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Barney Stinson
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 2:23 am 
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Last Friday I picked up this girl from a club. We decided to walk to her apartment only about 20 mins away. On the way she says to me "Just so you know we are not having sex tonight. Not until you take me out on a proper date." I just respond by kissing her.

We get to her apartment she shows me where her bedroom is and she goes into the washroom. When she comes back into her bedroom she finds me naked. And needless to say she was so impressed with my confidence and bravado she put up no LMR.

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Ps: I did steal this move from How I Met Your Mother.
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^MAD RESPECT!!!!!

I've been thinking of trying this for a while but haven't yet. I reckon it'd just fry the girl's circuits into doing it with you...how could she resist? Apart from everything else, there is so many biological, evolutionary and psychological factors going for you.

Mad respect man.
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haha Legan-dary! Nice move man...works 2 out of 3 times!
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Barney Stinson
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Ha yes! You guys know exactly what I'm talking about. This was one of my finer moments. Because me and some friends debated whether or not it would work. And it did. Actually it worked perfectly.

I plan on using this move at some point in the near future.

I think I should email the writers at How I Met Your Mother and thank them for getting me laid.

B-Man
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I lol'd at this, just b/c I was thinking if she said no, how awkward the re-dress would be.

Gusty, very gutsy.
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Your a legend. keep up the good work

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@ Starfox

I would just sit there naked and start watching the tube.
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ah, the legend..wait for it.....ary naked man move

so what pose did you do when you got naked lol?
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I lol'd at this, just b/c I was thinking if she said no, how awkward the re-dress would be.

Gusty, very gutsy.
Haha you could just say "Gosh isn't it hot in here?" or act like it's perfectly normal.

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That's the greatest thing I have ever heard. When I saw that episode me and my friends debated it for a while and came to the consensus that it would work far less often than they suggested. The fact that it actually worked might bring the debate back...
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lol... the naked man, outfuckingstanding. Good work my man good work.
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