| This HB10 was the 100th woman that I have slept with so I'm celebrating with a Lay Report! It's still a pretty crazy story so I hope you all enjoy it and find it inspiring. Pick up is real and it works. Here's my story.
Last month I was selling furniture on Craigslist from my apartment on the Lower East Side because I didn’t want to move it to my new apartment in Brooklyn. So people had been calling me all day and one guy named Richard came by to have a look at my sofa.
I met him in front of my apartment at 5:00pm. He was an overweight black dude with no style and absolutely no muscle mass at all. With him though, was an absolutely stunning HB 10, obviously a model! She was tall, blonde hair, blue eyes and a PERFECT figure!
As we walked up the stairs, I noticed that HB10 had a thick accent. So I asked her where she was from. “Germany” she replied.
“Score!” I thought to myself – I studied abroad in Germany for a year so I speak decent German. So I started speaking to her in German and which she was pleased to hear. I kept the conversation friendly though because I didn’t know if she and Richard were a couple or not (I’ve seen plenty of hot girls with dweeb boyfriends before).
So we get up into my apartment and Richard starts looking around at the furniture while I’m talk to HB10 in German. I learn that Richard doesn’t speak German, so I ask her if they’re a couple to which she emphatically responded in the negative.
Turns out that she is a model in Germany. She's 25 years old, 5'8" at 110lbs, blonde hair, blue eyes, angular face. Our conversation is going just great, we were really connecting. She tells me that she just arrived to NYC 5 days earlier and that she’ll only be in town for another 4 days. All the while, Richard (let’s call him Dick from here on out) keeps asking me questions about the furniture and interrupting our conversation. HB10 and I were gelling so well together that it was obvious to Richard or anyone that we were attracted to each other. Plus, it was becoming clear to me too because her body language towards me was kind of obvious and forward. I like that!
So after interrupting us a million times, Dick tells me that he wants to buy the sofa and bed and that he’ll be by the next day to pick it up and pay me. I was happy with that, however, there was some serious tension between he and I because he could see how well HB10 and I were getting along.
After we agree he quickly walks to the door and tells HB10 that they’re leaving now. It all happened so fast that I didn’t get a chance to ask her for her number. As she was walking out the door I told her (in English) that we should hang out before she leaves. She was very excited to hear that. Then I look over to Dick and ask him to give HB10 my number so that she can give me a call because I assume she doesn’t have a phone in America. He says that he will but there is spite in his voice. It was totally awkward too because HB10 was standing right there and heard everything. So we said goodbye and she told me she would call me later when Dick gave her my number.
We went our separate ways but something inside of me just wasn’t right. I knew that I should have gotten her number or email address because I just didn’t trust Dick to give her mine. I mean seriously, the girl is fucking hot! A perfect 10 by any standards.
Later that evening I still hadn’t heard from her so I called Dick to confirm the time we were to meet the next day. After confirming with him, I asked him for HB10’s email address or number in Germany. He told me that he’d give it to me the next day. Also, he mentioned that she is in engaged to some famous, rich soccer player in Germany who played in the World Cup.
Right then I knew that Dick was trying to get rid of me. Even if it was true about the boyfriend, that doesn’t mean a damn thing. As I’ve learned, what happens in NYC, stays in NYC. I knew that Dick was going after her and that he was jealous of my game and instant connection with her. I was so pissed at myself for not getting her contact info in the first place. They had left so quickly and I didn’t have my phone on me so I didn’t want to look too eager or needy or desperate by running up to get my phone to get her contact info. You know what I mean guys? I was trying to play it mad cool.
So the next day Dick arrives alone to pick up the furniture. I had to help him carry a lot of the big stuff downstairs. He’s such a pussy too. He was making such a big deal out of three flights of stairs! What a bitch!
After all the heavy stuff is down in the truck, I tell him that he can do all the light stuff himself. I’m not running up and down anymore. Then I ask him about HB10’s contact info and he gets instantly awkward and standoffish. He tells me that he accidentally forgot it at his apartment. I was pissed, but more at myself than him. It’s my fault after all.
So he starts taking down all the cushions, bedware, etc… and I notice that he had left his jacket by the door. So I walk over to it and look in his pockets and find his phone. I flip it open and start quickly looking through the contact list. Sure enough, there is HB10’s name with a phone number! So I quickly copy it into my phone.
Dick comes back up to grab another load and then heads back downstairs. Then I got thinking… I grabbed his phone again and decided to look through his text messages. Sure enough, there were at least 5 texts messages from HB10 asking for him to send her my number.
He replied saying “I can’t believe you disrespected me like that when I did so much for you here in NYC… I’m not giving you his number.”
She replied saying some thing like “He was a nice guy. I want to get to know him. Why do you care if I talk to him. You and I are just friends, etc…” LOL!
I couldn’t believe that shit! Not only was this motherfucker cockblocking, he was hating! This means revenge!
First I deleted her number from his phone so that now he couldn’t talk to her. Then I hid all the nuts and bolts for the furniture that I was selling him in. I knew that he wouldn’t notice that they were gone because there was just too much stuff he had to take out to the truck.
He came upstairs for the last trip, grabbed his jacket, “here let me help you out buddy” I said to him with a huge smile on my face. I sent home off smiling too. I said “Enjoy the furniture and have a good day buddy!”
Then I raced upstairs and texted HB10. She replied in less than 5 minutes. She said “I’m so glad you contacted me, I didn’t think you would. What are you doing tonight?”
I replied “I’m talking you out to some really cool places in Brooklyn that only locals know about. Come over around 8:30pm.”
Germans are known for being extremely punctual. She was in front of my building at exactly 8:30pm. I told her to come upstairs real quick because I wasn’t quite ready yet. Of course, I was just using the old trick from MM of getting her familiar with my home. I wanted her to come up to my apartment for just a few minutes to see it and hang out for a bit before we went out. Plus, it was still too early to go out.
As if that wasn’t good enough, once I buzzed her in, just by chance, the super-cute neighbor girl (HB8) in the apartment above me decided to drop by for a quick visit. I open the door and see that it’s the neighbor girl. I decided to use her to my advantage. I tell her to come in and sit down for a second, thinking great, HB10 will be here in just a minute and will come in to see me with a cute Asian girl! Social Proof, check! Preselection, check! Familiarization with my cool apartment in the hippest neighborhood in NYC, check!
A minute later HB10 knocks at my door. I let her in, introduce the two of them and we start chatting it up. The neighbor girl only stays 10 minutes and then she leaves. HB10 tells me that she is surprised that Dick gave me her phone number because he was being such a douche to her the previous night.
She seemed like a cool chic, so I decided to tell her the truth about how I ninja’d her number from Dick’s phone. When I told her, she had a look of pure admiration on her face, followed by the biggest smile, laughter and then a big hug! She thought it was so cool that I would do that! She hated Dick. She told me how she had begged him for my number but that he wouldn’t give it to her just to be an ass. Apparently, she had just met Dick the day before from a friend of a friend. He was supposed to show her around NYC cause she didn’t know anyone here. What a tool!
So we have a good laugh about it and now on to the good stuff.
I usually never talk women out to dinner. I think it’s a waste of time, money and energy. I agree with the PUA Paul Janka that it’s not conducive to getting laid. But this time was different, she’s special. The night was young and she was new in town. So I took her to this little spot with live, New Orleans style old fashioned jazz music. The perfect place to take a date for dinner and drinks.
We talk about everything. Apparently, her father is a photographer for National Geographic so she has traveled the world. We got along and connected just as well throughout the evening as we had the previous night.
So after the bounce from my apartment to the restaurant, we bounced from the restaurant to a bar/club, walking the entire way as is custom in NYC. As we’re walking, she brings up sex. I tired to play it cool, but it was clear that she wanted to talk about it. She was very open about it like most European woman (not so much stigma there, not so much LMR or anti slut defence either). She also told me how she waited around all day night and day for my call.
She told me that she loved fucking and that she had had a lot of partners including women! I told her about my threesomes and some other experiences too. Then we arrive at the club, have one drink, she pays, and then she asks me if I have any drinks at my place which is just around the corner. So we head back home.
Well, I’ll leave the rest to your imagination. However, I will give a few details. We get back home and immediately started going at it. Once I got her naked, I was shocked to see just how perfect her body really was! She obviously spent a lot of time at the gym. We did a lot of dirty talk and then I went down on her. She actually had a bubble butt, which is so rare on European women. It was perfect.
We started fucking and she was just loving it. A great thing about her was that she was so physically fit and active that she was very outgoing and aggressive in bed. I hate it when women just lay there, so that is why she is so special. She was going wild! No inhibitions, no shame and she was making a lot of noise too!
Afterwards, we lay in each other’s arms, breathless. We started talking about our sex lives. She is so sexual, just like me! Apparently, everything Dick had said about her being engaged to some rich and famous soccer player in Germany was true! No bother though. She was young and wanted to have a good time. She told me how she was sleeping with at two other women and least two other men back in Germany, one of which was her fiancé’s best friend!
Lastly, she told me that she kept a photo journal of all the men she slept with. Apparently, I was # 74! Awesome, I thought to myself. This girl is a godsend! Now some guys I know might think that that is just too many men for a woman to sleep with. I’m not one of those guys. I like a woman with experience. I like a woman who isn’t afraid to admit that she likes fucking.
Boy was she surprised when I showed that I too have a photo journal that I keep of all my lovers. She was pleasantly surprised to see that, just by chance, she happened to be # 100! I wanted to celebrate! She thought it was so cool. She didn’t think that I would have outdone her, but then again, I’m four years older than her so it’s probably about equal.
I also told her about my interest in taking erotic photos and making sex videos. She couldn’t believe it, so I showed her some of my photos of the women that I’ve been with over the years and then some of the sex videos that I made with other women. This made her beyond horny!
She told me that I was the first man she had ever known that liked sex as much as she did. I mean, I keep a sex photo-journal and record a lot of my sexual encounters on HD Video with women if they allow it. So she started watching some of my videos. She was surprised at how willingly most of the women would allow themselves to be videotaped at doing the most dirty and unmentionable sex acts. She thought it was so hot so that we fucked again, just as hard and as passionately as the first time with a video of me having a threesome in the background.
Unfortunately, she would not allow me to tape us because of her famous boyfriend. I guess, even she’s in the tabloid magazines in Germany too. What a bummer I thought, but no bother, I’m still fucking an HB10!
The best part was that Dick called me up the next day complaining about how he couldn’t find the nuts and bolts and connecting pieces for the furniture. Now he couldn’t even put the furniture together because he would have to special order the pieces form IKEA. Sorry to hear that Dick! VENGEANCE IS MINE!!!
As for HB10. We continued to play for the rest of her time in NYC. More crazy things happened but I'll save those for another report. We're still in contact. As for now, we've been sending each other bunches of pics for our photo journals! Deutschland ubber alles!
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