| It was a lazy Sunday afternoon. The weather was nice and warm so I call up a female friend of mine and invite her to come to the beach with me in San Francisco.
On the way there I encounter heavy traffic close to the toll bridge. So as I’m sitting there bored switching the radio from station to station I suddenly hear a sweet voice shout out "Hey". I look to my left and meet eyes with this very cute blonde holding up her phone. Confused but trying to look cool I smile.
Jermained: What’s up?
Her: Hey take down my phone number.
Jermained: Take down your number?!?!? (Pause)... Ha aight, what’s your number?
{So I call her}
Jermained: Hi random freeway girl. Are you a psycho killer prying on innocent handsome young men?
Her: Ha. NO! I was falling asleep at the wheel, and I needed someone to keep me awake.
We do the fluff talk blah blah blah. I notice she’s driving a 2007 Lexus ES 350 compared to my old 1996 Acura TL 2.5, so of course I dare her to a race. Aww it was fun weaving through cars across the Bay Bridge pretending to almost crash into her while random fuckers honk their horns and flick me off. Good times.
Anyway we exchange goodbyes and agree to talk again later. We chat it up off and on for the next couple of days. I use my phone sex operator game.
Jermained: Wow you know what?
Her: What?
Jermained: YOU HAVE A SEXY ASS VOICE!
Her: Haha whatever.
Jermained: Shit. I feel like I should be paying $1.99/min for this call. Hey, if my phone bill is high you’re paying for it.
Fast-forward to that Friday she calls me up while I'm at work. She tells me that she is on her way to her friends place in Marin for drinks and she wants me to come through. I agree, give her directions to my job. She gets there looking better than what I remembered (Excitement really kicks in). I tell her to move over I'm driving her car. It was a joke, but to my surprise she handed over the keys.
So we get to her friend’s place, and I find out they are having a mini get-together. I’ve trained myself for these kinds of situations, so instantly I go into social proof mode. Introduce myself to everyone using the genuine smile (ie don’t just smile when you see someone, otherwise it will come off as fake. Pause, get their name, look them in the eyes first, and then give a real smile. Politicians do it all the time. Practice it.) Give out compliment on what they are wearing or what they are talking about ect. depending on the crowd, and just gain people's trust.
Everyone is laughing drinking having a good time, and I make sure to keep the kino up with my target. She tells me that she is moving to Vegas in a week, so I figure that even if the f-close doesn’t happen that night I still had a connection out in Vegas. Later after everything died down and people start to leave, we cuddle up on the couch and fall asleep. The next morning her friend has to go to work early and we have the house all to ourselves. Hell yea!!! So I begin with slow escalation. Pull her closer to me, the triangular look, whisper in her ear random shit, kiss her neck, pull her on top of me, and kind of calculate from there how aggressive/soft I needed to be based on her body language. No LMR, and I have to say, with her on top, she gave me the best ride I have ever had. I guess that’s ironic considering how we met.
On the way back home I asked her what made her want to talk to me out of all the random people on the freeway that day. She said that she thought I was cute, but what really got her attention was a flashy tie I had hanging up in my back window.
That tie was there from when I went out to a club a while ago and I left my dress shirt and tie hanging up in the back window. So that goes to show, you never know how random adventures can get started.
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