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PostPosted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 5:18 am 
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Keys to the lay:
Tight online game
Maintaining a CF attitude
No fear of making a bold move
Constantly being on her mind


Ever heard of the website HotOrNot.com? Well, I registered on it because I wanted to work on my online game. One girl who I 'meet' through the site hooks. (My profile is all NLP. I have shit like "Have you ever seen someone you just had to meet?")

So I shoot off an email to her, she responds and gives me her AIM. As I talk to her, I'm keeping a CF attitude, and negging (always followed by a :) ). This IM game goes on for a few nights, usually about an hour online each night. On Thursday (while on leave in Charleston, the 9th) she asks me to call her. Its late at night and neither of us wants to be infront of the computer screen, so I call her. We talk for about 3 hours, until 4 in the morning.

Mainly, it was just vibing, with her controlling the conversation, but sometimes I would talk. I kept mainly a cocky funny air about myself, with a little teasing (calling her “chunky”) and other things like that. I was getting great SOI/IOIs from her all the time. Hell, she even undressed while on the phone with me. She claimed that it was “too hot” in her apartment!

At one point in the conversation, she starts talking about sex. After going along with it, she says (using euphemisms) that she is getting too turned on and we should talk about something other than sex. Cue Discovery Channel Routine, this is the Ross Jefferies one were he compares a roller coaster (or "ideal attraction") to sex. It was money. So after that night (or early morning), I feel good and think that I'm in (MISTAKE- never think that you are in!), that's when I posted about LMR. So for the next few nights, we just miss each other by minutes. This happened to be fantastic for my game because my presence, or lack thereof made her miss me. Due to my phone’s suicide, I could not call her, thus adding to my gift of letting her miss me (Art of Seduction).

After making it back into Boston (security is a bitch), on Saturday, she IMs me, and we chat again. On the phone, she tells me things like, "Its weird, I missed you more than I thought." As the conversation turns sexual, I make note of my fantastic massage skill, also, about half way through, she started to masturbate (over the phone). Although I’m not quite sure, I think that a major SOI. After the phone conversation we arrange to meet at her place the next day. Ob the phone, I told her to get me a gift costing no more than $1. This is so that I will stay on her mind; I think credit Mystery, but not quite sure.


When I get to her house (after being a little lost and calling for directions, twice). We just hang out for a little while. I brought a movie (Blazing Saddles) and we start watching it. Blazing Saddles for a few reasons. 1. It’s a great movie that she has not seen. 2. It’s funny and light, you can watch without paying much attention. 3. There are some raunchy parts that will get her thinking about sex.

During this, I have great kino, she is lying down on my arm and I have my hand on her tits. At one point, she moved around and I moved my hand off her boobs, she placed it right back on. during the movie, I comment that she has a lot of tension in her back (she previously told me about getting regular professional massages). The conversation went like this:

Me: I give great massages, remember, my hands are magic
her: sure.
[she complies, lies on her stomach, and I wait]
her: would it be easier if I took off my shirt?
me: Just a little. It feels much better.
[she takes off her shirt. I start giving a massage and pretend to struggle with her bra, a lot]
her: Should I take off my bra?
me: if you want
her: Its not like people don't see them anyways. (FYI: 34 C)

At this point, she is topless, and I am giving her a massage. Every so often I Will rub her boobs or something like that. Usually it tickles her, so I go with it. She is rolling over and I've got my hands all over her (now exposed) tits. She rolls over again, and I continue with the massage. After a while, and a few more tickling bouts, I finish (but not too soon) the massage and she just rolls over. We continue watching the movie, and she starts to rub my cock while still under my boxers and jeans. After a few minutes, she takes it out (covers it with a blanket), grabs some lotion and starts jerking me off. She then goes to giving me head, which was okay. There was a bit of teeth :(. I forget exactly what happens next, but I make some reference to sex. She is totally into it and in all seriousness asks if I really want to do it, because apparently the first time is special.

Now here is what Kurent is thinking: "What the fuck is wrong with you, I really want to get laid, this hasn't happened in 17 fucking years! No shit I want to do this."
Here is what Kurent said: "Yeah, I want to." - I'm always playing it cool.

We have sex, and its fantastic. Earlier that day I went to CVS to buy condoms (Trojans, ultra thin- as per recommendation from the forum), but they didn't fit (go figure). She goes and gets one of her own (which fits) and puts it on. It felt awesome. We were fucking for a good while, and she had 5 orgasms (apparently, I'm good in bed too).

After we finish (she made sure that I did, how sweet), she more or less kicks me out. It was about 5:00 pm, and she had to be at some church thing in 10 minutes. The church was half an hour away. All in all it was great. Now that I lost my virginity, I'm ready to do it again!

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 11:49 pm 
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you said your profile was all nlp. what exactly do you write in the margin for your profile?


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