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PostPosted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 9:50 pm 
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So my firend came over to mine to Smoke a doobie. We got pretty high and got a call from my other friends who were at a party. They came round to share another one. They brought this asian HB8 over with them. I was off my face but decided to work her cus i thought it was fucking brilliant and hillarious. Went thru loads of things, and finally was doing come C3 to S1.

Started to get a little hot but friends were in the room on my laptop. My dog was in there so I was like (using this as a take away aswell) "im going to get my dog a snack" shes like "Can i come to?"

We go down stairs to my living room and i talk a while and get to the 'I think you wana kiss me' I get a 'No' but i know this girl had been trying to steal my frame the whole night I really had a hard time keeping my loops up, especially since i was still Redonkulously fucked. So she says 'No' and I just went in and k-closed.

Bursts open and kino and making out away from my friends. Soon my friends get the hint and walk themselves out.

STICKING POINT ALERT!!

I COULDNT GET THE FUCKING BRA OFF! FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE!! (since i was totaly fucked, didnt have the giggles though so that didnt get in the way)

So i fumbled around there like a 12 year old on crack and thus started the LMR (which she was saying with her hand on my cock......yea...<3 female psycology) so im like "yeah i know this is so bad"

Soon she rolls out "But your parents are upstairs"
"I know i would be in so much trouble if were caught, it would all come down on me!" did a takeaway, rolled over and laydown.

Proceed with seduction.

"We shouldnt do this.." this was still persisting even with some of the novality statements. "Yeah i know" "this is so bad" etc...

So i was like "ok no problem. No means no. Its totally fine."

que Flabbergausted face.

HB "Your not serious!?"
Me "Its cool! Honestly nothing turns me off more than when a girl says no! Its good isnt it!"

I proceed to walk up stairs and start Facebooking. haha. She sits on my bed looking totally confused.

I walk over and shes like "You wouldnt say no! Seriously!?"
I cut her off and do the hair pull on the back of the neck and pull her in to make out.

Went on from there and fucked her for a good hour and a half making her cum 3 times and Me getting extreamly tired. Lol stonned = longivity.

Finally finish, and we hang out watch some vids on my com and talk. SUCH annoying things she talked about. She kept going on about my ex's and how many girls ive been with. It was so annoying lol. Anyone know whats up with that, stupid validation...

Anyway start walking her out after a good 20mins after the f-close. And decide fuck it and pull her to a Couch and get her to give me head. I finish and walk to a cab. No kiss goodbye. Simple Foolsmate. Doubt ill do her again but i duno lol.

Stupid chick stole my trip. It sweated it all out...
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 10:59 am 
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well played Chikito


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PostPosted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 1:29 pm 
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SUCH annoying things she talked about. She kept going on about my ex's and how many girls ive been with. It was so annoying lol. Anyone know whats up with that, stupid validation...
OMG! This happened to me once too! This girl just kept asking fucking STUPID questions! For example, "I wonder what your friend is up to now?
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"Meh, hes probably just drinking and chatting to some people in town"
"Who would he be chatting to?"
"I dunno, friends"
"Who are his friends?"
"Oh you know people, people he went to school with and stuff"
"Who though?"
"FOR FUCKS SAKE SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME GO SO I CAN GET OUT OF HERE NOW YOU CRAZY WOMAN!!!" (ok I didnt actually say that)
"How many girls have you been with?"
"A few"
"Give me a number"
"No."
"Give me a number or I'll kick you out"
"I dont care"
"Just tell me! Or ill tell my friends about those things you said"
"What the fuck are you on about?!?!"


CRAZY CRAZY WOMAN!

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lol .. Good job fellows the sex was so good it made them delirious.

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After thinking about what that stupid validation vomit comes from after i layed her for a good day I think I know what went wrong!

Its an after shock, a fuck up on my part (remember it always is for a PUA). I realised i didnt make her Validate herself to me well enough.

The vomit of stupid questions and even worse comments on herself and how she should change etc..

It all stems from her Validating herself, i.e. she regrets it lol. Well atleast she is confused cus emotionally she wants it but the logic isnt there.

Giac if your runnig into this it might lie in a3. I need to review my game and look to see what I can do to improve. It was my fault for being high. lol.

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"Redonkulously"
brilliant word i really want to believe that its real, can u help me there?

its bad man when they dont make any real conversation an you want to help out but when they start askin propa bullshit an it sidetracks you, and hten you say nothing an garbage continue's.

im in a funny predic in a recent post how the gilr wont validate herself, not because i havnt demonstrated higher value, etc.. she wont talk, iv given SOI's when she came to see me in the bar, i taught her to juggle, so i rewarded her for doing somethin that made me happy. 4minutes it took her to learn to juggle 3 balls! 4 minutes..

i know you'v read this before chikito, erm silver lining if she's thinking about herself then perhaps you'v opened her eyes to somethin she didnt see before. always a plus, gettin laid but helpin some1.. xD

an stoned sex is awesome!!!

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"Redonkulously"
brilliant word i really want to believe that its real, can u help me there?
My friend made it up as the best stonner word in the world. Try saying it when your high. HAHAA.

Spread it around i love it :) It is indeed a real word.:)

Dude it took me days to learn to juggle.

Funny thing i opened a set in a night club like that!!

I saw this couple trying to juggle icecubes with LED's in them. I stopped, leaned over and grabbed the ice cubes and juggled :) Showed them how and went on to proceed gaming. :) Didnt #close tho, i screwed up my DHV's lol.

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i will spread the word, like a gospal choir! shout it from the roofs,

if you wanna big DHV this does take practice cause if you fuck you look a right tit,
when ur mates have done with the bottles, walk tot he bar jugglin the emptry's its hard because u need to get them spinning one full rotation to catch them by the neck each time, if their diff bottles then the weight may be differnet, keep some empties an practice at home. i love to juggle i do it with bottles glass's pints halfs, ice cubes flashing them into my gob, limes etc... iv evenjuggled lit fire lighters/bricks before, that was fun..

how long have you been learning?

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Enigma if i ever meet somone in England who says Redonkulously I know some way some how they know you. :)

I dont really juggle at your level. Its more of somthing i just picked up in my breaks during my NLP seminar (lol sounds so lame). Hahaah well that was one of many useful things i learnt from there.[/emff]

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"Redonkulously"
brilliant word i really want to believe that its real, can u help me there?
My friend made it up as the best stonner word in the world. Try saying it when your high. HAHAA.
I don't know if any of you guys play any online poker but that word is pretty big in that community. Bad players are referred to as donkeys, and when they make ridiculous plays = ridonkulous.


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chikito - stick with it man, honestly i perform in clubs around england fire eating breathing juggling etc.. its taken me about 2 years, an i dont practice that much any more,
i used to juggle waiting for the bus, on the bus, at work, on my breaks, at home, when im out.. anywhere and everywhere!

[url]http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea ... ID=3444615[/url]

this is an old video, abotu a year ago now, my tricks are more fluid, and in a smaller box, this is thou in the dark with glowballs...

too much time on my hands... probally :?

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Maybe she felt used as you kicked her out 20 minutes after fucking her and not kissing or hugging goodbye lol


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i'll read this one later.


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As Long as you realize that it was "Fool's mate", Well done.....On Fool's mate.

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