My step by step LR with annotations, HB 9



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PostPosted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 1:50 am 
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This is my LR on this HB 9 Eurasian chick I got the other night. It's a step by step guideline to what I did and why I did it with clear annotations.

We were at a bar when I saw my target, she was in a group of 5 or something, I walked in between my target and HB 9 (Hot babe 9) and turned my back against my target for negging, where I 'ignore' them so that they feel discomfort and try to seek my approval.

Me: I need your opinion on something, when a hot guy enters a bar, do girls call dibs or do you wait to see who he talks too?

(Notice how my opening has NO sexual reference whatsoever, this is so I can get under their radar and disqualify myself as a person who wants to fuck them. Any dumb questions such as 'whats your name?', 'can i buy you a drink?' all implies 'do you want dick?' and women don't want that, they want adventure, not thousands of questions asking, 'do you want dick?')

Target: Oh I call dibs

Me: Oh wow, you're very dominant, my mum told me to stay away from girls like you (turned away from her playfully, neg right here)

Target: (laughing) that's mean

Me: How about you guys?

HB 7: Well you obviously see here that Ivy call dibs

Me: Yeah well don't listen to her, I'm sure other guys would prefer you all to a dominant woman (smile and wink)

(Everyone laughs)
Target: (laughing) That's not very nice

talked more about some of our lives, introduced myself and they did too

Me: It's a funny story and I rather not bother you guys, I have to get back to me mates, but before I do, I need advice from women since I'm a man and crap in this field, would you date someone who was still friends with their ex? (saying i have to go puts to rest the thought of 'when will he leave')

(all agree easily, some talk alot, have their life stories given out, boring crap)
Target: Yeah I mean why not, it's like you will sleep with them

Me: Wow you really are a person I should stay away from! (negging)

Target: (hits me playfully) No I'm not! I'm a nice person! (she is seeking validation from me, that means she wants me... well kind of, but its a good sign that she does)

Me: Haha sure, anyway I asked since my friend is going through that stage, have no idea what to say (this is to establish the reason why im asking this so that i dont seem like a total weirdo)
(they give their opinions, this went on for a while)

Me: Ah right, but if you were to move in your boyfriend's house, what would you do if you found pictures, just normal pictures-

Target: People have different opinions on 'normal'

Me: Wow, is she usually this dirty?

(everyone laughs, must've been true?)
Target: It's not dirty!

Me: Wow my innocence is being tainted

Target: (playfully pouting) you're mean

Me: Aw am I? I'll make it up to you, you can be my Tuesday girlfriend! (by establishing a reward system, it's a push pull effect, push her by negging her but reel her in with a friendly reward system that suggests i may be slightly interested in her, but because she cant tell, she'll just do whatever she can for validation)

(She laughs and makes touches me, you know when girls laugh but then they recover and just brush your arm, that's what she did, well she's basically been tugging and touching me a few times up to this point)

HB 8: Well the picture thing is a dealbreaker for me, I mean that's too creepy

Target: I know! That's just really creepy (she keeps trying to enter the convo, its a very good sign)

Me: Yeah, happened to my other friend, she found out and flipped her shit, burnt everything
Then I just kept telling them stories, establish my DHV, stories mean you're an interesting guy, jokes mean you are smart and funny, which all create DHV which makes women want to fuck you. did the Coin trick about Dime, Penny and Nickel, teased my target with the masturbating joke

Me: Do you know 97% of women masturbate in the shower, and 3% sing, do you know what they sing?

Target: Erm, no

Me: Wow, you must be someone who masturbates in the shower(they loved the joke)

Me: Alright it's been fun but I have to get back to my mates (establishes popularity to establish DHV, which is basically Demonstrate Higher Value, shows that im better than them...even though i was alone that night)

Me: I was just chilling out here, I used to live in London where nearly everyone is good looking, makes this place look like a dive bar

I think they were stunned so I had to turn it around

Me: But the thing is, beauty is common. It's something you are born with or you pay for, what counts is what you make of yourself, it doesn't matter about looks all the time, doesn't change how people will treat you, it's your attitude and your personality

BOOM I know I was in, all of them were just dazzled and I entered their world, i created an amazing DHV here

Ivy: (hugging and pressing her breasts against me) You're so cool

Me: Hey now (going away) you may be Ms. Tuesday but there are boundaries here

She just lit up (even though i wanted to touch her so much, me backing off shows im not a sexual predator and makes her wonder 'wait i always get my guy yet hes backing off', this makes her try to be the winner and try harder)

Me: I need to show you something, come with me (I took her hand and got her up and lead her away, notice how I didn't ask, I just went for it, dominance is key for males)

HB 7: Why can't we see?

I seriously thought women - like men - learn to stfu when someone is being isolated to stop cockblocking, fucking idiots

Me: Well she's dirty minded and needs to be cleansed

Target: (hitting me) Hey I'm not okay, you just said that about me

Me: sure sure

(lead her so that her friends can't see me and we went to the booth)

Me: You know you have three smiles?

(she smiles)

Me: and that's the fourth, that was you're 'im flattered smile' and then you have a not fake but um, a polite smile and... there's this really genuine smile when you laugh and your whole face lights up. And there's this smug, 'hey this guy fancies me' smile, I think i've seen that alot

She just lit up, this is an amazing DHV to just blow their minds away

Target: (we talked more, she was really happy) hey would you buy me a drink?

Wow what a slut, I know better than to be a tool and buy a girl a drink, you arent a man if you let a woman buy you a drink, many women go out with no money just for the sake of getting someone to pay for them, only retards and tools do this

Me: Are you saying I have to pay for your time? That I need to buy something so that you'll talk to me?

I said it half playfully and half angrily, it came out wrong but it suceeded because when I tried to move away, she grabbed me

Target: I was joking! (her face fell and I knew I had to lit her back up)

Me: Hey, you dropped something

Target: What?

Me: Your smile, you should pick it up

(She laughs)

Me: See it looks good on you, should hold on to that
Target: Thanks

Me: Well if you want, we'll play a game and whoever loses buys the winner a drink

Explained the 5 question game to her (make them answer all 5 wrong)

Me: How many questions have I asked?
Target: (smiling) 6

Me: Ah crap! (she's laughing as she thinks she won) you've played this before haven't you

Target: nope

Me: Got you on the 5th question! You need to buy me a drink!

so I just demonstrated DHV and I now had to go in for the kill, I was radiating sexual energy but I needed to get in, so I did the ring and god routine, slowly and sexually played with each finger while explaining it to her, lingered there and caressed her slowly, and by the time I got to Hermes and let go, she grabbed my hand, noticed how when I let go, she still held on, she wants me. but I pretended not to notice and continued, I knew then I was in, and went in for the kiss

After making out for a while I thought I could possibly sex close, what she was doing with her body and tounge was screaming horniness

Me: (I had to back off to get a gasp of air) You're really eager

Target: So are you

Me: Come let's change locations (I dont ask, I 'order' dominance is key) the bar is getting rowdy

Target: Alright, where do you want to go?

Me: I'd like to show you something amazingly legendary, I need a computer for that too

Target: I have one in my house

Me: You must see it, it's sick

Target: (she hesitated for a bit, understandable, you cant just invite someone over )is it worth it?

Me: You have no idea

Target: alright then

Before we left, we told her friends, they were worried because they thought I was a serial killer, so I disqualified that fact by giving them my phone number and just kept showing what a cool guy I was, then we went to my car

So I drove back to her house and then just showed a few funny videos, laughter is the best seduction. We were cuddling each other throughout everything, after the third video she started licking my neck and I whispered in her ear

Me: On a scale of one to ten, how well do you think you make out?

It's not like she was bad or anything, but at times I felt as if she lacked confidence and just wanted to help her up it a bit

Target: Why?

Me: Just wanted you to know, you're a 10

she smiles, we make out some more, we strip each other and i stack waves of orgasms on her that I'll unleash later on not doing a sex FR... unless you desperately want it and made her come from just eating her out lol my bad, this is just the foreplay report though and when I went to get a condom...

Target: But I just met you

sigh... fine, if she wants to play hard to get, i'll do the same. From touching her, I left her by getting up and going on the computer. she was feeling extreme comfort just now, by completely shattering it, it makes her uneasy... very uneasy

target: what are you doing?

me: i understand, you dont want to go too fast and i respect it, its cool

by completely shunning her, it just makes her want me more, she only said no because she didnt want to feel like a slut, but in truth she really wanted me

target: no i mean... just come back here

so i went back, made out, try to proceed to sex, she rejected me again so i did the same thing, left her for the computer never EVER pout or be angry, this further strengthens her notion that she was right to reject sex, by being angry, it shows that you just want sex, by calmly rejecting her, it shows you are willing to have an open relationship which girls love for some reason

me: alright, i understand

you could see how uncomfortable she was, she was dripping wet yet she couldnt do anything about it. we just looked at each other and i knew this time she wanted it. So we made out more

Target: by the way , I'm a 14 for giving head (wink)

I KNEW IT, SHE WAS A SLUT. Well then after she sucked me off, we went to the shower, she gave me a soap massage, smo (sucked me off) even more and then we went to the bed and IT WAS ON

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 6:55 pm 
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Dude,

You've just read "the Game" haven't you?

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Yeap, I did, which enabled me to copy routine by routine in the simplest way possible. Still haven't come to grips yet with the cube though

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 Post subject: Nicely done and written
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I've been looking for a little bit for a good, detailed report...finally found a good one.
Nicely done and I'm impressed by the memorizing of everything.
Can't say that the pu hasn't been fantastic but from what i felt from ur writing, I think u kind of overdo negs, and need to make her feel more like she won u for a reason, this way u have less chance of her regreting it or having buyers remorse


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Awesome LR, thanks esp. for the explanations too


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Felt like I am reading "The Game" again. That was sick! You have become a MPUA!

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Very very clean style. Routine after routine, but really well placed ones. I barely use routines, so its interesting to me to see how well they work for you.


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Yeah, this is one of the cleanest LR I've ever read.

You ran almost perfect Mystery Method from start to finish, it was a very fun read, this newbie learned alot from it.

I want to hear the sexual part of it because I'm always up for learning more about improving sexual techniques. PM me if you don't feel comfortable posting it here.


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