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PostPosted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 3:06 am 
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My fuck buddy (girlfriend) of 7-8 months finally got back with her ex-borefriend, leaving me high and dry. BOO HOO. I hopped on Craigslist.com though and found a woman looking for a male and messaged her. She was cute on her pic. Cute enough for me that is, so I started talking to her and escalated the conversation to sex like I usually do.

She gave me a time and directions to meet after we swapped naughty pics and phone numbers, so after texting and practically fucking each other over the net, we met at her place. I arrived with a backpack of movies, lube, massage lotion, condoms, and other sexy things. We cuddled on the couch and watched Casanova with Heath Ledger. Her studio apartment had a bed right in the same room. She had baby oil and I lathered her up and massaged her good.

Then we got naked and 69ed. She was 23 and had never had her pussy licked before. (Her hubby must be a real tool. I learned after fucking her she had a hubby.) She loved getting her pussy licked and sucked. Guys, please learn the art of oral sex. I recommend the book The Art of Cunnilingus by Violet Blue.

Then we fucked girl on top. This girl had perfect 40C cups and just melted into me. We cuddled when we got tired and she loved my doggystyle. I helped her try out her new buttplug too and she had a GIANT black dildo/vibrator that she played with herself while I jacked off to get hard again.

Then we tried to face each other and fuck while cuddling. This "cuddle fuck" gave me super intense tantric orgasms and finally I came all over her tits and showered off together. I had a cigarette and left...

She kept texting/messaging me days later and then all of a sudden I got a call from some dude claiming that was his wife and I had left a porn "Squirting 101" over at her house. Ahh well... she was a good slut while it lasted. You guys gotta fuck your girls good otherwise other males can move in on your poon.

Best of luck to all of you,
Chicoman

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 6:08 am 
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This is a more or less useless LR. We need more details about how you seduced her over the net. Rather than the positions you tried. If we want that we can go read a romance novel. There's no educational value here.


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 10:30 am 
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Despicable act on her part, but as far as PUA goes I guess you're the man lol. Women like that repulse me.

Despite being a sleazy manwhore myself, I would never knowingly fuck a married chick or one with a boyfriend (I realise you didn't know though lol).


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 11:31 pm 
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This is a more or less useless LR. We need more details about how you seduced her over the net. Rather than the positions you tried. If we want that we can go read a romance novel. There's no educational value here.
That's why I specified LR: Fuck Close.... in the title genius. Why should I spend time talking about the boring parts? I basically used cocky/funny and seduced her enough to get her info and a meet up at her apartment. Learn some of your basics and give a poor girl a bone now and then, will ya?

The actual book I posted was mislabeled. It is actually called "The Ultimate Guide to Cunnilingus: How to Go Down on a Woman and Give Her Exquisite Pleasure" by Violet Blue. Please forgive me for the confusion. Thanks for reading.

May all your adventures by orgasmic,
Chicoman

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