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PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 1:55 pm 
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Ok so I'm at home watching Family Guy reruns on FOX and I start to get really really bored so I think fuck this and head into the city on my bike. It takes about ten minutes cuz I'm pedalling hardcore so I'm all sweaty by the time I get to the library (thank god for deoderant haha). I lock my bike up and head on down Queen Street (the main shopping street in Brisbane). I pick a nice little spot between 2 shops and lean against the wall. It's about 8:30pm but there's a hell of a lot of people walking around.
My aim is to try and cold approach moving targets and get them to stop and talk to me. A challenge indeed but I was gonna persevere. So first one comes along probably a 6.5 with her 5 friend and I go to say something but AA rears it's ugly head as adrenaline courses through my body. I quickly push on and ask:
"Hey do you guys-"
Then suddenly a HUGE blowout. Utterly unexpected and unseen since I was about 12. These chicks just stifle smirks and quickly move on. Anyway I pretty much crash and burn almost every set as they simply walk past staring me down or they say they've "really gotta go".
Its about 9:30 when I decide to switch up the game and make the aim to try and get slapped without blatantly insulting the girl. Its much harder than it sounds, even with lines like:
"So you must be the fat one and you must be the short one"
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"Wow THAT'S what you've decided to go out dressed in?"
All they did was laugh it off, tell me to fuck off or death stare me. Anyway I'm getting bored and I'm about to head home and get some sleep (I had a lecture at 9am and it was already 10pm) when an HB9 walks along wearing bright red heels, fishnet stockings, the smallest miniskirt I've ever seen and a black boob tube. She has the biggest bitch shield face on ever and she's death staring pretty much anyone who looks at her so I yell:
"Hey are you heading to that pimps and hos party?"
She stops and looks at me
"No why?"
"Oh... Are you sure? Cuz you look like you are"
She walks on over and she's standing about an inch from my face death staring me like some serial killer and she asks:
"Are you saying I look like a hooker?"
I lock onto her right eye and try with all my might not to look down. I grin and say:
"Yea I guess so"
My grin drops to a cheeky smirk and I prepare myself for the slap... But it doesn't come, she just stares at me for a long long time. Then finally she says:
"Oh you are just too fucking cute, you're coming with me now"
So she grabs my hand and practically marches me down the street, around a corner, down another street, and onto Elizabeth street. She pulls me into some porn shop and buys a ticket for the cinema downstairs. I buy one too and she grabs my hand again and drags me through a door, down some stairs and into the dingiest place I have ever seen. There's dudes just blatantly batting off to porn in this little cinema thing. The HB9 pulls me into a private booth, switches the tv to some lesbian porn and locks the door, she pulls off her g-string, unzips my pants and starts sucking my dick while she's rubbing her pussy. Anyway she's gagging herself on my cock and I'm pretty hard so I pull her up by the throat, grab her leg and throw her onto the shitty little bed thing (like the ones they have in police holding cells) and start eating her out. I make her cum a few times then make her squirt all over the bed before I start fucking her hard. While we're screwing there's some dude who keeps looking through this peep hole thing and the HB9 keeps yelling at him to fuck off or she'll cut his dick off. Anyway I wont bore you with the details but we ended up having a marathon fuck session and by about 2:30am we were exhausted and slippery with sweat, cum, and pussy juice. We're both panting and practically unable to move when she says:
"OK time for me to go"
So we get our clothes on properly and head on outside.

When we get outside the shop she just turns around and says "bye" over her shoulder. As she's walking off I ask if I can get her number or even just her name and she laughs, says no and keeps on walking. So I don't know her name or her age (I'm guessing about 24) and I've already fucked her in every hole. Doesn't make sense. I head off to my bike and smoke a couple cigarettes on the way (I generally never smoke) and when I get to my bike some cunt's cut the tires so I have to walk it home and finally get to bed at about 3:30am only to get up at 8:30am for my lecture. And yes I was fucking exhausted and didn't learn a thing.

Anyway can anyone tell me if that instant f-close was pure luck or did I actually game her a bit?


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 9:08 pm 
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I think that girl had some nymphomaniac characteristics in her, but I also believe that she saw confidence in you. Those both, and the fact that she probably didn't have that hard to fuck strangers got you laid that night.
Just one view on the story


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 1:03 am 
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THAT WAS THE COOLEST STORY I EVER READ IN MY LIFE (just check yourself for stds) :shock:

morale of the story " you will be rewarded if you over come AA" :D


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wow thats still kinda scary fucking a girl with no condom who's that easy?

or you did have a condom?

w/e... fucking awesome story regardless, let the pua gods bless you and hopefully you didnt get any stds


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 4:20 am 
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Haha I hope to God I didn't. I'm gonna get a checkup tomorrow but I'm pretty sure I don't.
Oh yea I also forgot to mention that while I was walking home I checked my phone and saw I had a message from my ex saying how she still loved me more than I would ever know which made me feel pretty bad :(


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 5:42 am 
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Craziest shit I ever heard. I should do cold approaches I usually game chicks who I meet through friends or am a little acquainted with.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:23 pm 
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Nice I believe there are a ouple of things to understand 1. AA is meant to be busted from 2. EC is meant to be held until they break off I don't do this but after your story ill freaking death stare someone if i have to. 3. Sometimes just completely outrageous things can get you the best of rewards. I also hoped you had a condom because it seemed that she would do that to anyone whose balls meet the Requirement Nice tale.


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 1:14 am 
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aw that is some proper bullshit.. sounds like a typical porn scene
grow up man


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 2:59 am 
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aw that is some proper bullshit.. sounds like a typical porn scene
grow up man
You could apply that to a huge number of lay reports. This is a community where trust between us fellow PUA's in the making is vital, saying "NO WAY THAT HAPPENED DUDE" in lay reports is just... Pathetic, sorry.


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 9:27 am 
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I should do cold approaches
They're quite good to get over AA but I've kinda found that unless you're pretty damn good (which I'm not) then it won't really work 99% of the time.
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aw that is some proper bullshit.. sounds like a typical porn scene
grow up man
Lol why would I lie about being practically raped by a psycho.
Oh yea and I forgot to mention that when we were screwing she kept saying shit like "fuck me daddy" and worse things which I'm not gonna post on here.
Pretty sure she was damaged goods.


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 2:46 pm 
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This is a great report and some of you newbies should think about this.

This story is not 'unusual'. I have a buddy of who is a "sexual natural". This kid has fingered girls he just met in planes, buses, and trains. This kid . . . he goes hardcore sexual 24/7 . . . but how many girlfriends do you think he's had in his life?

The girl in the OP's story is somewhat of an anomaly but any of you CAN find chicks off the street and accomplish what the OP did. This is 100% totally possible. But if you do, you will NEVER be able to make that girl your "girlfriend" and it will be quite difficult to even get a 2nd fuck fest out of her.

Girls LOVE adventure and crazy wild sex but they NEVER settle down with the "creepy sex" guy they met on some trip and fingered her within minutes. This just doesn't happen. Even the crazy assed nympho in this story was quick to show that there will never, ever be a second meeting.

This is why setting your "personal goals" is an important aspect of this game. If you desire a LTR, you should open and routine a particular way. If you desire crazy seedy sex right away, you should open and routine a particular way. If you want a regular FB, then you should open and routine a particular way.

I have a few ladies . . .spread out in several cities . . .I DON'T even know some of their last names. They come over and we fuck . . . PERIOD. (But that is all I ever can get from them) I have a few girlfriends . . . I know their last names . . .

Very few one night stands go beyond "one night". . .


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Dude... you basically insulted her... (im not saying its a bad thing) but dude, she probably has herpes or AIDS and wanted to get you back for your shitty remark. Im not trying to be a hater here or anything... but dude... come on.... not too many chicks (freaks or even sluts) will just start blowing some strange cock and then put it in their snatch without at lease saying "are you clean", "are you sure"? If she asked you this, dont worry...(as much)... if she didnt... wait 3 months, then go get tested because the serious diseases dont usually show up for 3 months. Good luck... and dont be a douche bag... wrap your little buddy up! ALWAYS have condoms!


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ALWAYS have condoms!
Haha that's the thing about being a sex addict; condoms are kind of an afterthought. Plus I wasn't really expecting to screw anyone. Yea I've been getting tested every 3 months since I was 14 and I actually did fuck a girl with AIDS... Twice... I didn't know of course and neither did she at the time but I didn't get it. Buddy of mine fucked her about 10 times and he shit himself when she found out she had it but he tested negative. And she popped the side of her skull open with daddys revolver when she heard the bad news which I suppose is understandable.
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Dude... you basically insulted her...
I agree it was a bit extreme but surely it was more a neg?
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Very few one night stands go beyond "one night". . .
That's so true. Most of the girls I've fucked straight off the bat I've either never seen again, became casual fuck buddy's with no feelings for each other, or have become kind of, sort of, friends. I believe that LTRs are seeded with sexual tension and mutual respect that grows over time until you both can't take it any longer and fuck by which time you've invested so much in each other that you're in love with each other. And when you fuck someone you love it's more than just sex. It's amazing. At least that's how it worked with my ex-gf, till shit went awry and it broke down.


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Just thought I'd follow up and let you all know that I results back and I tested negative for everything.
So once again, fuck you STDs you'll never take me alive.


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Sounds like a load of shit to me. I don't know how stupid you have to be to fuck a random chick without a condom. The whole story sounds like something I would see in a porno. 7 Posts ftw...

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