. Oh shit… bad move again….
When I get out of the bathroom, he approached me by giving me a free beer! Cheers wanker! I get up again (the dancefloor is upstairs…). I dance for a bit. HBBi’s female friend is again starting to dance with me and giving me some heavy kino (as super mega pua’s would say). HBbi, drags her away into a corner and gave her a lesson… she was angry at her friend. Jealousie probably. Then Hbbi comes back, grinding into me… and saying sorry and begging me to let her apologie. I tell her I am heading to another gayclub nearby. She begs me to stay… I try to leave and she fucking holds me back….
“drink at least one last drink with us”
Oh yah there we go for an expensiv Pina Collada!
We make out again… but I didn’t want her again, she creeped me out by saying shit about my Gf. And having sex with her would just been disrespectful for my GF. So I felt the rush to experiment. And crash and burn
“ I am gonna fuck your ass tonight!”
“I don’t like anal…” she answered
“lame… we are going to your place… and I will put my cock deep in your ass…”
“No ….”
“Okey cya!” and I left
Near closing time, She left with her friends. I get down, and I approach a cougar again… fucking hot. Getting fucking nowhere…she was way too drunk… And I didn’t catch the vibe. I then see a dude… talking French with another dude. I open with “Bonjours!”. The feminine gay notice me. They were arguing. The Masculine gay was getting needy and starts shouting and screaming on the feminine gay for being a cocktease. I save him out. We talk a bit. He is from Montreal. We get upstairs, the lights are on. The night is over. We talk French, and people starts looking at us. A girl opens me by pulling my tie (I forgot there were a few others girls that opened me by pulling my tie… like 2 Spanish girls… whom I had a fake marriage at the club with a ring that I found in the bathroom…) She asks me what language I speak. I answer French and I tell my story. We hold eye contact and the touching is going on well. Blond blue eyes… not too tall and a slim body… a little bit of a foxey face… me like very much!
She asks the usual question girls ask a hetero dude at a gayclub “Why are you are at a gayclub?”.
The answer: “My brother is gay (true), so I decided to learn more about gays… so I went her once and I loved it…. Best dancefloo in this town… gaydudes are cool…. Very open sexual vibe… etc …etc”
TVA: For me, it’s important that I am around people that enjoys sex and doesn’t hide their desires and passiom… see, here I can be completely myself! Damn it I got a lot of fetishes and I get more accepted with it here.
HBblond: What kind of fetishes?
TVA: I really like… tying up chicks, and then force them to get licked by my tongue. Damn I love licking her tight ass and wet pussy! I am fucking twisted.
Hblond: Why is that twisted?
TVA: I like being twisted… that’s my charm. well you are hot… but you seem like a normal girl… never has one night stands… doesn’t swallow… watches dumb TV shows…
Hblond: you are just mean…. What makes you think that?
TVA: I dunno…. Prove me wrong…
More back and forth talk…
HBblond: Are you gay?
TVA: I am a lesbian in a male body…
Hblond: Hetero?
TVA: Yeah that’s the name of it…
HBblond: Cool, I am hetero too!
TVA: Cool…
She asked me what I was doing tonight. I told her I wanted to eat some fresh meat! And that she could come with me if she wanted! (with a soft and slow sexual voice…)
The problem is that… she expected something sexual out of me… but what I really did meant with fresh meat was: “get a hell of a hamburger at the fast food shop nearby!!! So we left the club together… and she stopped me when I was entering the fastfood shop. “What are you doing?”
“Getting some fresh meat” I answered. She got disappointed….
Oh fuck I am broke… no money to pay the hamburger. She told me she could pay for it. I knew I was broke… but this way women pays for you.
We ate… She ate a hamburger as well.
TVA: Oh my god baby… you are soo hot when I see you putting meat in your mouth!
So we fluffed… talked a bit about one night stands… and random hook ups, girls getting judged for one night stands… that I am non judgemental… and that I didn’t care about getting laid (fuck I got a hot GF at home!). I ask her where she lives? Well actually 5 mins of cabs from here.
TVA: Do you have some wine at home? I want some wine…
HBblond: Yeah!
TVA: I am not in the mood for sleeping, I am insomniac… so I like our talk… why don’t we head to your place for continuing this great talk about feminitity and sex… and society! And I leave tomorrow at 6 o clock… cuz then I will be sleepy and willing to sleep! (Well truth is: I am not allowed to sleep with girls, my Gf’s rule)
Hblbond: Well… okey…
We grab a cab… took a while, so I asked her to buy chewing gum… Oh fuck… I don’t have condoms…. If I wanted to fuck her. And sorry for the respect of my gf, I don’t fuck without rubber.
TVA: Do you mind buying some condoms… my little brother got a dude coming over…tomorrow… he has no condoms… and I will kill myself if he gets aids… She boughs some condoms. We jumped into a cab… that she paid… I grab her hand. Massages it. This opens for further escalation. I put her arm around my neck. Then we build up. We start making out.
I pull her away.
TVA: If you want more… we do it in private
Hbblond: okey…
At her… place… we drink some wine. A little sex talk is going on. Then I shut my mounth… look at her deep in the eyes… and tongue her down… grab her neck… slam her down into a pillow and call her a dirty little girl…
TVA: You are a dirty little girl right?
HBblond… uuuuhhhhmmm yes!!!
TVA: Show me how dirty you are… strip for me…
She starts stripping… she sucked at it…
TVA: Good girl…. Here… (kissing her) here is your reward (pulling my cock out)Suck it baby.
From there we had sex… and I left… at 6 0 clock…
Woooooooooohhhhh!!! GOOD NIGHT. I felt a bit shitty recently, cuz I am a hell of a noob with relationships. I am doing so many mistakes… I felt like a dumbfuck, cuz I have no idea about handling relationships… I felt a bit unattractive… but now my ego is boosted! A fucking good night… with good girls, good state and good alcohol and fresh house music is just fucking awesome!
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great story, glad that you're posting again TVA.