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PostPosted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:00 pm 
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I met this half white half black HB9 about 2 years ago now at a party on one of the local college campuses. I continuously made fun of her all night as she turned down guy after guy, calling her a hermit and an shrew. She was into me, but at the time she had braces, which even though her body and face were gorgeous, brought her down to about a 6. They were just...ugly. So I kissed her once the next day and never spoke with her for about the entire two year span, maybe some small talk here and there online.

However, last night I saw her at my gym as I was leaving. She looked amazing, braces off, smiling, and as hot as ever. I was on my way out so I told her that I'd call her later to see what was up. Instead, I shot her a text message about 3 hours later.

ME: What are you doing tonight?
HER: Going down to Wildwood (a heavily crowded beach in NJ that attracts a large teen population, but has alot of middle agers as well) for the night to drink and party! What are you doing?
ME: Going down to Brigantine (a more up-scale, but alcohol free beach town that is directly next to Atlantic City). Have fun I'll talk to you another time.
HER: (her trying to be funny) If I pick-up my phone! :)
ME: Whatever bitch, have fun in Childwood with all the highschool kids (no offense to my younger guys here). I didn't realize you liked them so young. I mean I know you love me, but I'm only a few months younger than you.
HER: Hey! Not fair! I don't have a funny nickname for your place!
ME: Anyway, I gotta go. Later.

30 minutes later she calls me. Asking me what my specific plans were for the night, (i really didn't have any) so I bullshitted a little bit. She invited me to join her down there, telling me that we would have fun if I joined her. I agreed, and told her to pick me up when shes ready. We went down, and just like 2 years ago the fist time we met, she was all over me. Now that she looked complete, I was willing to go along :).

This post reminded me of a point that Romeo brought up in a post about which method is better. About how we should never forget to trigger the reason why the women was attracted to us while contacting via phone, email, text, what have you. Anyway, thats a perfect example of it.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:21 pm 
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Nicely done. From what I have read so far in this forum, it seems like you are DOMINATING the game. I'm still learning!

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 Post subject: i agree
PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 12:19 am 
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well there isnt much to say other than that you know what you are doing . . . you share it . . . and in doing so making some loveable AFC happy . . .

i salute u sir :)

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 4:23 am 
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very solid game, i really like how you played it so that she had to keep your attention after the last text. Congrats


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 9:02 pm 
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as wierd as it may sound, sometimes i think a girl looks good with braces. it's all about how you think about it. if you are objective then you'll realize that braces are no diff than a necklace or earings they just happen to be on someone's teeth. it's an accesory just not a conventional one at all.

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