So here is lead up work to the LR: just setting the scene (I'll keep it all brief)..

My SPAM' girlfriends birthday party, about 6 guys, 13 women.. (I don't like to use a number scale to rate girls - but for ease of describing them) ranging all between HB2-9. I arrive at the club were we've booked this event, nice little place in the corner of the bar..
I pull up a seat with some French and Spanish girls - chatting about the parties we've had recently, for "fun-loving" European chicks these girls are the most boring people on Earth when not drunk.. I leave my little-brother wingman with them, just so he can get the ball rolling.

(ProTip: When going clubbing - it's a loud, sweaty environment - dab both ears in aftershave.. girls talk into your ear in loud places, and rather than being greeted with the smell of sweat from your neck, it's a pleasant aroma - no sweat glands are in your ears, so they stay dry and nice smelling..)

As the night goes on - I notice that there is a group of 4 girls, 3x HB 8 and one HB6-7 (2 Asian girls and 2 Germans) sitting in the party, but not socializing with the others.. They know the birthday girl but aren't too bothered to click with the rest of the party.. losers.

I walk over, calmly indicate to one of the Asian girls to slide her butt and make room for me. Obediently she complies. I'm seated next to a HB8 Asian and sitting across from HB8 German.. and like a proper German Frau she is slugging on a pint.. something about this incredibly sexy, womanly hips, strong legs, mind-blowing smile has me hooked.
The pint was just what I needed to open her with..

Me: "Hey, you're German right?" (Having understood a little of what they are saying when I approached)
HB8 "Jaa!, how did you know?"
Me: "Well, I do listen to a lot of Rammstein!.."

The conversation carried on, me negging her about her pint slugging capabilities and how she must be a guy because she knows the offside rule in football (soccer for you Yanks reading this!) and has a burning hatred for Bayern Munich FC..

I slowly drank my cocktail which my brother got for me - waiting for her to finish her drink as well: so the next part of escalation can begin.

Me: "hey, frau - I'm just about to get another drink, wanna come along?.."
HB8: "Yea sure -"
Me: *cutting her off "But first" (taking hold of her hand) "If you beat me in an arm wrestle, I'll by all the drinks, but if you loose.. well I'll decide something later "

We begin to arm wrestle on the table, she isn't the strongest chick - far from it!.. she playfully hits my arm - I let her use two hands, but still put her down!..
I quickly stand up and take her to the bar, I take her hand and squeeze lightly..

she squeezed back.. I'm in.

Her and her squad of German mates leave early.. I #-close and carry on sarging.



Lay Report:

I go off for a few weeks offshore, lots of flirty messages sent on facebook etc.
After 2 weeks of graft at sea. I get back and send her a text - we're going to meet up tonight after over a fortnight since we met..

I meet up with her at the same bar that we first met - men, she is still as beautiful as I remember.. Just keep it cool dude.. Knowing I've just been on a rig for 2 weeks.. not a scent of a woman in hundreds of miles.. walking with her just makes me want to jump on her.. keep it cool.

We go to my favorite cocktail bar.. this really nice place uptown. I chat with the barman for a bit, look at the drinks menu - let the woman order first: The barman to my date:

BM: "What spirits do you like to drink?"
*she understood what he meant but for whatever reason, interpreted "spirits as "shots"
HB8: "hmmm.. Sourz...?"
(Sourz being like an ultra sweet 13% drink.. it's more of a mixer if anything, picture Genadine with a drop of alcohol in it)
BM: "errr... thats..... n..not... *fades off (looks at me like "seriously dude?)
Me: "hahah, two Mai-Tai please"

This girl is like a dispenser of ammo for negs..

Similar thing happens in a restaurant we later go to: spills some food on her white blouse.. I'm beginning to think what the hell have I gotten myself into......

Anyways, the negs thrown her way are playful, the drinks are good, the SPAM is wonderful, the air outside is cool and crisp. We're both being flirty.. going well.

(ProTip Note): I am a strong believer of the fact ----> "If a girl has accepted to go on a date with you, tone the PUA material straight down, use aspects of it - but don't use it out of turn.. you can DHV, neg etc etc - but she already likes you, don't need to overwhelm, her with mad stories of how you saved a family of turtles from a burning RSPCA building .."

Anyways: We get to the last venue I had in mind (I usually do this on a date.. Pre-drink at my favourite place, I'm most comfortable there, and I know the staff dinner / light bite to eat and then drinks at a club with a balcony)

We get to the club, hand in hand - just playing it cool.
I grab a pitcher of whatever looked a groovy colour and took a seat outside on the balcony (ProTip: Caveman her outside, yes it's cold - but it's a reason to get close)
We sit outside near a heater, chatting more - she asks to see some photos of my workplace, I show her a few off my camera reel on my phone.. all good stuff..

HB8: "Do you actually like working out there? seems horrible!"
Me: "Yea, of course I do.. fresh air, free gym, good laughs.. But then again I do enjoy this a little bit more"..

(ProTip: when talking to a girl, about 1 minute before you go in for the K-close, gaze into her left eye, then down at her lips - then back to her left eye. Left side of the brain registers this and it stimulates the more artistic/spontaneous side of her - right side is the logical brain - which may cause her to reconsider her current position "kiss him.. or not? chioces choices")

I hold her gaze for a little bit.. she couddles up closer as the air picks up a little.. I lean in for the kiss, (ProTip: That film Hitch, is pretty accurate for this one.. lean in 80-90 percent, let her do the rest) she comes at me, and I start the most passionate kissing I've ever had to do..

She is a classy lady (a bit clumsy yes as well... but hey..) so it wasn't all Gung-ho with a tongue lashing straight away..
(ProTip: Kissing, an Art: alternate between tongue, sucking her lips, biting her lips and kissing her neck.. Personally I use, *in this order: tongue, upper lip bite, lower lip bite, lower lip suck, tongue - rinse/repeat x3 - then kiss / bite the neck)

We finish our drinks.. I try to Caveman her back to my Love-shack.. but no.. She has got a wave of sensibility - University early in the morning.. gah.
So I take her hand and start walking (past the taxi queue) and straight to hers.. No arguments about it.

We get to her room, clothes come off - lights go out: the rest is history..
If anyone want's the dirty version of the ending - feel free to request it or I'll PM you..
Oh and 2 last things: She actually did say "I can't sleep with you.. we've just met: but when she climbed into bed - that idea changed

and when she went down on me - I said "ah!, woah girl - not so much teeth"
she stopped, laughed, and said "well - it's a bit (the Gold-member that is)....how to say...... thick"..
It was great having the scent of a woman straight after work - but that last bit REALLY made my day.. some women crack me right up!

Damn Perverts

Much Love! -Illusionist

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Nice read and I like the Protips, especially the one about the cologne behind the ear. It's actually really warm just behind and below the ear where the skull stops due to blood flow so that's a good place to put cologne.

Aside: About the "look at her left eye" thing to activate the left brain: It's the right hemisphere that's typically associated with creativity and holistic processing. Each eye actually sends stimulation to both sides of the brain, so images coming from the right side of both eyes goes to the left brain and images from the left side go to the right side of the brain /end aside. So if you go keep yourself on the lady's left, your image will be processed on the right side. However, it really doesn't matter because the areas of the brain you want to deal with are more central and frontal.

Not that any of that matters, anyway. The important point is that looking at her lips is similar to her looking at your lips: the signal

thanks for the report

Nice tip, I'll have that in mind, thanks!

@Snakeeater1337:
Haha!, we have a neurologist amongst us, excellent! I'm going to take your points as fact - and thank you for updating on my ignorance. The only point I'd like to make on the whole "Triangular Gazing" (looking at both eyes, then lips *repeat). Yes: it is effective - and I use it every time I go for a K-close. However, I'm always conscious of something I read in Men's Health Magazine earlier last year: something along of the lines of high eye movement is a sign of stress, anxiousness and indicating "shifty character" upon yourself. Even though this may not always be the case with women you are about to Kiss - it is a habit I've gotten into to not look around the place like a lost child. Instead, scan areas slowly - take everything in and look straight ahead for your goal.

So, moving this idea onto bigger things - I don't shift my eyes in a triangular pattern like what aspects of "The Game" teaches. Just casually up and down while leaning in.. doing Gazing of any sort from a distance; especially if you haven't set the frame right - can lead to the target getting wrong signals.

Just a thought for you guys.

@NaturesFoulChild: I would strongly recommend these 3 scents for you to own:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Dolce-Gabbana-H ... 844&sr=1-1 D&G "One" - a spicy, sweet smelling aroma, long lasting - I had it chosen for me by a woman I was picking up in a store..

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Giorgio-Armani- ... 750&sr=8-2 Armani "Code" - by no means a "new" smell, but it is a stronger aroma - when doing a perfume routine (3 different smells - either side of neck and chest) this is frequently chosen

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Allure-Homme-Sp ... =1-1-spell Chanel "Sport Homme" - a very light, fresh scent - something to wear during the day.. one of the more pleasant after-shaves I own

Much love! x

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Haha that's pure genius!

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Nice read bro. I know how you feel when the chicks using too much teeth lol