History
HB 9. So i was her best friend's bf, met her once or twice over the last 4/5 months. Didn't take much notice as i was concentrating on paying attention to my gf blabbing on.
We broke up, then a few weeks later her best mate comes on msn, we talk (surprise surpris) and i get her number.
Call her the following day, and ask her out. But she later rejects.
I ignore for a week n she texts me, to meet up, but i reject (can't quite remember details).
We end up at a party together, she's pretty tipsy, as am i.
party
I knew she was going to be there, so i had to put on a good show. I come in, smile blazing, i open sets here there and everywhere. I become a connector for the first time, show magic tricks, and have a robot dance off with a mate to which i won. Though he beat me at the break dancing.
HB9 walks in, squeezes my arse and nicks my hat (steals it about 5 times during whole evening). I give her eyecontact and open another set of girls.
I get proximity alarm constantly, but i dont give in. I open a 2 set and say to a 7
"hey, i was wondering if you could do me a favour. Do you think you make that girl over there jealous of me cos i like her."
the 7 loves it and jumps at the chance, we dance dirtily. HB 9 walks out, (jealousy plot initiated.) i number close the 7 and walk out in search of the 9.
i find her and my ex together...i greet my ex heartidly and we hug n share laughs. There's another girl there too. I run a camera routine;
"everyone get in the picture...(hey mate, can you take a picture of us? to a random afc)"
Then i show them my other pics. Then all of a sudden, my ex and HB9 start making out...i'm taking pictures constantly, lapping it up. Then i say "last picture"
We all get in, but me n HB9 were at the back, she pouts at me, asking for a kiss...we kiss whilst pictures taken. Ex doesn't see.
Me n HB9 go off, we play murder marry shag gambit and the question game for a bit...i then make up some bullshit about stars which she pretends not to be able to see. We then make out more and i go back to hers.
Following first date
2 phone calls later, we organise to hook up. We go to a new restuarant, have cocktails n rather expensive meal...split the bill fair. Then i pretend to the waitress that it's her birthday n so she gets a balloon.
We change locations to a kl trendy bar, and have a few drinks there. After we walk towards a park, and do a really cheesy thing of letting the balloon go. We kiss. It's nice and happy, but not that exciting. In fact the whole date was rather boring. I think, fuck, i screwed it up. Actually no, she's the boring one....but no1s boring, you just don't excite them. I walk away learning from my mistakes (don't wear pink on first date.)
Phase out
For some reason, i found it really easy not to think about her, i don't text or call, i block her on msn, for about a week. She then texts me asking whether i'm going to a party. I wasn't...so i told her briefly and truthfully. Because this DLV a little, and because at the date she brought up how she had rejected me once, i thought i needed to sort things out. So i organise a date...then reject it myself the next day. Now we were even.
Drinks night
My friend had a drinks night/gathering, and so i sent HB9 a text making it sound like a multi text (one sent to loads of ppl)
"hey guys, daves having a drinking night before a party in ***, you're all invited, bring some fit mates
xx"
She bites the bait and i reel her in. She comes to drinks night, and i had decided not to game, but just to have a really good time. i.e. get wankered on booze. So we do shots together, i claim it's a test to see how hard she is...then she turns to beer as i carry on with my vodka. There's kino everywhere, i entertain her and others with card tricks, and i run some routines (cube...ring (though she thought that was bullshit))
we end up sitting on the stairs talking, creating deep rapport...although my memory ends here.
Turns out; according to her, that i blabbed on about my life story...n that she was really sorry that she made me depressed. apparently i kept trying to leave the house, and she had to stop me several times, and we made out twice. and then, shock horror, I ASKED HER OUT. which, to my relief she replied
"ask me when you're sober"
so that's not a yes or a no. And it turns out that even when drunk i play the game cos i found i had sent a text to her after she had gone saying,
"hey, i'm thinking about having a bbq tomorrow, interested?x"
to which she replied today, (drinks party was last night)
"what, in the rain? lolxx"
I call her when i wake up today at 2pm...
me: hey laura, about that bbq last night
Hb9: omg yea, that was so random. i think you were still drunk
me: yea i know, when i saw i had sent that i thought WTF it's cold n pissing it down with rain haha...what happened last night?
HB9: blah blah...you asked me out...hahaha....blah
Me: oh standard night then.
HB9: haha, you cocky bastard blah.
Me: actually you know what?! lets have a bbq....lets buy a disposable bbq, get some food, go to the park n have a bbq. it'll be wikid...
HB9: are you being serious?
Me: yea totally. Today, in 2 hours.
HB9: alright, kl.
BBQ
After a shit shower n shave, i start to pack things, i'm gonna make it look like i've made an effort. i bring a mat, plates, cutlery and ipod speakers....though forgot the damn batteries!
i turn up a bit late, she's waiting there looking fit as usual. we go to shop, buy some food and general banter, i try not to play the game, to show myself. She claims she needs to find a friend to give her a card...i'm kl with that as long as we can find my friend first who works in a shop nearby. I don't give a reason, i just don't want to fall for the shit test.
After seeing both friends we head down to the river, set up n start cooking. It was the shittest bbq i've ever had, but it was cool nonetheless. We have laughs, play the question game again, making sure they're provocative questions. I'm thinking, shit, when should i make a move...i wait, then wen we're packing up i throw a neg.
Me:"god, you're so grumpy. i can't do this anymore, you jsut bring me down"
HB9: what, no way!
i walk towards her and give her a short kiss,
Me: there, that makes things more exciting.
We walk up the street, she finds some guy she knows across the road, she waves, n wonders whether to say hi, i say to her,
"see ya later then."
n start walking off, she goes "no no no...catches up with me links arm and does some cute doggy eyed crap that they do. We make out twice more on the walk n then we depart.
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Conclusion
Through out the date, i had been wondering whether to ask her out, but i decided to do so there and then the day after would just be asking for trouble. So i left satisfied, but hungry for more. She's fit. Really fit. i think i'll phase her out a bit, just in case she thinks i'm too keen after making that effort. I'm not a dancing monkey y'know. This shit ain't cheap. 
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