Ok, so I had a party friday (as usual), and talked to this girl I knew and hung out with like 3 years ago. She was actually the 1st person who I got drunk with (Junior Year of High School).

Anyways, I was talking to her outisde while she was smoking cigarettes, and we were talking about old times. I used bunch of cocky funny with her and the other girls who were outside with us. There were prolly 3 dudes and 4 or 5 chicks outside with us.

I then looked at her and say hey, I wanna show you this hilarious video I found on youtube. We go up in my room, I show her the video, and kino escalate through out it. We then wind up in my bed all over eachother and she looks at me and says "Fuck me now!" so I take off my clothes and she takes off her shirt and pants. I then whip out my dick, slip a condom on it, and fuck the shit out of her. However, once again I am slightly drunk, and therefore can barely feel my dick, but can maintain an erection. We are fucking a good 5-7 min and she starts screaming and clawing my back yelling "Fuck me baby! Fuck Me!" after about 30-40 of this I stop, cuz I still can't blow my load and am tired.

I wait like 10-15 min, start fingering her and eating her out and she yells "I'm cumming baby, I'm Cumming!" Her ejaculate sprays me right in my face and mouth (It was pretty hot, and kind of turned me on). It tasted kind of bizzare, but not necessarily distgusting. My bed is now completely soaked in her ejaculate. I then fuck her again, while I bite her neck and pull her hair. Once we are done, we're both out of breath, tired, and end up having to sleep in my wet bed.
The next morning she looks up at me with a huge smile on her face and says "I've always thought you were really cute, and have never been fucked like that in my life." When she leaves I look in the mirror and see these huge red scratch marks on my back from her. My room reeks of sex and ejaculate, and my sheets are soaked. I have to light 6 candles and spray more than 1/2 a bottle of fabreeze to get the smell out.

The End.

All over your face lmfao. Good shit.

I was just talking to my co-worker about a girl he had fucked in his car that was a squirter.

He was 19 and she was 26 and they went to go get some food or something and were driving in his van.

Hector: Hey, so where do you wanna go?
SqurtsMcgee: How bout you pull over and fuck me?
Hector: Ok.

He pulls over and she starts giving him head in the front seat. He throws her ass in the back and starts hitting that shit doggy style in between the isles. Hes giving it to her pretty good, taking his shit out and slapping on her pussy a few times.

Eventually, he takes it out one more time slaps her clit and puts it in again, she grabs his arm tightly and moans, moans and MOANS...all of the sudden her legs begin to quiver and SPLAAAASH, splash, Splashyyy splash, her ejaculate goes fucking EVERYWHERE all over his good shorts, his seats, center console...this girl watered his van down like a garden of roses on a summer day. He said at the time it wasn't funny with a straight face.

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I like vagina.

Interesting, could you tell us what routines you used and openers etc...

I do mostly natural game stuff, so it was basically just telling some funny stories that have happened to me, and being cocky and confident. And I came off as the coolest guy in the group talking outside.
It also helped that I was the one throwing the party and it was at my house, cuz that boosted my social status through the roof on account of throwing some sick ass parties.

P.S. I can still smell her ejaculate in my room while im typing this. lol!!!

LOL!!
That totally reminds me...
I should probably change my bedsheets as I've had three girls on it in the last 24 hours. lol more like 17 hours. I laid on my bed today and could smell an array of fragrances.. ew

I've never ate out a girl and I'm interested in doing it to a particular girl I'm seeing. We have awesome sex but I want ULTIMATE sex ya know... How'd you go about eating her out and making her cum so ridiculously?

basically what they do in pornos? lol

I've just read multiple books on sex, watched a shit ton of porn, and have seen diagrams of the vagina. I did a combo of eating her out and David Shade's "Deep Spot," which is where with your index or middle finger (I prefer middle, cuz it's longer) do a "come hither motion" deep inside her. And for the eating out part I basically just interchanged between sucking hard on and tongue flicking her clit.

Yeah and pornos are good to take pointers on, cuz you can learn a lot from them.

That's the best excuse ever to watch porn


Nice LR anyways

hahahaha. i've never laughed so hard at a forum thread! im crying here!!
LMFAO
thanks for making my day guys

Nice one man, but why dont you just wash your sheets?

squirt* Squirt*

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"Fortes fortuna adiuvat "

i was once at a girls house for dinner with her parents and then we were going out later that night. we are up stairs and we start fooling around and next thing i know im eating her out by this point i had all ready blow a load so i had put my pants back on and taken hers off. great body 9.5 10 she is the hottest girl i have every touched. anways all of a sudden she reaches down and pushes my head away from her parts so im standing at the edge of her bed wonder why the fuck my legs feel soaking wet. i look down and im covered in ejaculant from belly button down. when i hear her mom yell wash up for dinner. im sitting in the bathroom with this girls blow drying trying to clean up i spot this air freshener srap on the tank of the toilet and spray me self major hardcore, i start to cry cuz this girls dad scares the fuck outta me i thought for sure he was going to take me out behind the wood shed and kill me. i go down stairs and her mom asks what happen i told her that the tap exploded on me. thank god they believe me or im pretty sure that i would not be hear to tell you this story

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Hollywood

Now this is the kinda shit I wanna hear, Kudos to you. Its always a good experience when youve got a gusher (squirter) nice job

One of the better Lay-reports I have ever read. Excellent.

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My goal: To become a Pickup Artist in everything but name.

And yeah, This is (still) just the beginning.

Hahaha HELL YEAH!!!! Dude I've wanted to fuck a squirter ever since I knew it could happen. You lucky bastard, I hate you. I hope you've done it again since

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