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 Post subject: Interceptor
PostPosted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 4:16 pm 
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Ok, this was the day after by birthday party!!!
My friend and I are driving back home on the interstate around noon and we are about one hour from home. I roll down the window a bit to flick my ciggie out and I look out of the corner of my eye and see a man driving along with us wearing a uniform..wouldnt ya know its a state trooper uniform. So, we are driving on and the trooper pulls up beside us and blows a kiss to me. I just laugh and look ahead and pay no attention really after that. Then Mr. trooper decides to pull up to us again and this time he wrote his number on a paper (in large print) and placed it up on the window where I could see it. So, I called to say hey, what up? what do you want? He said, " I think youre hot" " pull over". Ok, at first I hung up and he calls again and requests that I pull over so he can talk to me. Ya know, I am thinking he is playing around of course. So, we get off at our exit and he follows. Im thinking(WTF?) right. We stopped at the gas station to fill up and he followed in behind us and came up to me in the store. (I am thinking in my mind,omg, this looks like a conquest b/c he is a state trooper right). He asked me if we could meet later and of course I say I will think about it,( knowing that I probably wouldnt), I stand on my toes and kiss him.Bam, poor thing didnt know what hit him. Then he said " I want more of that later definitely), I grinned and walked away, waving bye. Me and my friend sped off. About 3 hours later, trooper calls. He wants to take me out to dinner and "maybe" a movie.LOL. I couldnt that night, so I asked for a rain check. He said what about tomorrow night. "Sounds good to me".
Well, its tomorrow night and he picks me up and we go to a local bar in town with great chicken wings and of course we have the adult beverages. After we eat,drink, and talk..we both had the notion that we had similar interests. He asked if I would go back to his place for a night cap and I accepted. This poor thing just doesn't have a clue!!!
We get to his place and we sit on the couch, cuddled up. He playswith my hair and whispers naughty things in my ear. I am thinking to myself that this is just too easy. So I went for it. Just kiss the guy and he is mine for the night. Although, i made it sound easy, it was a little push and pull. He would LMR(ugh), then lay it on thick, LMR, back to kissing intensly( :roll: )

Finally, I stand up like I was about to leave(guess he wasnt thinking that hey I rode with him to his place)LOL, so he grabs my hand andpulls me to him and kisses me and rubs my body down, then sits me down next to him. Making out and then.......thats right!!


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 4:28 pm 
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I like how you dealt with LMR here. You did a freeze out in essence acting like you wanted to leave and he took the bait. This is a good example of how both men and women have to deal with LMR and the right way to handle it. First a preacher's son and now a State Trooper! :) No one is safe from the clutches of Paramour. :lol:

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Why did he go through the this whole saga (and in such a suggestive manner) if he didn't want to eventually have sex with you? Why the LMR? Could my confusion perhaps have something to do with the fact that I don't know what a state trooper is..?


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[quote="qwerty17"]Why did he go through the this whole saga (and in such a suggestive manner) if he didn't want to eventually have sex with you? Why the LMR? Could my confusion perhaps have something to do with the fact that I don't know what a state trooper is..?[/quote]




The reasoning for the LMR is because, not to my knowledge, did I know he was married, which would explain the hesitation on his part. Now, when I found out that he was indeed married, I left him alone. A state trooper is a cop. Perhaps, he didn't want his indiscretions made known to public as well. Where I am from, I don't think happy marriages exist.LOL. This guy obviousely wanted a young, hot ass to fulfill what he was craving that he could achieve with his wife.


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 Post subject: Interceptor
PostPosted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:59 am 
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What in the hell did I just read? :shock:

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PostPosted: Sat May 03, 2008 6:38 pm 
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Ummmm... I'm going to go out on a limb here and ask my question.

Paramour, are you a female?

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I'm guessing yeah. I was pretty confused half way through that too.


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 Post subject: Re: Interceptor
PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 10:36 pm 
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Ummmm... I'm going to go out on a limb here and ask my question.

Paramour, are you a female?
Yes, she is a female. I dont think she comes on here that much anymore so i figured I would answer.

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PostPosted: Sat May 17, 2008 12:46 am 
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Thanks for clearing that up for me bro, I thought I was reading some homosexual assed shit for a minute there!!! :lol:

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lol same


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