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11/12/15

Started talking to a gal on Tinder and she seemed quite complimentive of my style, so got the number pretty fast. It was around midnight though so I kinda wanted to establish some decent attraction before going to bed. ’Strike whilst the iron is hot’ and all that. Converted to SPAM and I’ve been avoiding texting recently and have been using the voice recorder instead, it’s more efficient than texting and it’s a little different. They still have the option to cancel last minute and try again so it’s still much less pressured than calling.

I got her pretty into me and I fell asleep at 2am. Next day, at work, I text her this:

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I knew this point she wanted to turn this sexual. I am usually hesitant to do this because girls usually flake once you’ve got too sexual before even meeting but my gut feeling suggested that I should roll with it. Turns out we are both kinky freaks and she seems to like giving blow jobs and what not. I got home and things were getting really heated and vivid on the voice recordings. I give her a good response back and then suddenly she goes all radio silence. I am sat at home with a raging hard on waiting for the blue ticks to appear on SPAM. It kind of frustrated me that I broke my rule of getting too sexual and then I go to bed.

Next day, she sends me an apology text saying that her bro called her up and some mental issues so she pretty much phone support for him all night so looks like it’s still on. The old me would of reacted and called her a time waster, good job I didn’t. We got freaky on the recordings again and then obviously we sent each other naked pics, i won’t be posting those up though. I zoomed in and screen shot my cock so she knew what it was but not enough context to see the all the glory. This seemed to drive her wild. I told her the more explicit she gets on the recordings, the more I will zoom out on the pics and send it to her. She did well and she saw it in all it’s glory. She got pretty excited about it and sent me naked pics of her body. I also got the same excitement.

I then said I had an interesting idea, I told her we could could fuck on the roof my city centre apartment and film it with a selfie stick, incase you haven’t read my other LR’s, i have took a bunch of girls up there because it’s pretty cool majestic view. She loved this idea and she told me she was sold and asked me for my address, I gave it to her and told her to Uber to me. So, I jump in the shower and get ready for some fun.

I get back to my phone, zero blue ticks for about 30mins. I figured she got cold feet and changed her mind. What normal person wouldn’t just say ‘Okay, I’m gonna get ready, text you in a bit’ - I seemed to of waited too long and I was too horny so i stuck Brazzers on and had to finish myself off. Oh well. Then as it happens, she texts me that she is on her way, I am still sceptical but looks like it’s on.

She arrives and I lead her up to my apartment, we make out in the elevator, I kiss her neck and she goes berserk and gets really horny. She leaves her handbag in my apartment and we head up to the roof. So we are trespassing and climbing up the ladders on the fire escape and make it to the roof. It’s pretty damn cold. She loves the view and we start to get frisky. We are masturbating each other and we realise there is a guy on the roof next to us on the next building smoking a cig watching us. We find the blindspot and get half naked and get it on.

We pretty much are fucking like crazy and she is really loud and talks absolute filth This is one of my bucket list fantasies I am fulfilling but it’s not quite perfect I want to fuck on the edge of the roof slope and film it with the selfie stick. The guy is longer there and we head over to the dangerous part. I lay on my back whilst I am looking up at the stars whilst she performs mouth magic on me talking filth. We cam see people in the hotel windows. I am sure some might of saw us.

Like imagine porn star dirty talk. ‘I am your dirty whore bla bla’. I get the selfie stick out and fuck her doggy style over looking the madness of Friday night, 1000’s of people over looking the streets. I felt like SPAM with a selfie stick up there and people are oblivious to what is happening above them. We do indeed film and I even give her the selfie stick and she extends it over lapping the ledge so I am fucking her doggy for an epic angle. I am impressed she didn’t drop my phone.

We get a bit cold and decide to go back to my apartment, as i am sliding down the roof tiles a guy jumps out of his apartment and starts to shout at us for trespassing. I have my pants half way down my legs, selfie stick in in my hand, my other hand holding onto the side to stabilise and here I am am with a raging hard on looking upon this stranger. Anyway, I told him to chill out and when I told him I lived in the building he moved back along into his cave.

We get to the apartment and then continue the sex. Me and my room mate play pranks on each other, he is currently travelling so I have the place to myself, I decide to fuck in his bed, film it and show him. He is also a bit of a freak and he has straps on all 4 corners of his bed. So I obliged and tied her up. She absolutely loved it and telling me this is the best night of her life. He even has candles above the bed to which i lit and poured on her body, she was in sheer bliss. We pretty fuck for hours and hours and she tried anal for the 1st time. My pick up buddy is near by in a club and he kinda knows what’s been happening. He has also got blue balls from a date he just got from and didn’t get passed the LMR.

I told him to come over to ‘Pick up his laptop’, he arrives and i ask her if she wants to meet and get acquainted with him. She seems up for it. I kiss her neck and tell Seluj to kiss the other side of her neck. She goes berserk and before you know it we are having the devil’s threesome. We are both having trouble getting hard due to the fact that i already emptied my balls and he also had a wank before I texted him. We take some viagra but I don’t think it had any effect on me. Perhaps it was expired.

Anyway, we did a position where I was sat up straight and she was reverse cowgirl, I kinda had my eye’s closed at the time and then suddenly Seluj’s cock was practically in my face as she starts to suck him off lol. We also had to do the high 5 thing whilst we were both pounding way. We couldn’t stop laughing. This was the 2nd time we been in this situation since Thailand where we broke down in laughter and couldn’t get hard. He also had a hard time to finish and he wanked himself off, every time I could see him concentrating, I would get his face and make eye contact with him to put him off haha and he just burst out with laughter. It took him a while but he eventually finished to which she gobbled it up for him. She tried kissing me but no way that was happening for a while.

We had another session in the morning and Seluj took off. I cooked her bacon and eggs and got her an Uber. She is actually a very cool girl and I do actually believe her that me and Seluj were the 8th and 9th guy she ever banged. I shall see her again.

Image Her with selfie stick

A lot of fantasies were filled that night:

HER:
Roof top
dirty talk
Tied up
Anal
Threesome

ME:
Rooftop edge with selfie stick

Hope you enjoyed the read.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 13, 2015 12:13 am 
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You're a filthy fucking pervert, like myself... her voice was kinda sexy though.

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I approve of this post.

Well done, sir.

I almost forgive you for the selfie stick.

Almost.


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well done sir!!!


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Well done, sir.

I almost forgive you for the selfie stick.

Almost.
At least he put it to good use.

Congrats you fucker.

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