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PostPosted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 9:45 pm 
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I lost my virginity to an HB7.5 in a tent last night :)

I went to a party last night where we were all going to sleep in tents in the host's backyard. We were all drinking and having fun. When everyone decided to hit the tents, I had 2 girls come chill in my tent with a buddy of mine. Once the other girl left I started making out with HB7.5. I motioned for my buddy to take a hike and he did.

We were making out with her laying on her back as I felt her up slowly to build tension. I slid my hand down her pants where I teased around her shaven pussy. I fingered her while we made out and she got really wet. Then for some reason I went down on her. I thought chicks like that shit but she didn't seem so into it. When I went back to fingering her she took her pants and panties off and took off my boxers too. What happened next traumatized me forever. She proceeded to give me the worst most uncomfortable and even painful handjob ever. It was the worst thing my dick has ever gone through. She just tugged and squeezed like she was wringing out a wet bathing suit.

Anyways, we kept on being interrupted and had to stop a few times which REALLY killed the mood. When we started up again she didn't get as wet as last time. I strapped on a condom that was too tight for comfort and started fucking her in missionary position. She was so tight I had to go really slow and wasn't even rock hard because she wasn't making any noise or anything. So I pulled out and suggested she blow me (to lube it up a bit more and get me rock hard). I guess she wasn't into giving head so she suggested we fuck again another time. So I lost my virginity but didn't cum, which was a bummer but I don't really care, next time if she's a bit more enthusiastic I'll rock that chick's world!

In the end, it was fun even though she was a terrible fuck :P
Maybe it was just the age difference cause I'm 24 and she's 16 but whatever
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just kidding I'm 16 too haha :P

I don't feel any different but I do feel that laying girls will be easier now that I got the first one out of the way.

-Jordan

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 5:08 pm 
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Congratulations. Props for using a condom. Usually I dont go down on a girl the first time I fuck her. Too intimate and it seems wierd, like your dick isn't big enough to please her or something. I save the pussy eating for the third fuck.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 5:33 am 
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Lol congrats on the loss of virgn status bud

AND DUDE I KNOW WHAT U MEAN! ahaha
some girls are so volatile with their hands during a handjob that it's actually a turn off ahahha

but once again... congrats :)


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Well done.

Also for strapping up!!

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YES JORDAN! and yeah I've never experienced a good handjob either. Many more when we sarge! ezz bro (ll)

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 4:45 pm 
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Nice job man. The first time is weird for most people, don't worry about it. You guys are young and it sounds like she's got her own sexual issues she'll grow out of so all-in-all, it sounds like you did the best job possible in the situation. This first taste will lead to great things I'm sure.


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