We exchange texts first that go like this:
Background:
-I met her on My Space
-she was at work doing inventory
-our fav word is juxtaposition (Inside joke from on line)
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TEXT Convo (1 day after # close)
GM: 17… 18… 19… 20… 21… Did I mess up your inventory counting, haha
HB8: haha, No Im a master counter, Who is this?
GM: Master counter huh? That’s juxtaposition
HB8: oh how did I know! Hows your Sunday?
GM: Sunday is Funday. Hanging out right now. Who knows what the night will bring…
HB8: Well keep in mind it has to be something amazing if im living vicariously through you
GM: ok, but that’s just for this weekend… then its in person. Tonight… im thinking ill take out the pumpkin carriage and free a few captured unicorns.
HB8: Ok, I suppose unicorns and pumpkin carriages qualify. Take lots of pics for me
GM: Will do. Ill show em to you at taco bell when we go out tomorrow or Wednesday. You pick.
HB8: No way dude! I want sizzler! And I have tomorrow off for sure. So when do I get my free steak and all you can eat salad bar?
GM: haha sizzler, we’ll go out tomorrow for drinks and see how it goes. Lol. What part of SD are you in?
HB8: In in (City) do you want to meet around 6ish have food but you have to pick where we go… and it better be good!
GM: Don’t know if Ill be ready by 6. How about we meet around 730 for happy hour. Ill pick somewhere fun
HB8: 730 is good. Do you just want to pick me up at my place? Ur prolly in bed right now or at least you should be, so call me tomorrow. G’nite
GM: im watching Dane Cook. Ill pick you up at 7:34pm sharp! Haha what’s your address?
HB8: Please don’t be one of those crazy serial my spacers, in turn I promise that I am the person in my pics and they weren’t taken 10 years ago or 300 pounds lighter. Having said that, I'm looking forward to meeting you.
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In Person FR (2 days after # close)
So, I pick her up at 7:34 (by my watch) and she opens the door and I was pleasantly surprised. She had a tight little body and perky tits so I was like, ok, game on! She tells me I’m 2 minutes late (by her watch), but she’s smiling so I don’t care. I notice that she was playing Mario old school Nintendo while waiting for me and we talk about it for a minute and how I would school her in it and she retorts with “No, Way! I’ll crush you.” I figure this will be good to come back to later to get in her place so, I bring it up a few times during the night.
We go to a nearby bar that opened a couple months ago and it happens to be a few blocks from her house. Somehow she’s never been there. Whatever, I like it there and know the bartenders and whatnot and figure I can DHV there pretty well. We go in and there are a few people. Decent crowd, nothing crazy but enough to make it pretty social. Of course I hadn’t been there on a Monday before so, the people I knew weren’t working. Oh Well, I don’t need them, my game is tight …I think.
We sit at a table and order drinks. Pretty standard stuff and then she starts asking all the normal questions, like, “What’s your favorite movie?” and “music” and whatnot. I realized that I was immediately going into AFC mode and needed to switch up the convo fast. I started asking her if she was social and if she could just go up and talk to random people. She said no, but she liked that in a guy who was able to. Well this is what I do. I always introduce girls to other people in the bar weather I know them or not. Usually Ill have a story about us to tell and catch her by surprise as well. Like she just moved to the country and I am her English teacher and then I’ll tell her to say something. If she says it in an accent it’s funny. If she says it in perfect English, I pat myself on the back for being a good teacher. Either way it gets a good response.
She told me about a movie I hadn’t heard of and some funny clip. She said she would show me on youtube later. Ok, now I have Nintendo and youtube to get me back to her place.
There is a back area to this bar where the smoking area is but people also hang out there. So we go out there and she sites down. Instead of sitting also, I stay standing and high five the guys who walks by and get his name. He looks like any schmo in the bar so I ask who he’s with and he says that he works there. I ask him where his name tag is. Lol (People in So Cal night clubs don’t wear name tags so it was sort of an AMOG thing). He turns around to show the bar towel hanging out of his back pocket and says here it is. That was funny. (Touché) He continues to bartend and I return to HB8 and she liked the interaction, but then returned to normal questions. I didn’t like that frame so, I was like, “Hang on, I have a few questions for you”. She says ok and so I cube her. She loved this as most of them do and was all puppy dog eyed at the end so I knew it was going somewhere. Then I would Kino her here and there and then she started Kinoing me… a lot. Arm-in-arm, holding hands, rubbing my back, the works. In fact it was so much I almost wanted her to give it a rest and put her in the corner for a bit so I could breath and talk to other girls. But whatever, I was going to nail this chick and if she needed to rub my back first, what a fool I’d be to stop her.
We ended up playing pool, which I hate, but she wanted to and it was the most social thing there, so I said ok. We ended up winning the first game which I ran the table for the last 5 balls. She was impressed. Whatever. I started bringing up the fact that I was going to school her in Nintendo and she realized that she could get me back to her house that way (ASD) and took the bait. She would bring it up every 10 minutes to make sure I was going to go home with her. I figured, I’d solidify my position a little further by making out with her in the bar. So I grabbed her by the back of the hair, pulled her in close and gave her a gentle kiss to which she proceeded to make sure my tonsils were removed by checking with her tongue. Apparently she couldn’t tell because she checked every few minutes.
I said, we’re done here. Let’s get out of here. She agreed. We had about 10 blocks to go from the bar to her place and in that time she was leaning in my driver’s seat making out with me the whole way and I was driving with my left eye. Safety First, I always say.
. Alcohol + No depth perception = Glad you live close. I knew she had 2 roommates and I didn’t want to get cocked blocked somehow so I figured I turn her on a little more. As she’s leaning over kissing me and constantly throwing my car in neutral with her knee, I slid my hand down the back of her jeans and started fingering her. Yeah… I didn’t need to turn her on any more than she already was. She was ready and I was prepared to deliver.
We got to her house… No Nintendo… No You Tube… Just straight to the bedroom . Clothes off… tongues in a lot of unmentionable places... positions only contortionists should be able to perform. I don’t need to give ALL the details but I’ll tell you it lasted 2 hours and I think we ran the list of all the “normal” positions + 5 or 6.
I ended up shooting a solid 5-roper all over her back, the 4th of which landed in her ear. Pretty impressive considering I was behind her. I laughed, she didn’t.
Cheers Fellas and Happy Hunting
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