HB Essex



Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 10 guests
Post new topic Reply to topic   Board index » Real Life Gaming » Lay Reports




Author Message
 Post subject: HB Essex
PostPosted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 2:30 pm 
Offline
New to MPUA Forum

Joined: Sun Nov 01, 2009 5:53 pm
Posts: 16
Website: http://www.50flags.wordpress.com
Location: London
HB Essex
Just a quick report about my first foray into Online game.

TonyT: Burto, You should get into this online game….

Burto : grand theft auto? But I’m already a seasoned veteran at killing hookers with Baseball bats…..

TonyT: No you idiot, Plenty of Fish…

Burto: Ohhhhh…. Hmm not sure, but ill give it a go.

So….

TonyT sends me his profile and im blown away, it’s the most engaging, romantic thing ive read in a long time. He’s put a lot of work into this….. I read through it and I see DHV’s hitting every attraction switch…. Pre-selection, leader of men, loves children.

Then he tells me about the results he’s been getting. And shows me some photos.

I’m in!!

So I go home, and look at all the AFC’s profiles I can find, I make a checklist of all the rubbish things they say… i.e

-Im a down to earth guy, who works in the city, I enjoy socialising with friends and playing tennis, last summer I went to Greece.

-I want a nice cool girl who likes going out and staying home and watching movies.

Hardly going to set the world on fire.

So I get to work, I plug away, making it as funny and interesting as possible.
I work for about 3 hours. Then get Becky (our wingwoman) to choose the best photos from my Facebook profile.


I have had to add and take different parts away from the profile, fine tuning over the next few weeks.

Anyway… I get on there and start adding a few girls as favourites, and sending out a few basic 1st emails.

The response I get is….. Incredible….
Girls are emailing me and complimenting me on my profile….

Here is a couple of the actual responses from women.

What a profile! You sound like the most interesting and exciting
guy in the world!
Now this has to be the hardest message to send as your criteria to
whether you delete or not is a tough one.

and

oh my god you profile was a book but it made me lol which is why i thought id say hello.

There is so many of these. All the feedback is positive.

I start setting up dates and within a week, Im on average going out on 4 new dates every week, sometimes 2 a day. Within 3 weeks, ive closed 3 girls from POF. And im becoming so Indifferent, (for the first time in my PUA journey, ive got honest choice with women… my night game is going from strength to strength, and my Day game confidence is back.

So anyway, the report…..

I get an email from HB Essex (I know… go easy fellas!!) and she says she loves my profile, she wants to meet up, she tells me that she is out with her friends tonight at Loop bar, and if im in the area I should come down.

I’ve got no other plans, so I call her and head down there. Im pleasantly surprised, good body, blonde and confident.

I get there, I start teasing, I focus on my body language, and start to push my masculinity on her and my sexuality on her straight away. I make her jump thru some hoops and run 3 or 4 DHV stories… (Now that I think about it.. I didn’t need to DHV, she was already attracted to me thru my profile) and as we are sitting down, she starts rubbing her foot on my leg under the table. I figured that the masculine, alpha, preselected guy wouldn’t fuck around, so I grab her by the hair and kiss her really hard. She looks at me with a submissive look, and I tell her “ I’m taking you home tonight, I’m going to fuck you stupid, and drink champagne, it will be like a James Bond movie.” She complies. I tell her to get her things and we leave. We get into a taxi outside, and we take the 5 min ride to my place, we pick up champagne on the way and head to my place. I’m completely comfortable in my room. And put some records on, start drinking the champagne, (straight from the bottle- all class) and get down to it.

Time from meeting to bed – 45 minutes this includes the 10 minutes of the cab and champagne run.

After the first round, she tells me that she’s always wanted to have 2 guys.

I go upstairs, word Moran up, and tell him to go get more champagne, and bring it into the room in ten minutes. He did, and you can imagine what happened after that.

I don’t need to go into too much more detail. But this girl later sent me a text and said

“thank you for my sexual re-awakening” turns out she is/has been in a sexless long term relationship for years.

I fuck her a few more times after this, always crazy, she lets me take pics.... everything.. it was brilliant

Anyway,

Good luck fellas, get into this online game!! Email me if you’ve got any questions or need help with your profile.

Burto


Top
   
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 2:56 pm 
Offline
MPUA Forum Enthusiast

Joined: Tue Jun 15, 2010 1:53 pm
Posts: 78
Location: Washington, D.C.
Burto:

Great work with your online game. I'd be curious to read your profile...can you link to it?

Also, any concern about having the profile be open to the public? Its available for friends/family/coworkers to find.


Top
   
 Post subject: yo
PostPosted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 3:14 pm 
Offline
New to MPUA Forum

Joined: Sun Nov 01, 2009 5:53 pm
Posts: 16
Website: http://www.50flags.wordpress.com
Location: London
Niko, ive Pm'd you my pof profile link... i dont want everyone plagiarizing my material!


Top
   
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 4:42 pm 
Offline
New to MPUA Forum

Joined: Sun May 23, 2010 7:33 pm
Posts: 8
Location: Miami
I wanna know to what your profile looks like.. I try handing out a barrage of messages but end up get 4 to 5 girls and thats it..

Any response would be welcomed man..


Top
   
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 5:22 pm 
Offline
MPUA Forum Enthusiast

Joined: Wed May 05, 2010 5:11 pm
Posts: 32
yeah im interested in the profile so i can get a general idea of how you mine should be.. but not taking your material.


Top
   
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 5:42 pm 
Offline
MPUA Forum Enthusiast

Joined: Fri Apr 23, 2010 6:59 am
Posts: 89
Hey Burto,

I'm curious about your profile as well could you PM me the link?


Top
   
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 9:49 pm 
Offline
New to MPUA Forum

Joined: Fri Jun 11, 2010 8:18 pm
Posts: 9
I would never do online game but I am also interested in taking a look at it. I would greatly appreciate. Thanyou.


Top
   
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 7:43 pm 
Offline
Member of MPUA Forum
User avatar

Joined: Fri Jun 25, 2010 8:25 pm
Posts: 123
PM me the link to the profile, i would lik to see how to describe my DHV stroys

_________________
DISCLAIMER: All things said/suggested by "civilian" are strictly for entertainment and general information purposes only and does not constitute professional advice. I accept no Liability for such comments or suggestions whatsoever.


Top
   
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 12:15 pm 
Offline
New to MPUA Forum

Joined: Sun Nov 30, 2008 11:32 pm
Posts: 5
Yeh if you could copy me in that would be great. Am struggling with online game also.

Thanks


Top
   
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 8:13 pm 
Offline
New to MPUA Forum
User avatar

Joined: Wed Jan 20, 2010 4:29 pm
Posts: 11
Location: Wales
brill post burto! - am more in to day/night game than anything but am curious myself - can you PM ur profile link as well, would be much appreciated, cheers!

_________________
Nothing ever lasts forever


Top
   
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 5:23 pm 
Offline
New to MPUA Forum

Joined: Thu Mar 18, 2010 4:54 pm
Posts: 8
Haha, same as above- can you PM your profile please ?


Top
   
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 5:25 pm 
Offline
New to MPUA Forum

Joined: Sun Mar 14, 2010 6:16 am
Posts: 8
Pm me that link as well. I'm strugglin on that site lol


Top
   
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 6:25 pm 
Offline
New to MPUA Forum
User avatar

Joined: Wed May 19, 2010 8:26 pm
Posts: 1
i would love to see the profile too, pm me a link


Top
   
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 10:55 pm 
Offline
New to MPUA Forum

Joined: Thu Jul 08, 2010 10:45 pm
Posts: 5
Count me in the pms for the profile please fella!
8)


Top
   
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic  Reply to topic  [ 14 posts ] 

All times are UTC


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
cron

Can we be honest?

We want your email address. Let me send you the best seduction techniques ever devised... because they are really good.
close-link