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PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2009 10:44 am 
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The random nature of this f-close remains a personal reminder that day game may have its very own unpredictable dynamic but if you dive right in there, the rewards can be anything. In my case, HB7with a sense of humor and nice legs. Last week, I took a day off from work and with my free time, jumped into the pool at my condo. Like most condos, the pool is in the centre and people can view it from their balconies.

So, Im sitting by the pool after a swim when I look up one of the balconies and there's two HBs, a 7and 9. The 9 is a local, Chinese HB and she's a housewife so I get to see her around the place walking her dog and smoking. The 7 was also Chinese (later found out from South Korea) and just hanging around. Both in their late twenties.

I wave a flirty wave at them and they laugh but its the HB7 that waves back.

I call her with my index finger, motioning her to come down and she laughs, shakes her index finger from side to side to say no. Anyway, I continue with my swimming and stop to catch my breath, read my magzine and just as I'm back in the pool and about to swim a final time, HB7 comes down with HB9 and they're apparently walking to the car park but decide to use the longer route - the one that will get them to walk next to the pool while I'm standing in it.

HB9: "you live here, isn't it?"
ME: "Yes, I only come out of the water on sunny days."

I smile at her and they both do that thing that some Asian women do, they laugh like teenagers. Now, they're not exactly standing over me but I can see HB7's nice legs all the way to the middle of her thighs but she's standing with ehr feet close so that's all I can see. HB9 is standing a bit further off but is in jeans so isnt too worried about giving me upskirt action.

ME: "I'm almost done here...did you guys want to use the pool?"
HB7: "We can use the pool even when you're here." (trying to brush me aside)
ME: "Oh, so you guys are comfortable with a stranger looking at your bodies?"

HB7 tries to navigate herself out of it, "No, I meant its alright, you dont have to leave."

ME: "Oh, okay...i thought you weren't comfortable with me seeing you in your bikini. It's cool then, you're okay with your body. I'm okay with seeing you in a bikini. Deal?"
HB7: "We're not swimming today..."
ME: "You don't have to swim to be in a bikini."

HB9 looks restless and begins to walk away slowly.

ME: "Sorry for borrowing your friend...what's her name?"

HB7: "You want ot see me in a bikini but cant ask my name?"
ME: "I know her, not you. Im just watching my manners."

Anyway, turns out HB7 has lived in Australia for most of her life and she was going with HB9 to pick up HB9's son from school. I tell HB7 she can sit and tell me about Australia if she likes coz there's no fun waiting for kids to finish kicking a ball with their friends. She laughs and says she has to go but if I'm to it, we can have a chat again after lunch when they're back from picking up her friend's son.

ME: "Its my day off so I'll be writing. Come pick me up later."

I tell her the unit number of my condo and she saves it in her phone and asks me if she can bring anything. I catch on that she's not intrested in going out later so I tell her to bring "something to eat".

HB7: "Something to eat...like what?"
ME: "Bring something you think I'll like and I'll prepAre you a drink I think you'll like."
HB7: "Sounds fair enough...I have to run, HB9 is going to be pissed! See you later then!"
ME: "Enjoy your lunch!"

Cut to the details. She comes with a Greek salad and I prepare her a cider (i know, very lazy) and grab myself a beer. We're sitting at the balcony and shooting the shit and once in a while, I'm talking to her and using her name.

ME: "Are you planning to go back to Australia, HB7?"
"HB7, is your drink okay?"

Later, she asks me where the bathroom is and after she's done pissing or telling herself to either give it up or give me LMR, I take the chance to show her the apartment. Explain the paintings, show her my music collection...turns out she's a fan of indie pop and I tell her im into old school hip-hop. We sit on my couch and I ask her what girls in Australia are like (asking her about South Korean girls would have been too straighforward).

HB7: "They're (blah blah blah)
ME: "Blah blah blah. Anyway, I've got work tomorrow. I should probably turn in."
HB7: "Yeah, you should. You don't have to walk me all the way. Thanks for the drink."
ME: "Thanks for the salad."
HB7: "You barely touched it."
ME: "You barely touched me but I'm not complaining."
HB7: "I didnt think you wanted to be touched."

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I decide to play the Touch-n-Kiss game. I tell her to her touch me where she wants meto kiss her.She touches me on my neck. I kiss her and then I tell her I'm going to touch her where I want her to kiss me. By now, I've already leaned into her. I touch her on her cheek ... as she leans in to kiss my cheek, I tilt slightly and her lips lock with mine. We kiss (she's a good kisser) and then she pulls away gently.

HB7: "You cheated" she says and looks at me with a naughty smile.

I smile and she touches me on my chest, forgetting the game we're playing.

I unbutton her top and she leans back..."What are you doing?"

ME: "You touched my chest..."
HB7: "No, I didnt mean to...I mean, I just touched you after we kissed..."

She keeps talking and I've already started sucking on her left nipple and I manage to take off the top. She's topless and I'm kissing her when she stops me.

HB7: "I can’t do this..."
ME: "You're right, let's go to the bedroom..."

I grab her by the hand and LEAD her into my bedroom; she stands at the door and leans into the frame, hesitant. I walk up to her, kiss her on her lips and grab handfuls of her boobs. Not much detail after this as we went at it three times before passing out. She snuck out at 2 A.M but not before she dialed herself using my phone and saving her number.

I have to add here that HB7 was on holiday from South Korea visiting her friend so the element of me being vacation sex was definitely a bonus in getting me some. Not that I have one damn complaint.


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PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2009 4:58 pm 
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HAHAH those asian chicks always try to be tricky but its a fucking joke...why is that? Like you obviously knew she was into you the whole time but then the bulshit resistance at the end...a feeble attempt? Was she shy or anything of that nature when you were making the move in on her..?

"She snuck out at 2 A.M but not before she dialed herself using my phone and saving her number. "

I bet when you found that out you put on that smirk :lol:


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 6:47 pm 
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ME: "Thanks for the salad."
HB7: "You barely touched it."
ME: "You barely touched me but I'm not complaining."
HB7: "I didnt think you wanted to be touched."


That was good I like that.


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 7:41 pm 
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I agree with Therm, that line made me smile. Kudos good sir!

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 5:43 am 
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*Applaudes*

She was shit-testing you ALOT but you managed to pull through.

p.s. not ALL asian chicks are like that :lol:


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