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Marlow
PostPosted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 2:17 am 
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Allright, so I re-engaged an old flame I had last year. Half asian half latina, just gourgeous girl. We were dating for a bit, so there's a bit of history. Anyway, we go out for dinner, take turns shooting each other with a t-shirt gun (you know, the one you see at the basketball games?) and boxing with big foam boxing gloves. Fun night. So, we end up in her bed, and I reach into her bed table to grab a condom, and I pull out a magnum XXXXXL condom. DEFINITELY not mine. A bit of a loss for words, I ask her "What's this?"

She replies 'Ohh, that must be from the other guy...."

Sometimes you just got to laugh at these things.

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ROTFLMAO
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Girls don't give a shit about cocksize, as long as you're not tragically tiny (smaller than your pinkie!) and not ridiculously large (like a guy who'd fill up an XXXXL Magnum) they generally are JUST FINE with whatever you've got.

This girl presumably knows what you're packing, and STILL was enthusiastic to see you again, AFTER she's been with someone who needed the 'Trojan Horse' sized condoms - SO THERE YOU HAVE YOUR PROOF!

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True that. I told the story to a friend, he thinks that the condom might be a "plant" just to make me feel like shit. Girls can throw down!

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ha ha ha
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can stop laughing my ass out... my mom says "dont say shit's on the net"

but i still wish someone from my place would says that :D hahahahha
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You should have wore it over your head :D
Im glad I'm not XXXXXXL size
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hahaha on the surface thats hilarious
but keep in mind like you said, it could be a plant
or the "other guy" could have been over generous with himself... ive heard of guys like this. boy do they get a huge surprise when the dam thing slips off XD

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Hahaha this made my day!
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Hahaha dude, I envy your ability to laugh at yourself. Thats just golden, thanks for the laugh
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next time tell her:

"okay sweet heart, let me show you something.."

then take a regular condom and stretch it over your forearm.
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Yea you gotta laugh at yourself sometimes. Just not all the time because then you'd end up in an insane asylum.

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