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PostPosted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 5:55 pm 
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So as you can guess I just lost my virginity...... why did no one ever mention that sex is hard? It looks so easy in porn and what not but I found it kind of clumsy!lol

Maybe I had a few things working against me - I was pretty drunk and was stupid enough to have a wank that morning, if only I knew...

Any way, First I couldn't quite find the spot and she had to help me, then it kept falling out and i was exhausted after about 5 mins, and im a pretty athletic guy normally..

She wasn't the most skilled either, when she got on top she squatted up too high (if you know what i mean), my dick fell out and she ended up sitting straight dwon on it!:x!! Then when she went to give me head i honestly thought she was going to BREAK MY DICK OFF! :shock:

Over all it was pretty funny :lol: it can only get better from here - i hope - any advice on how to make it better for both of us would be great though

Til then im off to find my next victim :twisted:

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I dunno bout other people but a few wanks before hand helps ya last longer so maybe it was good you did that morning specially your first time


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YEEE SHARKBAIT YEEE


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congrats!


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nice, respect man!


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On the contrary, for many, rubbing one out before sex isn't the best idea. Orgasms have more to do with mind control than anything and if your concentration is broken up by having to mentally stimulate an erection that would otherwise be harder, you are more likely to achieve orgasm faster.

Without rubbing one out, and with ample foreplay, the focus can be on the sex and lasting longer, rather than staying harder.

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SHARK BAIT HOO HAHA! congrats! Exactly the same thing happened to me when i lost my v-card. made me loool. good luck mate!

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Ya get the hang of sex after a while. Just develop your own rhythm/technique. Eventually you get to a point where it's as easy as it looks lol

Have her lay on her back, hold her legs up towards your back and go nuts. Tis always my backup plan.


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Congrats dude! First of many!

Took me back to my first time. We were all there once. Just remember practice makes perfect :wink: :D


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good stuff man :)


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When I fuck on top on a bed I like to put my hands on the bed and use my back muscles. When I don't lean on my hands and only use my hip muscles I tend to get tired out quicker.

I can relate to having my dick fall out when the girl is on top and having her land on it. Painful! I like to put my hands on her hips and control her body from coming up too high.

As for the blowjob. Some girls have it and some girls don't. If she is doing it badly then tell her what you like.

Keep open communication during sex. Ask her "do you like it like that" when doing whatever it is your doing.

Good job on the lay.


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high five fella! :D


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High five player. Onwards and upwards 8)


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Nice one dude! You're right, porn stars make it look much easier than it is, but let's face it, they get paid to fuck every day, so that's their advantage over us.

Sex is clumsy at first, I was shit the first 3 times I got laid, but after that it was plain sailing :D

Keep up the good work


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