im not sure if this is going to be of any help or value, so if youre looking for tips, then dont read on. but stick around for a funny incident at the end.
so the other day, MY LAST DAY at taco bell, an old friend of mine shows up. i decide to be nice and give her free drinks while were catching up. later that night, she gets on myspace, and tells me to get on aim. the convo pretty much goes like this:
her: hey, how've you been? and thanks for the free drinks lol.
me: yeah, i give them out to all my friends. ive been good, you?
blah blah blah....
her:maybe we should hang out sometime?
me: oh yeah, that sounds like fun
her: but whats there to do?
me: well...secks!
her: lol yeah, thats good <3
i always thought that she was kidding around like i was. i wasnt interested in gaming her, since we were friends from high school. but then:
me: (later on) wait, were you being serious?
her: maybe.
me: lol, i need a yes or a no w00man.
her: maybe
me: ill take that as yes
her: what makes you think that?
me: well generally, people dont grin seductively when theyre turning somebody down lol.
her: you caught me lol.
i wish i would have saved the convo, this is all i remember. but it turns out that shes been having withdrawals. and she always thought i was "sexy as hell" in the high school days. i do actually remember, she was a junior and i was a sophomore, she had a crush on me. but i nicely turned her down and we stayed friends. anyways, we decided to meet the next day. we met at our mall, drove her car down to the place off in some woods, and made use of that big back seat in her car. PLUS! she was on the pill, so i got to finish in her:P
anyways, something funny after the end: before we got into it, she stuck her gum on the car door handle so she wouldnt choke on it. turns out when i was getting her doggystyle, it hit my ass. i didnt notice till i got home and it was stuck in my ass hairs. do you know how much of a fucking awkward angle that is to cut gum out of your ass?
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