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PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 6:04 am 
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Hey's guy's Karas here,okay went to a dorm party with 2 friend's friday.It had all the element's of being great.

A big speaker,drink's and woman lot's of woman it was great or atleast it would have been if the cop's did'nt shut it down.After all the chaos settled down there remained me and my two freind's and 3 girl's we'll call them HB9,HB8 and HB7.

Before I continue let me feel you in.HB8 is fuck buddy's with my friend that is there but, they only did it once and she keep's flaking him every time he try's to get her to come to his place.

Okay now in the middle of the conversation we were all having,HB8 and HB7 started whispering n eachother's ear and looking at me with seductive smiles on there faces.A minute later they both get up and go to the bedroom and call me.

Without excusing myself I quickly follow lol.I get in the room and HB7 closes and lock's the door behide me like a murder was about to take place lol.

I rap my arms around both of them I forget what I said but,HB8 just jumps on me taking me to the floor with her we laugh a min later I get up sit on the bed and say (with a seductive smirk on my face)so when are yall going to seduce me,they
both just pounce on me HB8 is touching all over me and HB7 is making out with me while asking me do I have a girlfriend.

I start making out with HB8 and every thing is escalating smoothley when.
BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG at the door and who is it none other then my friend HB8's one night stand yelling let me in let me in.About 5min later they
get uncomfortable and HB8 run's to the computer while HB7 opens the door and stand's in the corner while im sitting on the bed still trying to gather my thought's. lol

He comes in and sit's on the bed.A ackward silence fill's the room.It's over.

In the end though HB7 bring's me in her room and goes down on me.Even though
all that happend,I was neither happy or pround of myself reason being, I did not go for HB9.I did'nt push myself and I took the easy route.

What's crazy is that HB8 did nothing with my friend but, asked him for my number
WOW!And he gave it to her.She text me the next morning saying how sad she was that she could'nt have fun with me and HB7 last night.Unfortunately me and my friend had a talk on the phone just before she texted me and we both made a promise not to sleep with eachothers girl's even if there just fuck buddy's.


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 1:48 pm 
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:shock: Well I hate to say I saw it coming but.... Dude, that totally stinks man! Sounds like it would have been a hell of a time. At least you had some sort of consolation prize with the HB7. The biggest thing that makes or breaks a 3 some much like any other lay is logistics. The one night stand being around and being jealous was the logistical problem that couldn't be avoided.

Hopefully next time bro!

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Thanks man.


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Respect man! Your friends a cockblock though... I wouldve said something like "im beating off be back out in 10 minutes man" and turn some porn on and blast the volume as high as possible to avoid your friend hearing the girls laugh... But shit that sucks... I bet you could still fuck both of them if you wanted to ;)


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Don't you just hate it when your friends cockblock you, sometimes you wonder if they're really just stupid that they don't realize they're doing it, or for some reason they don't want you to be happy. Well, I guess in your case it was pure jealousy.
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Respect man! Your friends a cockblock though... I wouldve said something like "im beating off be back out in 10 minutes man" and turn some porn on and blast the volume as high as possible to avoid your friend hearing the girls laugh... But shit that sucks... I bet you could still fuck both of them if you wanted to ;)
Yeah, definately, you should arrange like a movie night at your place with both girls.

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you should tell your friend to go f himself :) good job though.


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Yeah man, I think he did that shit out of jealousy. He was jealous that the girl he liked liked YOU. If he was a good friend and wanted good for you he would not have done that. But you know how people are these days. They sometimes fuck things up for the both of you if they dont get what they want. Honestly, if I was in your place id talk to him about that if it happens again. Be like "Bro, I talked to her about you and if she liked you but she said she liked me so we hooked up" And then be like "Dont you want good for me man?" After that "I really like her man I hope this doesnt ruin or relationship and if it does then I can leave her if it makes you feel any better". Hell feel guilty and youll know hes not a real friend if he tells you to leave her. Matter a fact hes a piece of SHIT if he does that.


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I think it's time to explain to your friend what a fuck buddy is. Sleeping with a women once and having her blow you off the rest of the time is not a fuck buddy. It sounds like he fucked her once and that it's over. Tell him to move on.


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