Just to keep count, if for nothing else.

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The “Four Fs” are the four basic drives that animals (including humans) are evolutionarily adapted to be good at: fighting, fleeing, feeding, and reproduction.

I keep a journal where I write all my experiences with lot of self-criticism, trying to find out my sticking points and keep track of my success.

On a side node, there's a book called "Love in the time of cholera" by Gabriel García Márquez where the main character, Florentino Ariza, keeps a log of his girls eventually f-closing 600+ of them. Nice reading.

600, not a bad number!

I tried to read 100 Years of Solitude a good few years ago but I was weirded out by the surreal/postmoderny style, it was sort of like a bad LSD trip.

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The “Four Fs” are the four basic drives that animals (including humans) are evolutionarily adapted to be good at: fighting, fleeing, feeding, and reproduction.

I used to buy the same calendar every year and on that calendar whenever I f-clozed a girl I would write her name in the box of the day that I f-clozed her. I also used to keep all the phone numbers of all the girls that I picked up and store those numbers in my cell phone. Then I would calculate that number against how many girls I actually f-clozed. The rate came out to 1 f-cloze for every 14 number closes. Eventually the memory on my phone overloaded and I couldn't store all the girls numbers anymore so I had to start erasing the info of girls who I picked up which had turned to dead leads. I'm not going to say how many girls I have f-clozed because I know I'm just going to get a lot of hater comments. Too bad people like that on this forum exist although most of the guys on here have been cool.

Go on, throw out a number.

Also.... I have to say this... why do you guys insist on using the word "f-close?" It drives me fucking nuts.


Had sex with!
Banged!
Fucked!
Porked!
Slept with!
Cocked!
Dicked!
Shagged!

F-close is just unnecessary and nerdy, in my opinion.

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The “Four Fs” are the four basic drives that animals (including humans) are evolutionarily adapted to be good at: fighting, fleeing, feeding, and reproduction.