Hey Guys,
Speed dating: I think it’s a great way to brush up on convo skills (that's if u need too
) or to test your abilities in trying to bag a HB in 5mins. So, when my company announced a speed dating event for charity, I signed up at the chance to see if I had what it really takes.
We were all given numbers and the chicks were given desks. After looking around and seeing the amount of AFC’s having nervous chatter and getting sweaty palms, my confidence peaked it’s rare head. The bell rung…
First up was a HB5 I already knew. I used this opportunity to brush up on anything I thought would backfire when I got to my target (a HB7 2nd from last)…As I progressed along the desks, I noticed that 8/10 guys in this were AMOGS on fat salaries (bombarding the chics with compliments and bragging about money). I saw my target joking with her friends behind her about what guys have said so far – basically taking the piss. Then it was turn…
HB7: Hey number 2 (I took this as sarcasm)
Mo: Ha. Your just oozing with confidence aren’t you?
HB7: Well, im here to have fun so y not?
Mo: That makes 2 of us (I stick out my hand to introduce myself) Im Moses
HB7: (says her name and sticks out her hand. I take it and slowly bring it to my face and kiss my own hand. A c/f technique I learnt from a David De’Angelo video)
HB7: haha. Gentleman eh?
Mo: ha Far from one babe
HB7: Well, the flyer says only Gentlemens allowed (shit test?)
Mo: I know, that's why im disguised as a gentleman today
HB7: (Tilts her head and squints her eyes. At this point she kinda kicks my shoe – Maybe from trying to move her feet back or playing footsie?i don't know, but I chose the latter. I tapped her back but a bit more obvious then hers
HB7: Ooo easy tiger. (I give her a cheeky grin)
…The convo continues…
After the night came to an end, her mate runs over and gives me a tissue with her number on it – First #close without asking! I was over the moon!
We speak for a few days then she invites me to a house warming. When I show up, I know no one!! so I focus my time on her. We kino and I c/f all night!! After whispering some outrageous sexy shit, she gives in:
HB7: That’s it. I want to see how bad u really are!?
Mo: Haha…it’s not that easy. (then a guy begins a convo with me and I unintentionally freeze her out. She gets a bit fed up and grabs my hand and pulls me to a room-Cheers dude!!! )
We start kissing and one thing leads to another…
HB7: So when are u gonna show me how bad u are?
Mo: go to the fridge and get something. Make it interesting!
**I have no idea why I said that, maybe I was just in the zone!!!But boy am i happy I did! TBH I felt like a pornstar haha**
She comes back wth jelly.
I use it to go down on her and vice versa. To all the brothers that want to try something freaky they aint done yet…Try jelly!! I promise it will not let you down! LOL. We then continue doing the “nasty” – not going to get into detail ;0)
After that night I honestly feel my confidence is SKY HIGH!! For me it was a AA KILLER!!!
Though I do think it was luck, it was off the hook!
The End
PS: I have now found out she is dating my mate from the companies basketball team!
CHAT