Story time kids:
I'd like to share with you today one of my favorite sexual escapades. I've told it several times to friends, but never wrote it down. I'm writing this mainly for personal record keeping, I want to get it down before I forget details. But hey, I might as well share it. I must warn you though, this usually takes me around 20 minutes to say verbally, but I'll try to trim it down as much as possible. Rest assured, it is completely worth reading all the way through, since its all just one big climax.
- Sometime around New Years 2008-2009
Some all-inclusive resort in Cayo Coco, Cuba
Almost every year, I go down south for New Years with my family. This particular year was special, since it was the first time I had some PUA knowledge under my belt on one of these trips :)
Every night, almost everyone under the age of 40 goes to the 'disco', basically a little club within the resort.
I'll jump right into it:
I ended up laying my first black chick on day 2 or 3. It went down like this (this is the pre-story, but definitely worth mentioning:
I'm at the disco on the dancefloor doing verbal game on some young french canadian girls (I was an rAFC then - verbal and dancefloor do not mix well) so the inevitable happens and I blow myself out a few minutes later. I wasn't fazed by it though, I had gained good social proof since there was maybe like 20 people there, and I was right in the middle with 5-6 girls. Right away I open a nearby 2 set of spanish looking girls. I start grinding with the hotter one right away, leaving the friend alone. We grinded for a good 5-10 minutes with the friend awkwardly there. I wouldn't do that nowadays, but hey, I was noob. I got lucky since a guy started talking to her. I talked to my girl while dancing with her, and realized she only spoke spanish, and about 10 words in english. I took a spanish course for like a month, so I know very basic spanish, almost nothing. I suggest we leave the club to 'mangar' (im pretty sure it means eat).
She takes her friend, who takes the guy, who takes his two friends. So its 4 guys on 2 girls. We walk toward the night buffet, I'm arm around my girl and I'm talking to the guys. They're pretty chill, and speak more spanish than me, I get one of them to translate for me and my girl. She and her friend are 24 and from Peru, I ask the guys and they're in their late 20s. I was 18 at the time... and didn't speak the same language as the girl, but STILL managed to fuck her on the beach. There's better shit coming up so I'm cutting this one short: basically what happened was we all chilled for a good half hour at the food place. One of the guys was doing better then his friends with the other girl, so I took him aside and told him to get rid of his friends so we can bang these girls.
Eventually, they left and we took our girls for a romantic walk down the beach, shoes off, feet in the water, and about 100 yards between the couples. I took her to a beachchair and gave it to her good, with the ocean breeze cooling us off. This was actually two, no
three firsts for me: first black girl, first beach sex, and first chick over 21.
Two days later, my older sister tags along with me to the disco. Besides giving me social value, I gave her a little plan to follow. There were two girls dancing on one of those big speakers, so I said 'I'm gonna go dance with those girls, when I'm there, bring me this beer'. Sounds like a good plan, but once I was up there getting sandwiched by the girls, once I got the beer they didn't even notice it happened. Eventually they got off the speaker.
I danced with a few more girls and every now and then I would fall back into my sister's safety net. At one point, I was dancing facing her, you can call it 'with', but there was no contact. Suddenly, I feel some water being sprayed on my back, nothing much, just a sprinkle. I turned around, and there were two guys outside the dancefloor perimeter looking away, with no one else around. I dindn't think anything of it. Again, sprinkle, and again they look away, hmm... whatever. Obviously they're doing it, I'm guessing they're not liking the way I dance or something. Still I continue with my shit. Third times the last straw. I turn around and they're looking at me... and then right in my face, he sprinkles me from his drink. I said WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM. One of them walked up and got an inch away from me, and straight up puts his face into mine... I push him away and say "Get your fucking bird face out of here chicken shit". His buddy takes a weak swing at me.. I'm sure it hurt his wrist more then my face. This is where my sister comes in and pins him up against the wall with her arm jammed into his neck and bitches him out. The other guy comes at me spitting german profanities, but before he gets too close again I drop him to the ground with one hit. A third dude comes up, apparently a friend of the two first douchebags, pushes me away from the guy on the ground, I'm all pumped up on adrenaline and about to fuck this guy up, but he's apologizing for his friends. I calm down and my sister let's go of her death grip on the other nob, and an exchange of words goes on for another minute, most likely incoherent swears from both sides.
I go over to the bar with my sister we discuss and laugh about what just fucking happened, I give her props for the badass moves on her part. The guys are still on the other side of the disco, but they don't seem like much of a threat anymore, the third guy seems to be bitching them out. My sister's ready to leave, but before she leaves, I open a girl standing on my other side with something generic like how's your night going? My body language was still neutral. Right away she reply's with goooood, whats your name where you from?" bingo:) I say "woah slow down, which one?" she says "the first one hahah whats your name" I answer "I'm [name] as I'm turning towards my sister.
I said whatever to my sister and turned back and said "I'm from [locationX]" . "OH really, I'm from [locationY] thats not far!" At this point this girl was SUPER intrigued . But I kept pushing it. I lean over the counter and ask her friend what her name is and how they know eachother. Now my target is getting jeallllooouuss, I just opened her but straight up shrugged her off for two different girls. She doesn't let her friend answer and buds right in. I give her a few mystery method canned lines like is she always like this?" I couldn't believe how well I was handling this shit, I was about to cry from joy on the inside, I had never gotten these reactions using material before.
At this point my sister pulls me out and tells me shes going back to the room. I don't know if she did this because she was trying to help or because she was pissed, either way it definitely helped my cause. I wave good bye to the girl as I walk away with my sister. Now I was only walking her out the door and making sure the douchebags from earlier don't notice and follow her. But to the target it looked like I was leaving for good.
psych!
As I'm walking back, I think that I should keep pushing it, I don't look directly at her, but in the corner of my eye, I see her looking at me the whole time. So what do I do? I open some random people a few feet away. I remember how ridiculous that conversation was. I just walk up to the people and try to hold my laughter in, I just couldn't believe at how fucking pimp I was, and said something like "I'm talking to you now..snicker...you dont know why ..pft... but..tsss... im almost done here" these people thought I'm high on glue or something.
When I calmed down, I walked away towards the bar and faceed the bartender, as if going for a drink. She pulls me away before I get a chance to order. She says: "who the fuck are you??" I said "but, I was just about to order a drink" looking over her shoulder at the bar. At this point I just can't hold it in anymore and I burst out laughing. I say " I'm sorry, I'm not laughing at you, I've just had a crazy night"
"I'll tell you about it if you buy me a drink" note that this is all inclusive, where alcohol is free
I tell her to get me a beer, but when the drinks come its two screwdrivers (vodka and juice) I look at it, look at her, and say "I wanted a beer" she says" oh sorry, I didn't hear you" I proceed to down the drink in three sips, slam the glass down, and lean towards the bartender and say "una cervesa" (one beer)
This chick just pounces one me and shoves her tongue down my mouth. I pull away and pick up the beer waiting for me, and, you guessed it, chugged that one too.
Now I was just showing off... and that was about to bite me in the ass....
I almost puked into this girls mouth, but I managed to mumble: gott...a. pis..s
I puked into the sink since I couldn't make it to the stalls, rinsed my mouth and went back to my girl. I felt like such a dirtbag making out with her again after that, but she didn't notice :)
It wasn't until over a year later that I topped that open, and keep in mind that this was when I only read the game and a bit of mystery method online. I had very little sarging under my belt before this trip, but something just clicked and I was just in the fucking zone.
I spot the douchebag brothers on the perimeter again! I explain to her what had happened earlier. So of course, we go and dance on aforementioned speakers a few feet away from douchebros, we start grinding right away, hands all over eachother, this was the most sexual dancing I had done yet. I was groping her all over, she had her hands down my pants. It was just dirty. douchebros leave the club shortly after.
I ask where her friend went and she says she doesn't know "probably back to the room". If that was me today, I would have gone for the lay right then and there,
the sexual tension was so high we could barely keep ourselves off eachother. But good old noob me, I back track. We go outside and chat for a good half hour. Although I still escalated, I had to work my way back up to the level we were already at. I take her for the beach walk which worked for me earlier. Plus I was sharing a room with my sister and younger brother. No pulling possibilities there.
When we got to the beach, I thought about repeating what I had done with the Peru girl and defile her on a beach chair, but I remember how uncomfortable that was. So I delay it. But you know what? good thing I did, because BAM right there in front of us is a FUCKING BED!! no joke, right on the beach, and behind it, another bed, and then 10 more. they led right to the heaven of a resort that owned these beach beds. I mentioned how classy these neighbouring resorts where, well, they had beach beds instead of beach chairs. something like this:
We were too amazed at the beautifully lit castle of a resort to realize we had the perfect fuck spot right there. The awesomeness of this place is hard to describe with words, but with hundreds of lights lighting it up, it just looked heavenly. We get closer and notice 3 people sitting by the pool (simply saying pool is an understatement, it was more of a moat/river)
Fuck I know this is really long but I'm almost done, I'll skim this part. Basically, it was already like 4am. These two guys one girl were venezuelans who jacked a bunch of liquor and juice from the beach bar, we had drinks with them and chilled for a good 45 minutes, it was a lot of fun, but my girl was giving me the sex eyes.
One of the guys shows me where he got the liquor. We climb up a 10 foot wall and get into this storage closet FILLED with bottles of every liquor imaginable. I was shocked. literally hundreds of bottles. I grab two, drop them down to my girl, grab two more an hop over. We say good bye our new friends and leave with three bottles of quality rum, and one bottle of 151 proof shit. yeah, bad call on my part, it was dark.
Finally, we pick a nice beach bed and do it hardcore till dawn. Right after she finished me off with a BJ, 3 security guards start walking towards us. I still wonder to this day if they let her finish me off before approaching, because the timing was too perfect to be a coincidence. We scramble to get our clothes on and GTFO. She was freaking out thinking they know about the jacked liquor, and takes one bottle and starts running. I yell "they're only morning patrol or something, relax" I'm still putting my pants on while she's like past the horizon. I grab the three leftover bottles and casually walk away. Her loss... although she kept my shirt.
After knowing about this goldmine of liquor and perfect bang spot, naturally I had to go back. The following night, I go back with a new girl and, more importantly - A backpack ;)
I ended up stuffing 6 bottles in my suitcase, 2 in my sisters, one in my brother's, and 3 in my parents' bags, with zero problems going through customs :)
CHAT
