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PostPosted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 9:51 pm 
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Moved down south with my mother in OBX for a few months. Then got kicked out of the room I was renting because the guy my mom rents from ( all one house ) for some girl he was bringing down here to work for him ( and he thought he could get lucky ).

After paying my rent then getting kicked out I decide to just ignore this hot Honduran woman who replaced me in this house and just be an asshole to her when I see her at the bar where everyone in the house goes to including my mom.

This goes on for a few days then I decide ill go to my moms place and hang out with them for a bit, it leads to the girl getting wasted and then me and her dancing ( I am kinda shy, but said fuck it ). everyone is in the main room and then she starts biting my neck and whispering in my ear if I like it like that....

I dont believe the shit could be real but im like whatever and say yeah, continue dancing then when she goes to bed she brings me with her. The guy that brought her from Virginia to work for him and rent a room from him watched me and was obviously upset... ( oh well, shouldnt have kicked me out ) ... Shit goes down obviously...

She keeps trying to do shit with me in front of my mom, her boyfriend and the other guy like its nothing... So basically now I have this hot ass woman when I didn't do shit to get her besides being in the right place at the right time.

Everyone is jealous because she is the best looking girl that goes to this bar ( mostly people 30+ ).... Ended up getting this chick and my place back because im sleeping with her and I dont have to pay rent (= .

Did I mention she is 32 years old ? Just had to tell someone my story. anyone else have any experiences like this?


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 2:13 am 
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lmao.. thats crazy.. fuck that guy u shoulda rubbed it in lol..


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 11:29 pm 
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Hahahaha don't start being nice to her u know what happens when u be a jerk to a chick and you finally bang her then u start being nice guy all of a sudden, she will just think she has u licked and can run all over you bust her on everything and everything you can think of, of course with a smile one your face tell her that she needs to buy u dinner and that if she's nice enough to you u will let her have some and tell her that ur gunna cut her off if she doesn't cooperate lol keep it up

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 9:59 pm 
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Holy cow you're lucky :o


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