It's a lengthy one so bear with me guise <3

So this HB8 (could have been a 9 if she didnt have such a big nose, damn.) I met about 2 weeks ago and I have been texting a lot since we met in a bar through friends. I ran some game on her and numberclosed but I didnt feel there was enough attraction built to kiss right away.

She texts me A LOT, like, every 30 minutes. I pretend to be busy a lot so I dont text her back that often, she sends me a lot of IOI's calling me baby/gorgeous/sexy/darling etc and she wants to hang out, so I tell her she can drop by my place next time she's in town, which was yesterday. She sends stuff like "oh but can I give you a kiss when I come over?" And I tried to keep it cool with "well we'll see about that, I'm not that easy".

Yesterday she had a dinner + drink night with her colleagues so she showed up pretty late (but I knew that). She told me she thought she ate some bad food cus she felt a bit sick.

After some fluff talking I notice she isn't looking at me when she speaks, only rarely engages me in eyecontact. I thought it would be time to step my game up. I kino'd by grabbing her hands and I read her palm for her. After some kino escalation the subject of religion comes up and it seems that she's REALLY, REALLY christian. Like, holy shit it was almost creepy. I thought "shit, if she's really that christian then maybe it'll take a long time to f-close her"

We go downstairs because i had to show her where the toilet was, I waited for her in the living room and while sitting on the arm-thing on the couch, I pulled her close and we kissed. We go back upstairs for some fluff talk.

Suddenly she looks away and seems to zone out or something, I ask her if everything is alright and she says she feels really sick and needs a minute to feel better. I went downstairs to grab her some water and when I come back up the stairs I hear a big "BWLURGH" ...and another one.

I come up to my room and she puked all her food in the sink, in my fucking sink! It was so chunky she couldnt flush it away! She told me she felt better but really embarrassed so I tell her it's okay its not her fault and that I would go for a smoke downstairs while she cleaned it up. I texted my friends who knew she was coming over for some lulz and they didnt even believe what happened lol. Now, the living room has some pipes running through it where the sinks go through if you get what I mean. While sitting there I could hear the fucking chunks (im not kidding) go down the pipes next to me and I was totally blown off.

I go up to my room and she cleaned everything like a good girl and brushed her teeth (she was planning on staying the night, I told her on the couch, haha). So after some more talking we start kissing again and I tell her its time to get to bed, so i throw her a blanket (not that I wanted her on the couch, but just to make a statement) and go downstairs to pee. When I come back up she's standing there looking really innocent at me and we started kissing again and from there I started undressing her and pushed her on my bed. I was expecting to encounter some resistance but she was really easy to get off and after fingering her I just climbed on her and dry humped her for a while and then finally put my dick in. The sex was actually pretty awesome, she kept telling me how hot I was (i'm not that hot) and how good i was (i just have an average dick) so it was really a good ego boost. We fucked 3 more times that night/morning and my dick hurts, so its been a good night. She said "I can't believe that I fell this hard for you after just one night" so I might have to eject later on but whatever. She wants to come over tomorrow again, but I think ill flake because I don't want her to think that I'm available to her all the time.

Maybe not the best lay report out there but I thought I would share the puke story for some laughs [/i]

Did you wear a condom?

Don't worry, I'm pretty sure that the christian girl would be very pro choice.

The vomit might have been a game off for me, but then again, I haven't quite hooked a girl (that I would want to fool around with in any way, shape, or form) that hard. Nice, man.

No I didnt, because I'm a retard. I have them right next to my bed but I'm always too lazy/horny to get them.

I hope this is a joke...

Interesting report. I like how you refused to make a verbal commitment to anything sexual with her while you guys were apart. At least in college this is key to avoiding flakes, ASD, and LMR, in my experience.

Based on your report you seemed to be making yourself pretty unavailable through the whole texting exchange: I do not know if you needed to go the "I'm not that easy" route all the time. On super hot, confident girls, it makes sense. I mean logically, this could allow a girl to backward rationalize sex (he's not easy, but he wants to fuck me--he must really like me!). But in my experience the average+ (5-8) girls seem to either balk or become a little intimidated. Attractive, but not gorgeous girls, seem to give up after a point if you deny all of their advances--you have to give them some interest! This is not to say you should say "yes" to the kiss thing, but there are, IMO, better routes; like C/F and ignoring it (i.e. "Oh, I don't kiss until marriage--even with cuties like you.") Clearly, it was used well on this girl (good calibration), but is it something you always do, to this extent?

It wasn't a joke, sadly. I didnt use them. About half a year ago a girl said I gave her herpes, which scared the shit out of me, and i had to call some of the fuckbuddies i had before her. It was pretty embarrassing, especially because later it turned out she just had an infection and no one had herpes >.<.

You probably think: he must have learned from that scare. fucked up thing is: i didnt. Even though I feared never having unprotected sex (with people i love) for the rest of my life ever again. I just fell back into my old habits.

Anyway:

I dont always play this hard to get but this girl was just constantly testing me to see how much i was expecting from her. If I would have said "sure ill kiss you" that would have put a lot of extra pressure on the first 'date'. I kept her interested enough by being vague and a little hard to get + a little of pulling every now and then.

I have a hard time (no pun intended) using them too. If i'm not that into a girl, though, I don't really care, its actually kind of a turn-on to get them to want to have sex regardless of whether or not we have a condom.

I had a hard time deciding whether or not to read your post since the heading grossed me out. But I'm glad I did.

haha thanks, i was hoping that putting up a weird subject would generate more views/responses

I see this girl once a week or so, she's a good fuckbuddy but yesterday she popped the "so when are we going to see eachother more often and during the day? I'm falling in love with you"

LoL, bad luck but good report, worth the read...btw how long have you been gamming?

-SoZoS

I read the game in august, then started using some techniques, conquered the woman of my dreams, dated her for 2 months, broke up, and now we've been broken up for a month, in this last month I've started gaming for real. I am a bit out of control though and im starting to make a name for myself sadly (girls warning eachother that im a player when I talk to them etc).

Yeah, but apparently women will label you a player no matter WHAT! In my experience, very very LIMITED...and I'm still called a player and girls warn each other lol.

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Haha - BLARGH - not your finest moment, but one you'll remember for years.

After I got divorced in my late 20s I dated a girl who spent a few months working on some water project on an island in the south pacific. We had a passionate romance that headed south pretty quickly because she suddenly became sick all the time. We'd be getting ready to bang and then she'd have to go lean over the toilet for an hour or so. She was a little bit of a bitch about it - I wanted to help but she just kept throwing me out of her apartment. This was the first girl I dated after my divorce and I was still getting over the whole breakup and this was not the mindfuck I needed. Turns out she had contracted a horrible kind of parasitic worm that was living in her intestines. Yah no shit I was like I'd be throwing up too! BLEH!

Not long after that I hooked up with our sales assistant (a.k.a. glorified secretary) while we were all on a business trip outside of Atlanta. She had a weird cute/slightly dog face but her body was kicking omg put a bag over her head and she was a fucking 11. That night she needed to be carried back to her hotel room after getting wrecked in a lame Outback Steakhouse bar. I was a gentleman and took her to her room with no ulterior motives but she attacked me in the hallway and basically ripped my clothes off before I was even through the doorway. 10 years later I can still see, taste and feel her body she was that fucking hot. We didn't do it because shortly before the penis goes where? she had to go into the bathroom to yak her brains out from no less than a dozen mixed liqueur drinks like B52s and Kamikazes some fat guy at the bar was buying for us.

Based on your report, Chillburg,
he played it hard to get.

I would have done the same thing,
especially since the girl was already hooked to you.
If you give yourself all out, you risk her become uninterested.
Guys this is basics! Don't give him a hard time about it.

And I'm sure he wasn't joking around either.

Nice report Chillburg.

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I think one word sums it up.

I'm tempted to call fool's mate...but she was Christian, so I guess it took something! lol
Good report man, I enjoyed it. Great job not letting her come over the next day, that was a good move.