When this Chinese HB6 and I walked into the pub last night, I knew I was going to f-close her. I’d already kissed her in her car and was just buying time before taking her home and fucking her like a porn star. But let’s go back about 24 hours. Long before I went balls deep into her!!

Friday night after work, I did a solo sarge at the KLCC Mall just down the road from my office. Still had my bag but was dressed down – being casual Friday and shit. Meant to pick up a couple of men’s magazines and then shoot the shit with whatever happened with HBs. Got to the bookstore, hit the men’s mag section and picked up GQ and Esquire … to my left, this Chinese HB6 was looking at those bright-colored celebrity mags and I opened her. I’m hopeless around Chinese HBs with fashion sense and blow-job lips …

ME: Wow, I ask you a question about celebrities?
HB6: Go ahead … (her voice was slightly high-pitched … which was a bit off-putting but never mind)
ME: If you were famous, what would it be for?
HB6: Sorry?
ME: What would you be famous for if you were a celebrity?

She laughs and stares at the magazine looking for answers ….

HB6: I don’t know … fashion design maybe haha
ME: I think you’d be famous for your lips … you could be like, one of those lipstick models…
HB6: Wow, thanks!
ME: Are you serious? That would be the worst reason to be famous…you’d have every guy wanting to kiss you! …. (I move in and lightly pull at her elbow) you’re the lipstick girl, right? … let’s kiss!!

She laughs loudly and this HB….maybe 3 or 4….looks at me and frowns slightly. I’m thinking since I’ve got HB6 laughing, I might as well try and get into her pants.

ME: Are you going to buy that mag or just stand there looking like an innocent little girl?
HB6: But I’m innocent! What do you mean?
ME: I don’t know, sometimes I just say whatever I want
HB6: Don’t you get into trouble? People around here can’t take strong opinions

TIMEOUT!!! If I didn’t notice that line, the conversation would have ended up about anthropology or some non-sexual shit like that. I wanted to SAME-DAY this HB and my balls were rooting for me. Anyway, we talked some more about what she does (an assistant at a pet shop) and if her number had digits in it (huh… anyway, I gave her my phone and she punched it in and … notice this, she called herself and saved my number. Asked for my name and I told her my real one, she thought it was an interesting name)

Said she couldn’t make it for the night coz her housemates were already planning a night out but I should call her sometime so we can “do a movie and guess what the stars are famous for.” I walked away from her with a hug and made her promise to be free Saturday night …

Which brings us to last night when we texted for a bit in the morning and agreed to meet at Mid Valley – another mall in KL (there’s more than enuf malls to sarge in this city!!) She tells me to meet at her at the Adidas store when I get there, we hug and get weird stares coz I’m foreign (yeah, KL can be like that) and she’s dressed in a tight dress that’s revealing a body I hope to get into bed later.

We do dinner, she orders a Greek salad and I mention to her that olives are good for something I’ll show her later that night. We laugh, I run kino and then feed her and just fuck around. It’s ten PM and the restaurant closes so we head to the car park and get into her car…her dress lifts up to her thighs and I grab an eyeful.

She’s looking at me and I smile…. “You’re still famous for your lips, you know…”
HB6: “What are olives good for?”

Turns out to be a big mistake on her part…or maybe not coz I take a risk and lean in, pull her head close and look at her thighs and then back at her face …. “For this…”

I then pull back and tell her to take us to Bangsar where I know a great gastro-pub. Her face flushes and she grips her steering wheel.

HB6: “Why did you do that?”
ME: What, pretend I wanted to kiss you?
HB6: Yeah … not a nice thing
ME: Well, I haven’t built enough comfort so you’d not have kissed me back (LOL!! It’s fun talking PUA lingo to an HB!!)
HB6: How would you know I wouldn’t kiss you back?

I look at her and she’s stil got her hands on the steering wheel but has her upper body turned slightly towards me…I smile at her and move in without my hands or anything and she licks her lips and I know I’m kiss-closing. I run my tongue lightly across her upper lip then suck on her lower lip and we kiss for a few seconds, her hands get off the wheel and she touches my face with her free hand….

I pull back and smile. Tell her to go to an area called Bangsar where I know a great gastro-pub. We talk some more in the car, mostly about why I stopped kissing her and shit. We get to the pub and check this…

By my count, there’s about 8 women in the pub and about twenty plus guys. Two Chinese girls are crowded by two Indian guys, a European-looking dude and a Chinese guy. There’s two HB6s on the dance floor with some alpha dude dancing with both of them. The other women are sitting with their boyfriends and chatting intimately. Clearly, there’s going to be a lot of men going home to jerk off.

We sit at a table where we can view the pub and I decide to stand while she sits. I’m head-nodding to the music and she’s laughing at the chumps staring at her. I stand behind her and act like I’m whispering in her ear but just stealing a kiss on her neck…she jerks a little bit and looks at me….

HB6: You’re making the guys jealous
ME: Let me show you what will make them even more jealous….

I pull her off her chair and twirl her round and she laughs…we dance and she puts her hands around my neck and we’re dancing and laughing. She’s got a great bod and Im fast getting a boner…I kiss her again and she pushes me away gently…goes to the bathroom, I see this Indonesian-looking girl walk in. She sits at the counter, lights up a ciggie and orders her drink. Denim mini-skirt and all the guys are having a serious case of AA. So I figure, what do I have to lose by talking to an HB when I already have one.

I walk over and open, “Hey, you wanna join me and my girlfriend … we’re having a mini-party to celebrate the weekend!”

She looks at me, “No thanks.”

ME: Okay, to be honest she’s not my girlfriend but you’ll only get hit on tonight if you seem friendly so join us.
She looks at me again and smiles, “You’re smooth, aren’t you?”

I raise my hands in mock shock…then walk back to the table and she follows. LMFAO…the guys are nearly pissing razorblades!! She sits at out table and HB6 comes back, stares for a bit in surprise and I smile,

“Hey you…I just made a new friend …”

HB6 is not amused one bit but doesn’t sit down instead standing next to me with her arm around my shoulder (LOL!!) Mark your territory honey….anyway, I hold her hand and we’re shooting the shit again about the pub being a little dead when the European-looking guy walks over and tries to AMOG me…

“Why you keeping all the girls to yourself, bro?” he says laughing…
ME: “Oh, you know, I’m not here for an experience … I am an experience…”

He laughs and introduces himself to the HBIndonesian and I go, “You see!! I told you!!”

HB6 looks confused and I whisper the secret and she laughs…”Aww, you’re so sweet”

I grip her hand more and we talk some more about guys hitting on girls and it leads to asking why they do it and I say it’s the same reason why women go out. Can tell the tension is rising, coz Im rubbing my hand on her back and she’s resting her head on my chest as I talk to her…pretending she cant hear me clearly enough so she has to lean into my chest!!

We pay the bill, I give HBIndonesian a high five, ignore the guy and walk out with the HB6 following me behind. About twenty minutes later, she’s at my place, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button is playing in my DVD (it’s Asia – the DVD came out months ago…LOL!!) and the clothes start falling off, we’re kissing, her hands are soft and exploring and I have her down to her last piece of clothing … I was on my couch and she knelt in front of me and blows me forever…. put on a condom and f-close her on the couch with her still wearing her white panties with red flowers. Wasn’t the best sex but I‘ll choose that over jerking off.

She’s coming back in the afternoon. She just left to go pick up some clothes and DVDs at her place coz Monday’s a holiday so it’s a long weekend.