So Im chilling in my yard its been a lush day and all that, just got off the phone to mystery he was asking me to run a bootcamp for him, when Pete phones me up and said him dex and Brody are going to some student bar. I said f**k it you can count me in if there is pussy there..I get ready I usually dont peacock but wore a pink wifebeater some slippers and some leather pants. Pete worse his farmer boy top like a f*****g AFC, and Brody as he is Jacked like me wore his wifebeater as well as his lifting belt, we both could easily DHV with our bulging lats.

We roll up to the club and skip the que afcs can get out our way we own this place. Bouncer stops us and says sorry your not wearing the approptiate clothes.. I look at him and say Bro do you know who we are and spat my toothpick out. Brody took care of that and bumped into him and shouted are you sure about that! the bouncer terrified said sorry you can go on through, but its 10 quid.. I looked at him meanly and Brody bulked over him.. He said oh umm its free for my friends... Me and Pete went on it, brody had to go in the side door because he was too big to get in through thr front.

We go and get a cocktail and drink that down. F**k Pete looks at his watch Brody needs protein at 11 we have 15 minutes or he will probs get angry and eat someone, luckily we found him some Eggs he ate a whole pack. We scoped the dancefloor I shook my head in discust AFCs a few Amoggy guys and only Hb8s and HB9s as I only now choose to bang HB10s I was discusted... just then some HB6s come up to me and Brody

HB6: Hey we heard yoo have jacked fibrez and that you have tonnes of pre-selection can we hang out qwith you
Colonel Penus: (I tried not to tell her to get lost) umm nah sorry babe cant have you threatening my Alpha stature now move along tonnes of AFCs here still to validate you

I was getting annoyed at this time, when I saw her one of the dancer girls I go up and go hey babe come down here. she IOis me straightr away. The doormen says hey you cant do tha..... then I look round and he sees its me. I say your coming to get a drink with me, she like omg I could do with a beer, I took her to the dark corner of the room, and said you like Beer do you?.. she s like oh yes I looooove beer, I go how about a 6pack I lift my top up and show her my throbbing abs that you could wash clothes on.. she gets up and I saw a wet puddle on her seat, she starts going down on me then and there!.

I said slow down babe and take her round the back of the alley, I do her doggy and give her a pearl necklace.. the only jewelry I will ever buy a Women, and then smoke a Cigar, she tried building comfort asking me what i did and s**t I said I was a Colonel and a dating instructor. She agreed that I had good pre-selection. Just then I see an AFC come out of the window Brody was getting impatient, and said it was time to get home. She said will I ever see you again? ... are you going back in the army.. Pete comes up and laughs he's not in the army lol!!!. I laugh too, he goes this is Colonel Penus the most feared amog/mystery method user on the f*****g planet, We drive off and get a Kebab and get Brody some more Proten.. wasnt a bad night out.