i wanted to throw her out of my car!!!



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PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 2:05 am 
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1 1/2 weeks ago i sarged this hb7. I ran my routine and because we were both drunk it didn't take long for us to make out. it was probably more of a drunken talk than game i guess. I played the whole cat string thing on her and feeling like a superstar attitude so she just kept pushing herself to me. even when she kissed me every now and then i would turn a little bit so her lip would only touch the sides of mine and i would look at her and smile( i've been doing that a lot lately and it works for me). So i called her 2 days later and arranged a a get together, i talked to her for exactly 1min and 23sec following my book's advice not to talk for long(im new at this, about 3 weeks now). i couldn't think of anything but movies because i didn't really have much to say to her and i was too lazy to study lines for an hb7. movies was probably best because i wouldn't have to talk too much. after that we drove back towards her place. She had a habit of making these weird noises that go with the beat of my music and she would start to do little dances to it(hands in the air). i didn't react or anything but this was really annoying me because she looked like she was trying so hard to look cool in front of me. before we got to her place i suggested that we hang out for a bit more and without hesitation she happily agreed to it. i have been looking around her area for a spot 20min before i picked her up and i found this secluded riverside. i parked right on the boat ramp so the water was right in front of us and it even felt like we were on it. we talked blah blah blah and then bang bang bang... we put our clothes back on and before you know it...FUCK! she started making weird noises again to the music and putting her hands in the fucking air.I said i was gonna go out for a bit and get some fresh air. She followed still making the fucking noise. I had enough so i said to her that it was getting late and that i have an early shift the next day so i took her home. Man... i really felt like kicking her out of my car every time she made those weird noises. she still sends me messages but i hardly reply. i don't wan't to keep her hopes up... anyway hope you guys enjoyed the story.

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pua-ing ppl has its comebacks some times but who cares . . . all is fair in love and war 8)

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LOL this is too funny


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I think by us learning the game and getting better, we lose old problems such as being afraid to talk to girls or never getting laid... along with doing so we take on new problems, psycho girls, annoying ones and clingers.... My dude was givin me shit about a clinger I bagged the other night and I said hey its better I have a clinger problem than no problem at all like all the other AFC's... it just comes with the game...


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hahaha bad luck do the whole two week thing like send her a txt message once or twice a week for two weeks then stop altogether she would get bored and move to other things


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or loosen up and be patient ;)

she was probably just having some fun. you should have joined in the silliness.

If she annoys you, you get two options:
a.) stop gaming her and move on.
b.) let her know that her being a doofus is really bothersome. She will either appologize, or she will be annoyed by the fact what she is doing bothers you.

If you take option B - she either stops hanging out with you or she stops the annoying-ness and you two still get to fool around.

Any of the options are a win. But it never hurts to have extra people in your life. They add to your personality.

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thats a funny story, it reminds me of a girl that used to do the same thing whenever she heard hip hop music. I would just neg her righ away on how funny she looked when she was doing the little dance and get her extra laugh: she would stop doin that after a while (with a smile in her face). In the car is even worse, cuz you guys where isolated. If I was u I would have probably just negged her and move to a routine.
Anyhow, its ok to have certain standards, you dont necessarly need to like all the girls of this world


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She could be just testing your patience



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I think by us learning the game and getting better, we lose old problems such as being afraid to talk to girls or never getting laid... along with doing so we take on new problems, psycho girls, annoying ones and clingers.... My dude was givin me shit about a clinger I bagged the other night and I said hey its better I have a clinger problem than no problem at all like all the other AFC's... it just comes with the game...
Yeah its all true, I've had too many clingers, stalkers an psycho bitches, the only way to get rid of them is to REVERSE your game an let he meet one of your mates.

Ask her to come out, act like you are TRYING to get her to come out, and qualify yourself to her eg. dont worry, Im not drunk well only a little, promise :)

Give your mate an her loads of attention, and get drunk, Talk about sex like you are implying that you are intrested (reverse neg :lol: )

Then watch her "break your heart :roll: " silly little bitch with her head hel high all confident. Remember this is what you deserve for not treating her like a princess like most AFCs did at first.

Then afterwards, ignore her an have a laugh with your mate, and she will work out that you dont care and feel silly and embarassed, an wont contact you again.


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... Terrets Sydrome?...

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:lol: I've met girls like this. Ever see Elaine on Seinfeld dancing? It's just one of those things man. :lol:

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great story lol!

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thats never happened to me before im kinda sad..lol :(

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... Terrets Sydrome?...

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nope (it's tourette syndrome by the way)
only reason i bring this up (and not to be an ass or anything) is because i had tourettes (thankfully i've pretty much grown out of them)... vocal tourettes are the rarest form of tourettes and would have been accompanied by some other sort of muscle spasms (which i'm sure would've annoyed him more than the weird noises)...
in fact most people with tourettes have very mild forms -- involuntary tics include things like excessive blinking or nose flaring etc.

i realize that had nothing to do with pua... but because i had tourettes i felt obligated to mention it and clear up the stereotypes


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Makes me think of that Dave Chappelle episode where he makes fun of the car commercial haha.


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in fact most people with tourettes have very mild forms -- involuntary tics include things like excessive blinking or nose flaring etc.
A guy at my work does that rapid eye blinking as his eyes roll back into his head while he's talking sometimes. It always bugged the hell out of me but I never said anything about it, and now I'm glad I didn't because I didn't know it was involuntary. I'm seeing a girl who I saw do that once or twice, and I'm going to not mention it because now I know it is involuntary. Better to neg voluntary things. Thanks dude.


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