Around May of this year, my fuck buddy (HB9) and I registered an account on Adult Friend Finder which is a website for swinger couples. We made a really good profile with lots of pics. Needless to say, because of our age, she is 18 and I was 28, we got a lot of responses. Unfortunately, most of the people responding to use were well into their forties which really wasn’t what we were looking for.

However, one day I get an email from a guy named John (not his real name). He told me that he and his girlfriend (HB8.5) thought that we were a cute couple. We decide to meet up in Tompkins Park in the East Village to see if we like each other in person. He mentioned that we would be the first couple that they ever met from the website for swinging which I thought was cool because they would be our first too.

So we meet up the next day in the park and had a 15 minute conversation. We hit it of pretty well, but we could tell that we had a lot of difference. They were obviously the trust fund / summer in the Hamptons type and my FB and I are blue collar. No worries though, there is no class animosity here in the states. They invite us over to there condo in Tribeca that weekend for dinner and drinks. We accept.

A few days later we show up for dinner at their posh condo which is about 5x bigger than my apartment and 10x nicer. HB8.5 is wearing a miniskirt and low cut top. She has small tits but a big ass. She’s Arabic, from Lebanon, 25 years old. It turns out that John is actually 40 years old, but he looks like he’s 35. He’s a former soldier. He was just dressed like a bro… it’s all good! Apparently, they’re both form really conservative families so they had to keep their wild sex life on the DL. No worries.

So we’re talking about sex the entire night. Nobody hardly even touched their dinner because we were so psyched about fucking each other senseless, that and the fact that HB8.5’s cooking wasn’t up to par—she had overcooked the lamb shank and chosen a California Merlot go with it… that stupid bitch!

So about an hour after arriving I asked “Where’s the bedroom?” and it was on! Once in the room the girls attacked each other. HB8.5 is a straight up bisexual woman. My FB is just bi-curious, you know, just wanted to experiment and have some fun.

So John and I watched them go at it and then got undressed ourselves. I started making out with his girl and he with mine. I start going down on his girl and then he on mine. So once it came time for my HB to suck him off, he couldn’t get it up (I forgot to mention that from the moment we walked in the door, John was doing coke up the wazoo)!

Now I’m about to f-close his girl right in front of him and suddenly he starts acting tense. He gives HB8.5 a look and she asks him if it’s alright to fuck me. He say “Do whatever you want baby” but he says it in a guilt-inducing tone as if he didn’t really approve. Even I can feel the tension. I think to myself, “what a pathetic little bitch! He’s the one who came to us and now he’s chickening out! And here he is with my girl just begging to get f-closed by him but he can’t cause he did too much blow and now he can’t get it up.”

So we just make out and go down on each other and the two girls go at it some more until climax, then I come all over the two of them without actually f-closing HB8.5. We hang out a while longer and then we leave. No F-Close of the HB8.5, I was pissed!

Whatever though, it was still fun. A great way to celebrate Cinco de Mayo!


Two days later I get a phone call from HB8.5. She’s hysterical and crying. She confides to me that she and John just broke up because he thinks she a slut for wanting to fuck me along with my FB. Apparently, he was “just testing her” to see if she would actually do it, just to see if she was a slut! What a fucking scumbag! But still, I found it hard to believe.

Why would someone do that? They’d been together for two years. Especially considering the long conversation we had had with each other about sexual taboos in our families and society and how we’re both trying to free ourselves from that shit.

NYC is a very liberal and open-minded city. We live in NYC, but none of us are from NYC; we know what it’s like in the rest of America. In fact, lots of people come to NYC, L.A. or San Fran for sexual liberation.

Anyway, I consoled her on the phone as she sat crying in the bathroom at her job. I said “Why don’t you come over when you get off work… baby… we can talk about it.” She said she would.

At that moment, I knew without a doubt that it was on like Donkey Kong! I was going to Ninja John’s girlfriend and then parlay it into a threesome with my FB.

She arrived a few hours later in tears. I held her and listened to hear as we sat on my sofa. She kept getting text messages from John. She showed them to me. She was telling the truth. He was pulling some bullshit. I lost all respect for John then. This f-close wouldn’t just be some random hook up with some random HB, this would have meaning. This would be for all the sexually oppressed peoples of the world! I was going for the glory! Fuck yeah!

So I had my arm around her and I started petting her, running my hands through her hair and then I kissed her and carried her to my bed. We made out, I undressed her and then myself and we went at it!

All the pain and frustration that she had kept bottled up inside her all those years, she let out on me in a fit of passionate lovemaking. She was loud and aggressive, she deep throated my cock and begged me to spank her ass and slap her face and treat her like a bad girl. I was just tearing it up! You’d have been proud of ol’ Corvettester. I was in my element! This was one for the records!

But like all fits of passion, it didn’t last long. I was so damn horny that I popped off after 15 minutes even though I was trying to go a lot longer to impress her. No worries though. She is one of those types that comes after just 3 or 4 minutes and comes several times throughout.

Afterwards, as we lay gasping for breath in each other’s arms, she asked me if I could invite my FB HB9 over for some play! I knew that was coming. Unfortunately, my FB was at work so I promised her the next day would be we could organize it.

So the next day and for the next two weeks, I simultaneously f-closed these two HBs on a daily basis. I mean, I was digging guts like none other. Best part of it, they girls let me record the three of us fucking. I just put my HD Camcorder on a tripod and we went at it. The videos turned out so well too! I have several. I felt like I was living in a harem and that is great feeling.

There was no limit to what the HBs would let me do too, nothing was off bounds. I did a porn style come shot across their faces after to two of them sucked me off… so good! I had one sit on my face while the other one rode me. I had both of the get on all fours, doggy style and I switched back and forth from each other them. And as I mentioned, the best part was that I got to record it all. I don’t need porn when I get bored or lonely now, I have my own porn.

One day, HB8.5 came over while HB9 was at work. So we watch a video of ourselves and she climaxed I a record 3 minutes. It was insane. The idea of watching herself with another woman and man on video was so stimulating for her. Thus, I always recommend recording sex with the permission of all parties involved. Kodak moment so to speak.

Another day, we logged on to our Adult Friend Finder account and put on a live webcam show. We had over 4,000 viewers worldwide watching us! I’m going to hell, I know it.

One night at work, I get a call from HB8.5. She wants my FB and I to come with her to Bonaroo, a four day music festival. Only problem is that it’s in Tennessee, which is like a 16 hour drive from NYC. She says she’ll pay for everything though so long as I drive the rental car, needless to say, we agree.

Now gentlemen, let me ask you a question. If you’ve already fulfilled a fantasy several times of a threesome with two HBs, what next? Use your imagination…

Here’s what I did. I call it the “Dual BJ at 65 mph!” You heard right homies! I had the two of them take turns sucking me off while I was driving down the interstate… and just to make sure nobody could ever call me a liar, I had them take turns recording it on my iPhone while the other sucked me off!

Unfortunately, the rental car was just too small to have the both of them doing it simultaneously, one on the shaft, one on the balls. I would have like that though.

Being that it was broad daylight, a truck driver saw us and honked his horn too! We had to speed off away from him, fucking creeper! LOL! Social proof! Unfortunately, I was too excited to come so I had to wait until later that evening.

We stopped at a hotel that evening and as I was going to get the HBs pancakes, they started without me and f-closed each other! At least they were honest about it. I walked in right after they had finished. No worries though. It’s not like I wasn’t going to get mine, which I did mercilessly… I still watch that video sometimes when I’m bored.

So I must say that I have mad respect for women. They love sex just as much as men do. You just have to be able to give it to them on their terms. Once you open them up, there is no limit to the depravity and debauchery! Women are not uptight, they’re wild and adventurous, they just have to have the right scenare, i.e., the right PUA. These HBs aren’t any different form any other girls, they just found the right guy who wasn’t afraid to make their fantasies a reality.

You see, HB8 could never have done with her boyfriend of two years what she did with me after just two days! It sounds counterintuitive I know, but just think about it. Once you “get it” the rules for PUAs are different from AFCs. Women allow us to do things they would never allow other men to do. They want it, they just need to be led to it and if you don’t, someone else will… and his name may be Corvettester!

God, I love women.


Corvettester