(not a true story btw)

A man and a woman meet late one night in a pub, they spend some time together and end up going back to his place for sex. Each of them tells their side of the story...


The man's story...

I was out sarging one night and the first few pubs I went to I wasn't having much luck, they didn't have the right sort of crown/SPAM for pulling in. Eventually I went to this pub which was open later, this one seemed to have a lot more potential.

I got a drink at the bar then scoped around at the girls in the palce, not trying to be too obvious about it. There was a 3 set sitting in the corner of the room. They didn't notice me yet, I decided to go in and try my luck.

I approached, ran my openers and after around 10 minutes I managed to isolate one girl in the set. I did some routines such as push-pull and others to get her to feel invested.

This went on for a short while and then I moved her to a different part of the pub before bouncing her to a different pub. Judging from the way things were going, I reckoned I could have her back at my place and naked within 4 hours from the time I met her.

Sure enough thing went smoothly, the only hiccup being that while still in the pub, I suddenly remembered I didn't have any condoms at home. There was a 24 hour shop across the road, so I told my date I was nipping to the toilet then once out of her sight I ran and bought some.

Anyway we ended up back at mine and the rest is history


The woman's story...

I was out just having a girly night out. I noticed this cute guy at the bar. I looked at him for a very brief second then looked away. He must have gotten the hint as he came and approached. Anyway we seemed to connect on a deep level, I don't know what it was but I felt as though I could really trust him. We went to another pub had some drinks, one thing lead to another, we unexpectedly ended up back at his and - well - you know the rest.