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PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 11:32 am 
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Rite this is an old 1! But this is 1 of the most shocking thing thats happened to me!

Here We Go!
Rite, My mate was back from Uni, by coinsidence he was the 1 who had introduced my to "The Game"!
At this point, i had finished the book, but wasnt really any good! I have always been cocky and girls seemed to like it and i have always been fast on my feet!
Anyways, we were out on the piss, i went to the toilet and just for the hell of it, got a different spray put on each wrist!
As i walked out, i seen a Hb.7 standing by the stairs waiting for someone and we made eye contact! Went ova and just said "Need a female Opinion - which ones better!" Started talkin to her, negged her a bit with what i knew at the time. Her friends called her, but she said she'd catch up with them! (At this point i knew she was interested and was really excited that what i was saying was working I wanted to go try it out on other girls) So gave a Time constraint like

Me: "If my mate doesnt come outta the toilets in 2 mins, i gotta go find him!"
Target: "Oh sorry to keep you"
Me: (Interupting) "So you should be!" (Cheeky Smile
Target: "If you gimme your number i could txt you later!?"
Me: "Sorry - I dont give my number out to strangers - i'll take yours!"
Target: "Ok - call me at 3am!"
Me: "Wont you be in bed by then!? Feeling Adventurous are you!?"
Target: "You'll find out!"
(Kiss Close)

So went out, got very drunk and called her at 3! She happened to be accross the streen from me! Was really Freaky!!!! Anyway, she was very "Persuasive" that i went back to her student Flat - OH YEAH!!!! Its ON! :p

So got back to her's - she strips into her underwear and goes to brush her teeth - even lends me an extra toothbrush (God knows who its was but god bless her!)
So walked into her room - took off my top (I do workout and i like to think that i have a good Physique)
Anyway, she smiled, walked over, got on her knee's, got out my cock and started giving me a blowjob! Was amazing! She told me to get a condom from her drawer - so got 1, turned around and she was playing with herself!!! I just watched for a bit and talked dirty to her!
She put the condom on me and we started doing missionary she was really into it and really aroused!!! I was still quite drunk and just blurted out "Do you like Anal!?" She said she'd never tried it before, so i said she told me that she told me she was in an adventurous mood! and managed to get her to do it! It was my 1st time and i was chuffed doing it!
So after bout 30 mins, i really couldnt feel anythin cos i was not sobering up! So really started fucking her hard! She had already cum about 2/3 times and they were really intense!!!!
Anyway (This is the part you have all been waiting for - what shocked me!) I was pounding her really hard! Her friends had even come home since we started but she was moaning so loud like she didnt care!!! Next think i know!!!!

Target: "Oh!!! Mmmmmm! Mmmm!!! Oh Yeah just like that"
Me: (Playing along) Oh Baby! You Like that!?" (Next Thing!)
Target: Oh Fuck fuck fuck!!! Pin my legs up!!!! PIN MY FUCKING LEGS UP!"

I did and OH MY GOD!!! - she squirted all over my chest - and im not talking about a lil tinkle, im talkin Bed and me SOAKED!!!! It was FUCKIN AWSOME!!!!!!

She Got a Towel and laid it over the "Puddle" (Lol) and we went to sleep - the nxt mornin i woke up with her giving me a blowjob again!!! So i came in her mouth and she offered me a Lift Home!

What a 1 Night Stand! :p

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 3:16 pm 
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wow~
good job dude~


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 3:37 pm 
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WOOW THAT GIRL WAS SLUTTY!!! don't loose her number lol

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:20 pm 
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"I've never done that before though." <-------- I call bluff on her :)


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 1:37 pm 
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dude... I may be playing the careful guy.. but I'd get checked out after her, just in case :P

Congradulations are still in order.

Keep on playin'
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 3:09 pm 
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He covered his willy up!
No need to be so cautious about crotch destroyers is there?

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 3:32 pm 
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awsome job on this one...

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:55 pm 
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A little graphic but hey, after a good sarge, I say you can decribe it as nasty as you want.

Good job! ESPECIALLY ON THE ANAL!!


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 1:46 am 
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Wow. Rock! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 9:52 pm 
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you lap up the exclamation marks don't you. but good lay, you see her again after this?


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Much respect!!!!
"Who in here doesn't enjoy a good "Rump-Roast?"

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Nice! Iv always wanted a girl that can squirt.


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