I rarely write these reports but this one is to just show that any guy with a some confidence and a little game and some persistence can absolutely pick up any girl . . . any where . . .

After living the last 3 years of my life all over Asia and spending time in major cities throughout the World, I came back to the States and found myself in a part of Florida that is very "white". This type of shit is quite unusual in the bigger cities but . . . I pulled into the gas station to fill up my rental car and this big truck driver type guy pointed to me and commented, "This guy speaks GOOD English," after he heard me speak with the cashier. (I told him that I speak 'good English' because I am American as baseball and apple pie) I mean, I heard more "Bruce Lee" jokes in this town than I did in my whole life time. Just for the hell of it, I challenged myself to score a hot local white chick that all the local AFC's were drooling over in their own turf. What I discovered that in these backwards hick places is that there's A LOT of cock blocking going on. They really like to protect "their pussy", even if they can't get any! Ha ha ha . . . (Name of town withheld to protect the innocent)

Sarge 1. Walked into a bar and immediately sat right next to a sweet looking blonde. I don't remember my opener. I was doing my laundry and walked into the bar next to the laundry shop for a beer during the dry cycle. She was chatting with her not-so-sweet looking friend who used her as a dhv. Did my usual routines . . . "sex only after the third date" . . . "fun adventures" . . . "kissing styles of the World" . . . after an hour, we were holding hands and she crept her hand up my thigh. # closed her easily but when my big ass iphone popped out of my pocket, everybody noticed. The bartender came over and cock blocked by telling the girl loudly so everybody could hear, "So ______, you're giving out your number to ANOTHER guy AGAIN?!?!"

The girl cried and hugged her friend . . . the ugly, jealous friend took this opportunity to cock block me as well and hugged the pretty girl for what seemed like an hour. Game over . . . I walked out.

Sarge 2. Another day, another bar . . . Talked up a pair of cute girls. One is hot, the other is plain. (It's almost always this way isn't it?) Tried to comfort the ugly one but she knew exactly what was going on. I could only # close the ugly one because while I was getting her number, another cock blocking guy (another bartender again) swooped up the hottie and took her for a tour of the bar/restaurant. The ugly one never called back. she obviously knew I was only calling to get into her friend's pants. I did my best.

Sarge 3. Another night . . . Went to a sports bar with a good friend's "uncle". (Not really his uncle . . . just an older friend.) We went fishing all day long and the guy was totally cool . . . until, I zoned into the blonde chick that walked in the bar showing off her super short skirt. Everybody just sat there and stared. She looked like she was checking out after one beer and a salad so I walked around the bar. (EVERYBODY was still staring)

Me: Are you leaving already? My father and I wanted to buy you a drink . . . (pointing at the "uncle")

Her: Who? That guy? . . . You don't look alike at all . . .

Me: Well, yeah, we get that all the time . . . OK, I lied, he's not really my dad but in fact my uncle.

Her: ??!?!! Ha ha ha ?!?!

Me: Well no, I lied again. OK, I'm going to come straight because you know how this lying game can SNOW BAAAALLLLL . .

Her: (Ha ha ha ha ha)

Me: He's actually this gay stalker type guy that I just met tonight. He's been freaking me out. I need your protection.

Her: I carry a 357

Me: That is so hot . . .

Both: blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

(Then I see "uncle" fumbling for the check. I thought he was going to pay for the whole thing. I told the girl that I would go and, "pay for the check and be right back." )

Here's where I make the biggest mistake. I tell "uncle" that I am going to pay the check. (He's a cheap ass so he lets me do it) Then I tell him, "See that girl? I'm going to fuck her tonight." Never did I think that he'd be a hostile cock blocker. But yeah, some old geezers don't follow any codes and this one was a jealous, somewhat racist AFC. I look back at the other end of the bar and the cute blonde is still waiting for me like a good little girl. (After having taken care of her check already)

So I go back to her and work towards yanking her out of this bar. My strategy was to tell her directly that my "uncle friend" would get protective of me if she and I left together at the same time. So I would tell her to leave first, then I'd follow shortly afterwards. (Of course the real reason I would tell her this would be to protect her rep somewhat and increase the chance of compliance) If we walk into another bar together and leave together, most would just consider us "together" and not think of it as a "pick up".

Then the "uncle" shows up . . .

Uncle: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah the fuck, blah, blah . . .

Ruins everything. So I get her number, a peck on the cheek, a hug, and tell her I will call her later. On the following weekend, I had to help a friend deliver his boat to lock away during hurricane season. I told that she could join us but since this was a one way trip, logistics with cars might be difficult. She suggested we just meet afterwards. (She put her cards on the table . . .) I suggested instead that she take a long drive to pick me up, then drive me down to the starting point . . . then I'd drive her back to her car after the delivery. She was good with that. Great day . . . plenty of beer, wine, and snacks, and sneaking make-out sessions every time my buddy went below decks for anything. Afterwards, grabbed dinner . . . and afterwards, I grabbed her.

Took a few days but still managed to get a ONS out of it . . .

Summary: In these Confederate Flag flying spots, I'd say it's even EASIER for a non-native to score in one on one situations. You're the strange mysterious guy . . . and if you can crush their stereotypes with a confident and solid game, most girls just seem mystified . . . On the other hand, I have never seen the level of cock blocking I've seen here. Holy shit, these guys are insecure . . . or competitive . . . depending on how you look at it.

I used to live in Jacksonville so I know exactly what you're talking about (and I'm Asian). However, I've heard as many Jet Li jokes as I've heard Bruce Lee jokes haha. When I went to Louisiana, it was all Lou Kang from there.

Sounds like some of those cockblocks came from the fact that the south is a lot more conservative and therefore sexually oppressive to women. That bartender saying shit like "You're giving your number to ANOTHER guy AGAIN?" was in line with that whole "slut" labeling system. Did she actually cry? That shit's so fucked up; but, then again, so is the KKK.

Oh, and I'm moving this thread to Lay Reports.

Let me tell you how backwards these guys are . . . I don't think they would even know who Jet Li is let alone Lou Kang . . . wait a second . . . who's Lou Kang?

In regards to the sexual liberation thing . . . I think these kids fuck around just as much as anybody else. They just seem more country style about it just like any other small town folk in any other parts of the World. The girl from "sarge 3" (I should say woman) is not a typical country girl however. She took off from home at age 16 and hitch hiked to California and all over the Country . . . married a rocker (you'd recognize the guy) and lived the rock and rollin' life for a while until the divorce. Ran her own business(s) and was powerful enough to just grab everything and go to a part of the World that attracted her when she wanted a change. Her control over her life was a huge turn on for me and I practically fell in love. Everyday is merely a fresh canvas for her and that's how I aspire to live my own life. We're still communicating, although our geography and personal situations don't exactly allow anything more.

The sex is just a tiny bonus. For me, being able to meet incredible people, befriending them, and learning more about our similarities as well as differences has been the true gift of our little game. Now, I'm traveling up North to more familiar surroundings.

Oh yeah, that other girl crying. The whole thing is just an act. She's got to pretend it hurts her to be labeled a certain way. Her friend pretends to comfort her. She pretends to be comforted . . . I have no time for that fake shit. . . although if I really wanted to F her, I suppose I would have worked on it further.

And to wrap it up somewhat . . . I'd guess that this type of cock blocking goes on everywhere. A white dude approaches a group in Shanghai, Seoul, or Tokyo and they all go on "high alert" protection mode. It's all just a part of the game when we apply ourselves Internationally . . .

Lou Kang from Mortal Kombat dude!

But yeah I didn't even know that, either, until some white or black guy had to explain it to me after he said I looked like him.

I was in Columbia a few weeks ago, I know exactly what you mean! The guys down there are soooo easy to out game. They usually do it to themselves, mabye it's the "southern gentleman" mentality down there, but the girls I talked to down there all say that the guys are extremely needy/creepy/afc. Great post.

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I can totally relate to this on two levels:

1. I went to college in some hick town in Tennessee. I had two friends: one was Thai, but born in America and the other had come to America to study from Brazil. These guys got fine southern white pussy like their was no tomorrow, while I was left getting hit on by fat white chicks most of the time.

2. Now I live in Japan where I might see one or two other white guys in a day. As long as I pick up girls where Japanese dudes aren't around the pussy flows to me like an eternal river. I hate this country like you wouldn't believe: the racism, the cramped living conditions, the jungle heat in the summer and paying obscene amounts of cash for food. But I'll tell you one thing: I will never, ever get tired of fucking that tight Japanese snatch that yields so easily to me.

I'll remember that one.

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