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PostPosted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 11:54 pm 
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Ok, So I went sarging again this weekend, my usual wing was out of town doing his thing, so I gave him a mission! He had the Hiroshima Opener, A No fail opener that made him the most interesting guy in any bar or club he pulled this in, anyway that's not the story of why I'm here...

After, going to a few bars around town, this particular evening, me and my friend (not a fellow PUA) decided to go to a club and we were pretty hammered (My buddy is an absolutely booze monster)

We walk into the club me with a smile and a slight stagger, I decided not to drink any more booze and just hit the dancefloor right away, so I'm dancing away for like 30 mins, take a leak and I'm back on the dancefloor, I decide to get a water, and feel myself sobering up which is good! I really felt the need for a cigarette at this point so I take my half sober ass outside, the air hits me and I feel instantly in my zone, I'm ok now n feel like I wanna game, so as I'm having a cigarette I apply my favourite "do you have a lighter?" opener, to my target a cute 19 yr old brunette from out of the city (I'd scale her but that has previously caused a bit of controversy with some folks who just wanna see pics) I approach confidently from her right hand side, she's talking with 2 other chicks, but I've picked my target approach with a smile and open "Do you have a lighter please?" while she searches in her handbag for a lighter I take mine out of my pocket and light up "Oh" she says "Thought you needed a light?" "Nah, not really" I reply "I just needed an excuse to talk to you"

As soon as she spoke I noticed her accent, it was slightly different from our accent it was more upper class like she was from nearer the East Midlands than West Midlands, I was right she was from Lowestoft, Suffolk... So we talk about what there is to do there, why she's here, how'd she travel, n where she's staying... She said she was visiting some Uni friends and seeing as she just split up with her boyfriend she'd try and find a man in Hereford. Ok now I instantly take this as an IOI and my cue to get past the fluff build rapport, and kino and turn this conversation sexual...

I ask her about why they split up, she said something wasn't really paying attention, but she called him "A Dick" right at the end, so we get talking about relationships, and fluff some more, but I feel we're building Rapport. I've since finished my cigarette and decide to take her inside saying "shall we go somewhere a bit warmer?" So I lead her by the hand and take her to the sofas and we relax there, Now I've Isolated my target, now's my chance INSTANTLY to turn the conversation sexual... she begins to talk as we sit down so i pretend not to hear her clearly, and ask her "Pardon?" "Excuse me?" "Sorry?" and move in closer each time then she goes to speak again, I put my finger to her lips and tell her "Sssshh" and go for the K Close, she doesn't stop me and I'm making out with this chick for ages... We start to talk more and more and have a really deep conversation about relationships and sex, which is always a good subject, and I'm giving her a lot of Kino now hands through the hair, touching her cheek holding her hand, and carressing her back when we go to the bar then we decide to go to the dancefloor and we bump and grind for a hell of a long time!

Whilst dancing I ask her again where is she staying, she's booked in at the travel lodge not too far away, I ask her if she'd like some company tonight and she instantly grabs my hand and takes me to the taxi rank this chick is DTF...

We arrange at the travel lodge and I go Caveman in an instant this is the only way to deal with LMR, you get a chick enthralled in the moment so hard and make her want this so bad she just throws herself at the wind and gives herself to you...

So to cut a long story short, I've just sealed the deal, and we're staring into each others eyes and I pay her a few compliments (rare from me I know, but I only do this AFTER the F Close) and I reach down between her legs, and I'm ready to go again...!

Mid Pump her fucking sister walks into our hotel room, with her burly ass boyfriend I think I'm gonna get my ass kicked but everybody seems cool... then her friends turn up, followed by security... This is not cool, there are at least 4 ppl in this hotel room who haven't paid for a room and the security guy wants someone out... Now being not only a gentleman, but a stranger to these people I opt to leave the hotel and grab a taxi home, I'd already slept with her once, and it WAS inevitable I was going to be asked to leave anyway...

In short, Approach confidently, it doesn't matter what you say when you open a set its all about HOW you say it! And NEVER be afraid to be bold and to attempt to get what you want! Chicks like a guy who's gonna take control and Be a man and not mess about, Women love it when a guy knows what he wants and exactly how to get it... So if you DON'T know just fake it till you make it!

And if you do obtain obstacles, you should know when to cut your losses and not outstay your welcome, always know how and when to leave!

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