my first hb9



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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 5:06 am 
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i was walking around the club searching for my next victim and i noticed this little sexy girl walking towards me so i did an opener on her. my opener was a neg because thats the first thing that came across my mind. i told her that she had a nice dress that i have been seeing a lot and i asked her were she got it from.. she smiled and then she said that she was just gonna go downstairs to have a smoke. i thought she had already lost interest so i needed to bait her again. i told her that i had an intuition about her and she asked me what i meant. i said i could tell her deep insights about herself and that got her interested again. i told her to have a smoke first and i will tell her when she comes back. All of this was from the book "the game". I did the cube on her, throwing negs, palmistry, and so on. i had a cheat sheet with me and every time i looked at it it made her curious about what was on it. i teased her by saying "ok i will show you" and then i would pull it back to my pocket and say "nahhh maybe later" and then i would laugh. i left her for a little bit to see my friends and as i was walking downstairs to get a drink i saw her talking to 2 guys so i just looked at her and smiled and walked away as if i didn't really care. she ran after me and asked were i was going. she said that the guys were her friends ( i didn't believe that). I told her to intro me to them. these guys were massive and they happen to be black belts in hapkido. i needed to be an alpha male. i happen to be a purple belt in brazilian jiu jitsu. So i told them this and i couldn't believe that they were big fans of the art. every one ended up listening to me especially the girl. she looked amazed by the fact that i am only 5'5 having these 2 massive black belters listening to what i want to say. Now it was time to kiss close. i asked her how would she rate herself as a kisser on a scale of 1-10 and she replied by saying why don't you just find out now. i paused for a bit like i was thinking about doing it or not and then i went for the first base. 30 min later she invited me back to her hotel (she was here for the weekend to have fun without anyone knowing her so i guess she wanted to fuck around). we had a shower together and fucked on the bed while her friend was sleeping on the single bed next to us. one thing i regret was that i was drunk enough to not remember the little details that we did. i gave her a 9 because she looked like kate hudson, had nice body, perky pink tits and a sweet voice. she would have been a 10 if she was tall. i took photos of her so watch out because i am going to make a video with all my sarges and post it all on youtube. i will let you guys know when it's posted

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 4:59 pm 
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Hey Taipan,

Congrats dude, you've done things well. but telling you that doesn't help you, the only peice of critisism I have for you is that try and drink less when sarging. It slows reaction time and lowers conversation intelligence.

Keep on sargin',

Warden

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PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2007 11:43 am 
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great story dude, had 2 laugh at the cheat sheet

dm

ps. maybe u should look up 'paragraph' in the dic LOL


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Loved the report. Good luck with the sarges!

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only criticism is to not drink much. it's hard for me too 'cause you're having such a good time, but after a drink or two i'll switch over to water. atl east this way i still have a glass in my hand and if anyone asks why i'm drinking water, just tell them to piss off -- you don't need to be drunk to have a good time.

i gotta be honest, i never use a cheat sheet 'cause i think it's a little nerdy and crutch like. for a pua, it's like wearing a pocket protector in your front pocket; however, after reading of your luck w/ the hb9, it seems like it can actually be a useful part of the game. if you run out of things to say it's there! i'm definitely gonna put one together now.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 2:17 pm 
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Anybody fancy posting an example of a cheatsheet? :lol:


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Haha, can't believe you were looking at the cheat sheet while talking to her. Nice work.

Warden and Simple, from the look of his results, it seems that Taipan's game wasn't affected too much by alcohol. If he can get fclose's whilst on the piss, that's good for him. Getting drunk doesn't slow everyones game. With me, at times it slows it, but in a good way. Sometimes I talk too fast when I get excited, and if quite drunk, you have to think about what you are saying more, thus, slowing down a bit.
I'm not saying its good to get wasted, and I'm not saying don't drink at all, What I am saying is: Each to his own.

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Damn, reading this post got me thinking of new ideas

Ps, good work with the amogs.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 11:04 am 
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I'm going to put together a cheat sheet. You know how some people can dance and some can't? Some people can read something and just integrate into a routine? Not me. A cheat sheet would give me a LOT of confidence about having openers, routines, even sequences on hand IF I needed them. Like the way PRO quarterbacks have the plays on their wrists during a football (American) game. The cheat sheet idea may be enough to get this AFC into the clubs sarging alone.


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Good sarge!

Text book from letting the girl get a smoke to standing up to the massive amogs.

Keep up the great work.


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Kudos!
Good post. I always love reading about other PUA's conquests. I've gotta say that the cheat sheet cracked me up; I loved it! I've carried one before, but never had the balls to pull one out in front of a target before; good stuff.

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props son


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 2:15 am 
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The cheat sheet part cracked me up too, but it does raise their curiosity if nothing else. Another way to make it less obvious is to just put a note in your cellphone and just whip it out if you're stuck as if you're checking ur SMS, could incorporate that into a routine as well...


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