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| BittyBanger | PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2015 6:42 am | |
| Offline | | Member of MPUA Forum | Joined: Mon Jul 21, 2014 6:48 pm Posts: 105 | | I straight did it son, I forst posted to this forum in july 2014 and got laid just 10 days after doing so. I KeptT A JOURNAL of it look it up everyone can learn.. I was 19 and a virgin. Ive come along way in the last 18 months but i still have a lot to learn. 18 months ago I losty virginity to a 18 yr old redhead 10/10 when ur drunk i picked up at a bar in montreal. 6 months ago, the weirdest fuckig thig ever happened and my buddy hooked me up with a brunette. Fucked that bitch too. And last week, i completed the hattrick.
18 months after discovering puaforums i got 3 lays now and ill share my latest.
Like i said. I completed my hat trick. I fucked a blondeeeeee! Wooot! this is how it goes. So i got this buddy t who is fucking my buddy b's cousin. B's cousin brought 2 friends over. So were 3 guys 3 girls chillig at her house. And these girls like me. Warm approach, gotta love em. Anyways so dana asks me shit about music, then starts cooking up home fries so i go over to her to check out her home fries, and my buddy pushes me into her. So i was like "oooops, srry, but i like it here, think ill stay" kino'd her hard next thing i know shes not leaving. So i go to wheel her (kiss) and she truns her head. I was persistent but she kept turning away for like 15 minutes so i'd rub her pussy through her jeans and she'd still turn her head while smiling and moaning it was so hot. Anyways long story short she wont kiss me but im pleasuring her, then everyone leaves us alone in the kitchen so she leads me to the washroom. She finally starts kissing me guess she was just shy or something then i unbutton her pants and start fucking her. Our friends complain about the noise so i turn the shower on and fuck her in the shower (that was different (; ). Shitty part is i fucked her for over an hour and never busted a nut ):
Ohhhh well, just another lay and meaningless one night stand. Cant believe out of 3 guys and 3 girls im the only one who got laid that night
Gotta love the bittybanger life (;
Pceee!!
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| J.Daniels | PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2015 10:58 pm | |
Joined: Mon Jul 07, 2014 4:41 pm Posts: 1398 Location: England | | Well done. How many you hoping to fuck next year? _________________ I grew out of the dumb shit I used to say on here. Most of my posts don't represent who I am today at all.
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| Dragula | PostPosted: Sun Dec 13, 2015 12:28 am | |
| Offline | | English Muffin |  | Joined: Wed Sep 10, 2008 5:40 pm Posts: 5689 | | Congrats on the sex
I think you should aim for 1 a week, from cold approach _________________ USER HAS BEEN BANNED FOR REPEATEDLY IGNORING MOD WARNINGS AND MULTIPLE RULE VIOLATIONS
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| BittyBanger | PostPosted: Mon Dec 21, 2015 3:51 pm | |
| Offline | | Member of MPUA Forum | Joined: Mon Jul 21, 2014 6:48 pm Posts: 105 | | thx boys but yeah I really wanna move to montreal again and bang 1 a week also I got a lot of friends and standards like you wouldn't believe so constantly fucking dirty sluts would be very counter intuitive to my life style. I know 3 isn't much but since I only got that 6 minimum for 2016 (; although 10+ would be nice.
im also living in my hometown, its shit, everyone knows everyone and that alone fucks with me.
I liked it way more when I lived in montreal. cold approached everywhere. I'd also like to note I only ever got laid from warm approach. although my first time getting laid I got introduced to my girl by these bitches I had just walked up to haha.
northern Ontario suckssssssssss, don't come here. stay south of Muskoka please!!! for your own good
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